Things your girlfriend would say...in your dreams

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

the tittle says all...

I'l begin:

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1#Let's watch that football match again
2#That was a great fart! do another one!
3#You just want me to go into that room? okay
4#I'm not going shopping, I want to...relax
5#Is it the air or I just pressed on mud? lol, it's great -splash-

 

[Amfidamant]

#6 Okay, I will make the dinner again.
#7 Don't worry, I'll wash your dirty socks.
#8 I don't feel tired. Lets have some

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

9#I am actually a boy
10#lol!

 

[Wiseman_2]

#11: Of course [insert female name here] and [insert female name here] can share our bed tonight!

 

[Jindo]

#12: Hey baby! I wanna take ya to a gay bar!
#13: You're not my girlfriend!
#14: We're out of milk, I'll go make some more.

~Jindo

 

[Aqua Dragon]

#15 Come to me Jindo!!!

 

[DDRtists]

#16: You spend a lot of time with me, take a break.

 

[Nigerianrulz]

#17-i dont know u and i dont have a bf HA
#18-cant find ur penis...
#19-sorry safty first(pulls out a condom) and then says come to papa :nuts:

 

[Jindo]

#20 - aquter, will you marry me?!



~Jindo

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

21- You're right, it's hot in here. I'll take off all my clothes. (lol, stolen from a song)

 

[Doomsday]

#22 - Let's have sex 2 times every day!

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

#22 - Let's have sex 2 times every day!

heh, but some say let's make 8 times a day...so that's not right

 

[Nigerianrulz]

i think most ppl one time and they penis goes down again... need viagra lol not me...
#23-i have no .............................penis