Report Putin's Bodyguards Collect His Excrement On Trips Abroad To Hide Possible Health Problems

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The bodyguards of Russian President Vladimir Putin collect his fecal matter and urine to dispose of in Moscow, a report in Fox News has said. This is done out of fear that leaving the excrement behind could reveal too much information about Mr Putin's health should it fall into the wrong hands, the outlet further said.

The bizarre claim was first reported in French news magazine Paris Match by two veteran investigative journalists. Other media outlets too followed it up and spoke to experts about it.

"Putin fears the possibility of any information about his health getting into the hands of foreign intelligence services. He wants to project the image that he will be ruling Russia indefinitely in order to deter any chaos associated with a change of power," Rebekah Koffler, president of Doctrine & Strategy Consulting and a former DIA intelligence officer, told Fox News.

The French publication further revealed that a special aide from Russia's Federal Guard Service carries a suitcase in which Mr Putin's fecal matter is collected and sent back to Moscow.


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