What if...

[HG-Bonfire]

they would prolly all be really stupid

What if a monkey landed on your shoulder while you were on the computer?

 

[King TonGoll]

id be really freaked out and then id kill it. from fear of getting rabbies.

 

[MoonRazer]

what if u were the monkey that landed on my shoulder.

 

[HG-Bonfire]

id probably have a bunch of explaining to do, first with the fact that im a monkey.

What if all the happy smilies became evil?

 

[MoonRazer]

then our happy little world of happy smilelys would be corrupt and become evil!!!

what if :shades: lost his sunglasses?

 

[Pineapple]

Then :shades: would become .

What is pi was not equal to 3.14?!

 

[Sargon]

Then the world would be exactly like it is, because pi isn't equal to 3.14.

What if I baked 3.14 pies?

 

[Siefer]

Then I would eat the 3 and you can have the .14

What if pi WAS 3.14?

 

[Pineapple]

then i would say "Im hungry, pass me some 3.14".

What if the square root of 9 was 9?

 

[w/e]

Then the world would implode and humans would be purple and walk upside down and there would be 7523235 dimensions. And no colors.

 

[Siefer]

What if w/e made a "what if..." with his last post?

 

[HG-Bonfire]

then you would of answered his what if question

What if I randomly showed up at your doorstep.

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then you'd probably get mown down by the Squads of Angry Hobos on Lawnmowers, or perhaps be blasted across the street by the sqauds of Nuclear Monkeys with giant Nuclear Shotguns. All because you ignored the "Tresspassers Will Be Extreminated" sign at my front gate.

What if Pluto was reinstated as a planet?

 

[New_U.S.]

then i would be happy again

what if the word u say the most would kill you if you said it, and every 5 seconds you didnt say anything u would die?

 

[MCV]

Most, people would die, but some would be smart enough to survive.

What if the Internet didn't exist?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I wouldn't be able to order anymore Lawnmowers for my Angry Hobos... Who would become enraged, and go on a killing spree across the land, searching for more lawnmowers.

What if I gave my angry hobos car crushers instead of Lawnmowers?

 

[New_U.S.]

the hobos would crush your car

what if steve erwin came back to life and came to your house?

 

[Darthfett]

He would say "Crikey! I think there's a Gator in your fridge!"

What if Blizzard issued a patch on the World Editor that removed the H2I glitch?

 

[MCV]

(Let's see if I get this right.)
Then they would announce Starcraf 2 the week after.

What if communism worked?

 

[Rabarber]

Communism works.

What if DotA was impopular?