Weapons Battle Game!

[Pawnable]

*Takes out and loads rapid-fire bazooka w/ a built in grenade launcher*
*Uses his 1337 dodging skills to poon you all*

 

[Mahucharn]

You may be mr smith but I am neo!!! Neo flys and shoots you in teh head

 

[Aqua Dragon]

(Takes out machinezooka (Machinegun fused with bazooka) and shoots you down)

 

[Anything.]

(Takes out machinezooka (Machinegun fused with bazooka) and shoots you down)

Why not call it a mazooka?

If you haven't noticed, my great usage of terrible English has crushed your word into a smaller word and I shall do so again.

Mooka!

Ooka!

Ka!

A!

And now your word doesn't exist. Non-existance rocks.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Existence gets jealous and blasts non-existence with a double barrel shotgun

 

[g1real]

Uses an egon launcher on non-existence, double kill

(Egon launcher, half life 1, Experimental weapon of the humans before you go to xen, i believe)

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Uses psychic mind bullets to destroy everyone's minds. Good luck operating a weapon now, NOOBS!

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Brainpower is too much for your powers to handle and it makes your head explode.

 

[g1real]

Yuri beats Brainpower

@red alert 2

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Whats a yuri?

 

[Darthfett]

Whats a yuri?

He's awesome, and from Red Alert 2. He controls people's minds. *Sends a heat seeking missile at Yuri*.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Samus' Ice Beam deflects the missle, freezes you all, and then I whip out the super missles... bye-bye.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

I get a mirror shield and the missile bounces back at samus =)

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Starman from Mario makes me UBER! EAT MY STARRY OWNAGE!

 

[Thanatos_820]

Starman's effect fades and is distributed on me, I'm now invulnerable for 20 seconds! *Changes into a wolf & shreds up Samus with adamantine claws in 10 seconds*

 

[Aqua Dragon]

It wears off and I get an army of man/wolf eating roaches that eat you alive. Roaches are nearly INVINCIBLE

 

[Nigerianrulz]

hmmm then i wander what insect repellen is for...one spray all dead hahaha

 

[g1real]

Gets a ventilator and blows all the bug spray into the next poster's face.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Uses face-b-gone to remove face, so no pesticide for me! Now I whack you with my goldfish!

 

[Thanatos_820]

*Comes back from the vetenarian with no problems and starts eating the goldfish for the safety of Kakolukia* ......*RrrrRRRrrRrRrRR...GULP!* Now I will start on Firewarrior's heart *Rips Firewarrior's chest open*