Weird Zoo Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Butt To Help It Defecate

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Caretaker carefully licks monkey’s butt for an hour to help it defecate

Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

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Geez, thanks a bunch! I was just eating when I read the title! :D


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Now that's an employee that you'd want working under you. Does anyone else possess THAT sort of level of dedication to their jobs? I don't think so.

Although I can't see "I can lick monkey butts 'til they shit," going over too well on a resume...


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I remember a sex toy about 10 years ago "feels like a real tongue" --- yeah, why couldn't he use that? Holy "shit".

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OMG and out of the blue this pops up on my radar. LOL - best headline ever!
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