You might be a redneck if...

[1)ark_Knight]

Hello everyone, this is a continuation of my "Redneck Words Thread" posted right before this. You all may know Jeff Foxworthy's famous "You might be a redneck if..." act on Blue Collar Comedy show. Well, heres a TH.net version of that where you get to post the lines. This thread will work like the "if like was like dota" thread where you keep going witht he numbers. So start posting and have some fun .

So ill start it out...

You might be a Redneck if...

1) ...your porch collapses and five wild cats/dogs die.

2)... you use any of the words posted in my other "Redneck Thread" (http://www.thehelper.net/forums/showthread.php?p=372134#post372134)

3) ...your richest relative buys a new house and they ask for you to help remove the tires.

4) ...your home moves when you step on the gas pedal.

5) ...your oven is small, pink , and has a light bulb inside...that cooks your food. (Easy-bake oven)

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

6) ...your family tree looks like a telephone pole

7) ...Thanksgiving dinner involves not only a turkey you caught and killed yourself, but also a possum you found on the road.

8) ...you can think of these jokes faster than Foxworthy can.

 

[1)ark_Knight]

9) ...your nipple gets bit off by a beaver (Blue Collor Comedy Tour movie joke)

10) ...you lose to a 3rd grader in a national spelling bee while you are 27 years old... and the word was wash...and you sai "w-a-r-s-h"