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Georgia Cracker: Hello'em thar Bob, lookr's like we'ves gots sam land out hurr
Bob the Sex Toy: Why yessum Georgia, what ye say we does wit de lands?
Georgia Cracker: Wall I say is we done get up some cotton n corn out yonder
Bob the Sex Toy: Dat be mighty good tinkin durr Georgia, wat ye say we laredo?
Georgia Cracker: Yippie!
Bob the Sex Toy: Dont ye get too excited youngin we goin hav'ta otta whork ourt hurr
Georgia Cracker: Yessum suh....
Bob the Sex Toy: Wel I'll go take a nap din wile ye does de crops n bs
Georgia Cracker: Gollie gee wiz lazy old man Bob dun do nutin fur sheet
Georgia Cracker: Well hullo durr strungir, you b trespassinering on de popertee o' orrs
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: Oh don't worry about it kid, I'm just crossing through to my old aunt's ranch
Georgia Cracker: Urraight din misder, ye be carful din cas I gots uh old man dat be nappy un shot you dead
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: Okay
Bob the Sex Toy: GEORGIA RUN! DUR BE TRESPASSERINGS ON DE LANDS!
Georgia Cracker: Is urraight din Bob! He jus--
Narrator - Bob shoots the Vietnam War Vet -
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: Oh son of a bitch! Your old man shot me kid!
Georgia Cracker: Oh no! Is mighty sorry misder
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: Well god damn, there ain't a hospital for miles
Bob the Sex Toy: Ahkay we cun try'un fix yuh ourselfs, wat say you Georgia?
Georgia Cracker: Yay! lets does it!
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: No ya'll get away from me!
Bob the Sex Toy: muybuh sam dynermight 'n leeter floo'uds coul'duh fixer'im up Georgia?
Georgia Cracker: Yessum! It wuld!
Policemen: What's goin on out' hur people?
Bob the Sex Toy: Nuttin much off'e'sirs, we jus halpin dis man we shot
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: No you aren't! They're aiming to kill me officer!
Policemen: De castle'em lauls dun say ye can shoot un innocent. Dis be tru misders Bob wat de man jus saids?
Bob the Sex Toy: Nuh it ain't dammut! He buh a dorn liar!
Policemen: Ye allwus bs'in us Bob we's no's yuh's up's'ta no good with yur Cracker boy. Ye two ar some Pie'roes.
Bob the Sex Toy: PIE'ROES? What de hell ar de pie'roes?
Policemen: Bob de ignorunt is wat de shuld be callin ye. Pie'roe be somebaddy dat plays wit de fires, Py-ro
Policemen: Pyro ye ignorunt!
Bob the Sex Toy: Well ye be wrong offi'surs, we dun play wit de fie-errs out yonder
Policemen: BS Bob, you n de boy ar goin down to de police station
- To be continued -
Will be updated later.
Bob the Sex Toy: Why yessum Georgia, what ye say we does wit de lands?
Georgia Cracker: Wall I say is we done get up some cotton n corn out yonder
Bob the Sex Toy: Dat be mighty good tinkin durr Georgia, wat ye say we laredo?
Georgia Cracker: Yippie!
Bob the Sex Toy: Dont ye get too excited youngin we goin hav'ta otta whork ourt hurr
Georgia Cracker: Yessum suh....
Bob the Sex Toy: Wel I'll go take a nap din wile ye does de crops n bs
Georgia Cracker: Gollie gee wiz lazy old man Bob dun do nutin fur sheet
Georgia Cracker: Well hullo durr strungir, you b trespassinering on de popertee o' orrs
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: Oh don't worry about it kid, I'm just crossing through to my old aunt's ranch
Georgia Cracker: Urraight din misder, ye be carful din cas I gots uh old man dat be nappy un shot you dead
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: Okay
Bob the Sex Toy: GEORGIA RUN! DUR BE TRESPASSERINGS ON DE LANDS!
Georgia Cracker: Is urraight din Bob! He jus--
Narrator - Bob shoots the Vietnam War Vet -
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: Oh son of a bitch! Your old man shot me kid!
Georgia Cracker: Oh no! Is mighty sorry misder
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: Well god damn, there ain't a hospital for miles
Bob the Sex Toy: Ahkay we cun try'un fix yuh ourselfs, wat say you Georgia?
Georgia Cracker: Yay! lets does it!
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: No ya'll get away from me!
Bob the Sex Toy: muybuh sam dynermight 'n leeter floo'uds coul'duh fixer'im up Georgia?
Georgia Cracker: Yessum! It wuld!
Policemen: What's goin on out' hur people?
Bob the Sex Toy: Nuttin much off'e'sirs, we jus halpin dis man we shot
Vietnam War Vet Thunder Cutter: No you aren't! They're aiming to kill me officer!
Policemen: De castle'em lauls dun say ye can shoot un innocent. Dis be tru misders Bob wat de man jus saids?
Bob the Sex Toy: Nuh it ain't dammut! He buh a dorn liar!
Policemen: Ye allwus bs'in us Bob we's no's yuh's up's'ta no good with yur Cracker boy. Ye two ar some Pie'roes.
Bob the Sex Toy: PIE'ROES? What de hell ar de pie'roes?
Policemen: Bob de ignorunt is wat de shuld be callin ye. Pie'roe be somebaddy dat plays wit de fires, Py-ro
Policemen: Pyro ye ignorunt!
Bob the Sex Toy: Well ye be wrong offi'surs, we dun play wit de fie-errs out yonder
Policemen: BS Bob, you n de boy ar goin down to de police station
- To be continued -
Will be updated later.