Dihydrogen monoxide

[Slapshot136]

my chemistry teacher told us something similar, listing statistics involving DHMO, but by the time he got to "it has been involved in every single drowning accident" it was pretty clear what it was..

 

[Azlier]

Come on now, do you really need water to drown?

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

my gr 6 teacher told me dihydrogen monoxide was a make-belief compound.
fail.

 

[tom_mai78101]

You guys are the Greats. +rep to the original poster for this reviving article.

 

[Jaujarahje]

Since we're telling teacher stories, My chem teacher last year was going on and on about how Dihydrogen Monoxide is deadly, getting it on your skin will burn it away and such, then he threw it all over some girl haha. Her reaction was just priceless