You know you've played too much Warcraft when...

[pheonixashes]

I haven't seen this thread yet, let's begin.


1. You call your toilet "The Frozen Throne."

2. You think Nightsabers are real animals.

3. You try to learn from a deer to grow antlers.

4. You kill random people to gain exp.

5. Then you try to animate their bodies.

6. You go to the supermarket to find "Potions of Healing."

7. You find "Potions of Healing."

8. You ask your church priest to "Inner Fire" you.

9. Every spider you see looks like a Nerubian.

10. You move using the same animation over and over again, and you always run, no matter how short the distance is you're traveling.

Basically, just list things that you find a WC Addict would do.

 

[denmax]

This one:

They think the meaning of Aura is a radial affection from your body to other bodies..

XD That is true correct?

 

[Aqua Dragon]

When You Name Your Pet Deer Furion
When You Think Jaina Proudmore Is A Real Person
When You Can Recite (From Memory) The ENTIRE List Of Warcraft Units From Top To Bottom.
When You can Use Cheats On Battle. Net.

 

[Tonks]

You know you've played too much Warcraft when multiples of this thread are created.

 

[Cheddar]

You believe that greed is good, and that John Galt is your daddy without a spoon.

You search the dictionary for the word n00b and are surprised to find that it isn't in there.

National Geographic shows the calm side of Pandas.

 

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You go to the nearest bar looking for a Pandaren Brewmaster.

You can name the Cooldowns, Abilities, Units, and Strategies for one race.

Can fluently repeat every word and action Archimonde did in the cinema in which he destroyed Dalaran.

You go to the beach or nearest playground just to draw the symbol Archimonde drew in the sand.

You think someone is watching you when you see and owl in a tree.

You can say every phrase that every unit speaks when you click them and you use these in regular day use.

You think it's Medivh or his family when you see crows.

You go to the hospital from being attacked by a wolf because you want to imitate Thrall.

You become a Park ranger because you want to protect the Night Elves.

You become a lumberjack just so you may hear rumors and go in search of the World Tree.

You duct-tape chainsaws to your arms thinking you can become a Goblin Chopper.

You refer to the islamic suicide bombers as Goblin sappers.

You search the Bible in search for the spell "Divine Shield."

You try to light a pile of rocks on fire in the attempt to create an Infernal.

You can come up with more than five of these phrases.

You kill a Sheep every chance you get thinking it will spawn two Rabbits to attack your enemy. (vice versa)

You steal your rich uncle's bear rug just so you can imitate being a Druid of the Claw.

In replace of the word "n00b" you use "peon."

You honestly think you can walk in a gold mine and walk back out with a bag of gold in a couple of seconds.

You think Wc3 strategies should be used in military-warfare techniques.

You buy 40 wells at Lowe's and put them in your yard thinking you'll be invincible.

You go to the beach so you can practice your Water Elemental and Tsunami skills.

You think you actually HAVE Water Elemental and Tsunami skills.

You light an egg on fire thinking it will create Pheonix.

You name any of your pets a name from the Warcraft storyline.

You refer to your goldfish as a Nage Royal Guard.

You won't go to the beach in fear of the Naga.

You think all we need to do to find Osama is put Magic Sentry Towers in Iraq.

You practice throwing your dad's hammer so you may one day be able to cast Storm Bolt.

You bring arrows you froze, and arrows you lite on fire to school instead of a gun.

You get shot and go to the science lab and drink the nearest green liquid because you think it is a Potion of Healing all because you forgot the bow.

Your arrows melted in your backpack which rendered it impossible to read your Scroll of Protection which you bought off Ebay.

You use the World Editor to make a layout of the ideal land you want. You then place houses and people everywhere. (I can be accused of that. I tried to create the a place to paintball.)

You make music videos in the World Editor.

You refer to deer as stag.

You sit in class drawing your favourite units on paper.

You sit in class writing up strategies.

You buy a bag of sand just so you can draw out your Warcraft strategies that you thought of in class.




I can come up with more, but I think I really need to stop. This goes to show you how much of a life I have. I thought of all of these within less than a hour.

 

[Mmage]

You know when you've played too much warcraft when you start talking like this "ROFL nub, u gt OWNED! Grunts cnt attak AIR! nuub." (He dosent actually say R.O.F.L. he jsut says the letters)

 

[Farplane]

I'll do 5 reasons, going from least addict to greatest in that order
You know you play to much Warcraft when...
5. You believe people holding crosses will come back to life when they die.
4. You use unit phrases in undemanded everyday situations. (example: Dang it Glen(you)! For the last time, file those reports!
Glen: Ready to work.)
3. You think everything you do is assigned a cooldown time.
2. You respond to the question "How long will he live?" with a number followed by the word "attacks".
And 1..... When you explain how to do daily things (for example throwing a baseball) with a legitimate JASS code.

 

[Cheddar]

When you pull an all-nighter you seriously believe you have Spell Immunity from the Dreadlord's Sleep.

You never run out of arrows. Never.

You swear you were baptized in a Moon Well.

It's okay, I can take a couple of shots to the chest from a sword and I'll turn out all right. I'll regenerate it in a matter of minutes.

You light your feet on fire so you can have footprints like Illidan.

You name your cat Tyrande.

You believe deforestation can be solved through a simple Tree Regrowth trigger.

You've won over 30 matches on battle.net, and you only registered your account yesterday.

Lizards become Skinks in your vocabulary.

You wave a staff around trying to cast Blizzard.

You got an F on your test, and you best excuse was "I didn't put enough points into Brilliance Aura".

You build an altar in your backyard so you can just revive yourself if you have $425.

You duct tape yourself to a tree thinking you'll act as a Wisp and get some free lumber.

Your senior prom theme? Humans vs Orcs.

You designed that theme for your senior prom. And junior prom.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

Actually, it does exist

http://www.thehelper.net/forums/showthread.php?t=18117&highlight=Addicted+to+Warcraft+When

 

[seph ir oth]

You know you've played too much Warcraft when multiples of this thread are created.

Actually, it does exist

http://www.thehelper.net/forums/showthread.php?t=18117&highlight=Addicted+to+Warcraft+When

I'm glad someone else besides me has noticed.

You know you've played too much warcraft when you yell at your chem partners in labs that "they aren't macroing enough!"

 

[Makaze]

1.You keep poking rabbits to make them blow up.

2.You sell your car because you can "Mass Teleport".

3.You spin around with a knife to replicate bladestorm.

4.Its no longer a son of a b**ch but a son of a succumbus.

5.When you hear the school bell ring you immediately don a bicycle helmet and a baseball bat and get ready for a raid.

6.You think you can destroy whole cities by building sandcastles of them and kicking them over.

7.At the circus you suddenly got up and pointed at the clown yelling "He's a dreadlord kill him!"

8.The only food you have in your house are drumsticks and you do not buy more than 100 of them.

9.You smell magic in the air.

10.You think poking your friends will make them say someyhing funny.

11.You poke your friends.

12.When sick you electrocute yourself to "Purge" away the toxins.

13.You think a sword cannot kill you in 1 hit.

14.You blind yourself so you can "see" demons.

15.You are afraid to take a bath because a water elemental might materialise and kill you.

16.You keep asking an assistant in the shoe shop where to find a boots of speed.

17.You stand very still at night so that you can shadowmeld.

18.You call scots "Dwarves", Jamaicans "Trolls", Chinese "Pandarens" and Japanese "Blademasters".

19.You think all people with cateract infections are elves who bleach their hair.

20.When you kick someone in the groin, you yell "Critical Hit!"

21.To wake someone up you say "Wake up! Time to die!"

22.You are not afraid of earthquakes because they only damage buildings.

23.You are not afraid of thunderstorms because you have a necklace of spell immunity.

24.You are amazed at how people can fit more than 6 items in their backpacks.

25.You laugh when people tell you that you can own more than a million coins.

26.You tried to make a nerubian by cross breeding an ant with a spider but the spider ate the ant.

27.You hit buildings to earn money.

28.You fix your plumbing by going outside your house and work on it by hitting the wall.

29.When someone presses alt+ctrl+delete you cower and hide beacuse the world is about to end.

30.You serve none but the frozen throne.

31.At gym class you tell your teacher you cannot throw the javelin because more mana is required.

32.Your pet frog's a Murloc.

33.You think storm,earth and fire heed your call.

34.You think a bow and arrow is as powerful as a rifle.

35.You think the Bermuda triangle is the Mealstrom.

36.To you growing up is just a very slow bloodlust.

37.You eat trees to stay healthy.

38.You wonder if the lamb you are eating was once human.

39.You always keep an eye on the stone gargoyle statues.

40.Your idea of contributing to the community is to demolish the stone gargoyle statues.

41.You think black panthers do not bite.

42.You write "allyourbasearebelongtous" on a test paper to get full marks.

43.You live beside a graveyard so you can summon skeletal warriors when needed.

44.Whenever a natural disaster happens, you mutter to yourself "Nature, is restless."

45.What you say and do depends on what Character you are impersonating for the day.

46.Today you are a Shaman.

47. You think Yoda is a goblin.

48.You understand all of the thing I wrote.

49.You are still reading because you want to make sure that you do not do one of these things.


50.You come up with lists like these.

I could write more but I figured 50 is a nice number.

 

[Demi666]

51, you make a ritual you made upp called spell shield to not get sick

 

[1337D00D]

52. Your brain has a memory leak.

53. Someone asks you if you want to play something and you say you can't host.

54. You play DotA in real life.

55. You accuse other people of using map hacks when they do better than you.

56. You have a friends list in real life.

57. You make a clan with your friends.

58. You attempt to burrow underground when your enemy comes.

59. You hide when planes fly over because they have true sight.

60. You throw a stone and hope it summons a furbolg.

61. You throw a stone and it DOES summon a furbolg.

62. You start a project and leave, thinking it will finish itself.

63. You run to the town hall to grab armor and a weapon when the bell rings.

64. You call rhinoes "Kodos".

 

[New_U.S.]

65. 1337 is your primary language

 

[mr_fj]

you now what 1337 is (i don't...)