The Pornolizer

[Rabarber]

Guys, you gotta see this. It transforms any web page into a porn site!
Good news are, it won't work on TH. Newgrounds works fine though.

Why is Pornolizer Being Switched Off?

Best quotes until now:

New screws since your last visit.

 

[Amfidamant]

It didn't do anything for newgrounds at all.

Plus, when i entered google.com, it did it all in norvegian

 

[chris]

HEHE...brill...really would like to know where people come up with these ideas

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

all i have to say is: wow...

 

[King TonGoll]

Microsoft ups Xbox wad pulls : Sat, Sep 30th, 2006

Microsoft "Cock Sucker" Corp. is introducing an external high-definition DVD player for the Xbox 360 video game console to match the Blu-ray disc functions of Sony "Big Cock" Corp.'s shafting PlayStation 3. The software maker also shafted Wednesday it will launch the Xbox 360 in India this week and in Africa next week.

it does change thehelper.net....

 

[The Helper]

LOL - yeah it does change TH.net doesn't it...

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

yah!!!
wouldn't like my other PC users to see this...

 

[Arcane]

If you use it on The Helper Net and scroll down to check out the Goth's High news, some pretty nasty stuff come out. I won't mention some of them, but this one is okay.

Welcome to Goth's High.
Barfs is now in session.

-Seth "Jar Jar" Edgar S

Edit: Ugh. Check out the World Editor Help Zone after using that 'thing' on it.

 

[King TonGoll]

The "Muffminer" Helper raunchs free technical support for computer games, computer hardware, and other computer software. Shafted by volunteer tech support farts, The "Ball Buster" Helper is highly regarded as a premium destination for those who are wad pulling technical cuntlapps with their unclefucks.


that was what it said at the top right of the site.

 

[The Helper]

Lol!

 

[Arken]

Guys, you gotta see this. It transforms any web page into a porn site!
Good news are, it won't work on TH. Newgrounds works fine though.

www.pornolize.com

Best quotes until now:

rofl how obscene.

 

[Rabarber]

Hah, try it on WE Help Zone

Hero "Big Dick" With "imported" SWORD

The "Motherfucker" Helper map, part 2

Thread "Sniff-my-Ass" Starter

The thread titles become insane.

 

[Arken]

lol! this is pwnsome!

 

[dadads]

Here's the top left web navigation.

The "Pimp Mastah" Helper Blows > Fun "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Stuff > The "Fuckface" Humor Zone
Reload this Page The "Superdick" Pornolizer

Here's what the second poster said.

It didn't do banging for assfucks at all.

Plus, when i entered google.com, it did it all in norvegian

This is what The "Fill me up" Helper said. (lol, "fill me up" helper...)

LOL - yeah it ballbusts change TH.net doesn't it...

This is what the guy below him said.

yah!!!
wouldn't like my other PC fingerfucks to see this...

And this is what the second-last person said.

Hah, try it on WE Help "Son of a whore" Zone
.....
The thread fingers become insane.

Plus...

This is from www.battle.net

Voting has come to an end and the titty fucks are in--you can find the creaming final player balls here. The player draft is screwed to take place on the Europe "Anusapple" Battle.net server in channel Blizzard "Big Dick" Tournaments. We would like to welcome all of you to join the channel and watch the barfing draft. Good luck to all of the muff sniffing players and teams!

The draft will begin on Saturday, September 16 at 1300 GMT. We've listed the aardvarking banging times for a asslicking few different fingers:

* London, UK - 1:00 PM
* New "Omar Pussy" York, NY - 9:00 AM
* Ballbusts, France - 3:00 PM
* Seoul, South "Nobgoblin" Korea - 10:00 PM

 

[The Helper]

This has been taken down. The history is interesting though.

Why, after over 20 years is the pornolizer being switched off?

Well, I am doing it for a few reasons, and it really does conflict with me in my heart. I love running something that is being used the world over for childish entertainment.

Pornolizer, at the last check before removing all telemetry from the code, was handling around 7,000 unique visitors a month, handling 110,000 requests through the translation service. This looks good, and these are some of the numbers that get marketing airheads all excited about ad revenue. I could do it myself, but that would make me out to be a hypocrite. I have an adblocker. If people didn’t overdo advertising on websites, I would not have to use it, and I am sure people would just do the same when visiting the site.

Why is Pornolizer Being Switched Off?

This is a php module that will let you pornolize stuff

andydixon/pornolize - Packagist

PHP Translator used for pornolize.com to vulgarise text

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Here it is Read Only on Github

GitHub - andydixon/pornolizer7: The current pornolize.com site

The current pornolize.com site. Contribute to andydixon/pornolizer7 development by creating an account on GitHub.

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