Things Game Characters Would Never Say

Discussion in 'Humor' started by seph ir oth, Aug 27, 2006.

  1. seph ir oth

    seph ir oth Mod'n Dat News Jon Staff Member

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    Cloud (FFVII) - "I am sexually attracted to women."

    Jigglypuff (Pokemon) - "PIKA!"

    Uther (WC3) - "I dearly hope that there's a special place in heaven waiting for you, Arthas."

    Chrono (Chrono Trigger) - "I CAN TALK! I'M A REAL BOY!"

    Hope you guys think of more good ones :rolleyes: .
     
  2. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    Sephiroth (FFVll ac): I love being an experiment :p
    Pandaren brewmaster (w3 TFT): For the fall of Pandaria!!!
     
  3. Rabarber

    Rabarber You can change this now in User CP.

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    Alexander (TH) - I actually like you.
    Oww. Mean.
     
  4. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    NiKaNoRoU_GR: do you?
     
  5. King TonGoll

    King TonGoll ORLY?*DDR*

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    some things noty right..... what happend in my absense? i do not no who the poster above me is.... and how did his post count bunmp soo fast!
     
  6. Siefer

    Siefer New Member

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    Arthas (WC) - Oops!

    Sephiroth (FF7)- Well, I guess this sword IS kinda long...

    Sora (KH) - Keyblade?! Why can't I have a real sword like the rest of the Square-Enix heroes!

    Goofy (KH) - To tell you the truth, Donald, most of the time I have no idea what the hell you are saying.
     
  7. Rabarber

    Rabarber You can change this now in User CP.

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    The Helper (TH) - I give up. I'm giving all my powers to Rabarber.
     
  8. Cornface

    Cornface Avoid, if at all possible.

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    NiKaNoRoU_GR: I'll stop making tons of unnecessary posts to make my post count go up!

    Arthas: This game sucks, I wan't to be the nice guy.

    Acolyte: Burn the heretics!

    Yoda: Join the dark side and get a free cookie!
     
  9. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    Why my post count is so big is that I am most of the day active and post much at the Members projects.
    Anyways:
    Bugs Bunny: I hate Carrots!!!
    Daffy Duck: I love Bugs Bunny!!!
    Cloud (FFVll): I am a boy...
     
  10. Wiseman_2

    Wiseman_2 Missy wants blood!

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    Cortez (Timesplitters): "Did you replace my Shampoo?"

    Harry Potter: "Burn the witch!"
     
  11. seph ir oth

    seph ir oth Mod'n Dat News Jon Staff Member

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    Master Chief (Halo 1, very beginning) - "What calibration errors? He...WHAT!? WHEN I LOOK UP, I LOOK DOWN! CHANGE THAT BACK!"

    Fusion Frenzy (general) - "Wait a second...do we have a life outside of these random tournaments?"

    Tyreal (Diablo 2) - "I only hang out with mortals because I have no social life in heaven."
     
  12. Warchief

    Warchief Guest

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    Diablo : Tyreal, will you marry me!?!
     
  13. Nenad

    Nenad ~Choco Coronet~ Omnomnom

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    Diablo: It's too hot in here, can someone freeze hell over.
    Homer Simpson: e=mc2 not pie
     
  14. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    Spiderman: MJ...who are you?
    Neo (Matrix): Too late, Trinity...Morpheus is my boyfriend
     
  15. Wiseman_2

    Wiseman_2 Missy wants blood!

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    Any Character from The Sims: "Hey, d'you, y'know, ever wonder about stuff like god? Maybe there's some guy tappin away on a computer, and we're like, just computer characters, and he controls everything we do..."
     
  16. XXXconanXXX

    XXXconanXXX Cocktails anyone?

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    ROFL. That cracked me up. I'll be at your funeral, btw, since Alex will probably read this. :(

    Hmmm, let's see now...

    Prince of Persia - ...Damn....crabs...
     
  17. Volkof

    Volkof Well-Known Member

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    Dr Eggman: Im round, fat and smell of rotton egg! For my name is Dr Eggman
    Yugioh: Damn its been a long time since i played duel monster cards, now i have forgotten all the rules
     
  18. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    Yu-gi-oh:Vokofe just said the truth...
     
  19. Whitesock

    Whitesock Graphics Help Zone Moderator Staff Member

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    Pit Lord (Wc3)- I have something to confess, I am acually...a mailman!

    :banghead: - Ow!
     
  20. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    ghostly archmage: wtf...someone just passed through me!!!
     

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