Discussion "I Play My Warcraft High"

[BlowingKush]

I like to play my Warcraft,
I like to play it High.
I tower up, like a Fukn Noob,
Then sit and wait to die.

I play my Warcraft High.
With peons I attack.
My micro's almost Uber.
Obama's almost black.

I build a peon army.
I'm late on all my zigs.
I always seem to TP late,
Cuz I'm smokin purple twig.

My allies always angry.
"Please leave noob" I am told.
They massed an awesome army.
I massed 10,000 gold.

If the other team goes tauren,
I'm always in defeat.
For some reason, my archers,
Don't hold against thier meat.

When I die in Warcraft.
I never need ask why.
For when I die in Warcraft,
It's probably cuz I'm high.



BudSMoke

 

[Prometheus]

Funny, I like.

 

[Fatmankev]

Not bad. Your other warcraft poem was superior, however. And that's not just opinion, that's flat-out fact.

 

[BlowingKush]

Ya, I whipped this out during work today... My first one will be hard to top.

 

[BANANAMAN]

Earns a Lol from me

 

[Flare]

lol? that was... somewhat random

Ya, I whipped this out during work today... My first one will be hard to top.

Nice to know that you such a keen interest in your work, that you take time to write about playing Warcraft while you're high

 

[The Helper]

Freaking Legendary! I wonder whatever became of BlowingKush. What a character!