The Wish Game!

[Naine]

Wish granted:

I wish I was Santa Clause!

 

[toolkit21]

Sorry Santa Clause does not exist. And if he did, his little elves will shoot you.

I wish I had a credit card.

 

[scotty1324]

you marry anna nicole smith, maxes out your card and you die of hunger

i wish for a firby

 

[Jindo]

Wish granted *flies away*.. *stab stab* aaaaaagh!!!

I wish for the most perfect burger ever !! .

~Jindo

 

[Mullit]

you choke on your perfect burger.

i wish i could hear what people are thinking.

 

[mizchievous0]

You know what they say about hearing what people think: You shouldn't have any friends if you could know what they think of you.

I wish I could be rich!

 

[Wiseman_2]

You become rich, but as you step into the 80 ft deep vault to start counting the coins you sink through the top layer down, down, down...

I wish I could have the Download festival in my back garden (look it up )

 

[scotty1324]

some geek uploads by accident and blows the server

i wish for immunity

 

[Amfidamant]

Too bad that youve met some Savages that dont care about your immunity and use your bones as spoons to eat yourbrain stew! (scary heh)

I wish I would know who is AceHart.

 

[Wiseman_2]

the bloke that grants wishes is temporarily subbed with a dyslexic idiot, who instead helps you know a guy called Hartace. Turns out he's a psycopathic murderer.

I wish I was God.

 

[monoVertex]

Then you've been overwhelmed by all the people's wishes

I wish Wiseman2 to be God, so he can fullfill our wishes.

 

[Naine]

But... He already is god :nuts:

I wish for a sharp, sharp pencil! (I brought this on myself )

 

[Arcane]

You get a sharp, sharp pen! P Not what you were expecting?)

I wish somebody would destroy this wish.

 

[Random]

Your wish was destroyed along with you and every one youve ever loved or cared about



i wish hittler wasnt evil

 

[Naine]

Now he wasn't. The Jews have taken over Asia and Australia. Were next!

I wish for a glass of juice

 

[Raiyn]

You spill your juice and it forever stains your shirt...
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I wish for a tree in my backyard, and a waterfall..

 

[Jindo]

The garden floods and the tree overgrows into a monster (you didn't wish for which tree or somewhere for the water to go ).

I wish I was homeless

~Jindo

 

[Amfidamant]

Some pollice officers find you laying in the middle of street and put into the carcer (?) for the rest of your life.

I wish to get lots of psionic abilities!

 

[monoVertex]

Then the aliens come and take you for theyr nasty eperiments.

I wish I knew Amfidamant's location

 

[Rabarber]

You know, but you realize he's you

I wish i got 1 reputation