Are you FUNNY? Come show us! We need funny creep comments!

[Furberg]

lol

Stop that! Im super serial!
watch out! i know ka-ra-té!
that is seriously not funny. really it's not.

 

[FroznYoghurt]

" Keep going, sooner or later they'l run out of arrows "

 

[Ghostwind]

Free stuff plz!!

Oh my god, heat-seeking arrows... We're doomed!

Do you know what the best thing about being me is? There's so many of me!

(the third one's a Matrix quote )

 

[Kyrios]

Ok ok... F11... Player Ally.... WHAT BLANKED OUT?!?!

Soo.. Alyssa... Does this count as a date?

 

[Kieve]

"You don't win a TD by dying for your country - y'win by making the Builder die for yours!"
"After this, let's invade Russia."
"...and on your left, a Flame Tower. It was built two minutes ago to obliterate us! Isn't that fascinating?" (or similar tour-guide lingo)
"Travel-pathing my ass! Can't we just camp?"
" ;_; I wanna go home..."
"After you have completed this live-fire exercise, the survivors will collect their gear and board the waiting airship. Move out!"
"Hut-hut-hut-hut-Pizza-Hut-hut-hut-hut..."
"Ah! I'm in a TD?!? Where's the girl from MySpace? She said she'd meet me here!"
"<ERROR 404: QUOTE NOT FOUND. (A)BORT/(R)ETRY/(F)AIL ?>"

 

[Septimus]

Did I lost my head ?
My mom could had probably done better
Can you shoot us with water cannon instead ? We are thirsty from all those running!!!

 

[Zaraf]

Updated to 175

 

[Dakho]

This, is, SPAR-*scream*

Oh look Orange Julians! Wait, nevermind, just a massive death cannon....

Come now comrade, for the motherland!

I didn't sign up for this!

 

[Zaraf]

Updated to 183

 

[ZeroThirteen]

Better this than "Sleeping at Night Against Your Will" class.
They need to start putting "Kill Yourself" dialogs in these.
Why can't they have Candy Towers instead?

 

[Kieve]

"Failure is not an option! ...it's mandatory."
"I picked out my casket in advance."
"IF I WANTED EXERCISE, I'D HAVE BOUGHT A GODDAMN TREADMILL!"
"Vi sitter här i venten, och spelar lite DotA ... oh wait, wrong game."
(reference, if you don't get this one)

 

[THE_X]

All hail, Almostis; the god of procrastination! Wait no dont bow down to me.

Theres some fatass kid in the sky been lookin at me for the past hour!

Yea, I was last years beat box champion of the north west yea bringin in the rep!

 

[Crusher]

Hey,why are you attacking me?Am i so ugly?
Which side are you?Yours or Yours?
What kind of monster are you?I like cookies well if you are interested
My Dad always says:Son don't be an creep even if you are one.
For Victory!Wait,where was I going?
You should let me die in hell,not in garbage.
When i walk in street,people point finger on me.That means they like me.
Why are you so nervous?Forget to do F10+Quit mission?
Is killing all about?Let's be friends for example.
No one can match my power,(what the a cat omg run!)
The Lich King told me that he is freezing in that Ice Box.
Neither my grandma will do so like you to attack poor creeps.

So hope you like it,figured out my self!

 

[Zaraf]

Updated the list

 

[Kieve]

"I'm an emo creep, nonconforming as can be..."
"Life is hard. Where's my razor blade?"
"Can't I just go back to a melee map? ;_;"
"Fred's got 20 gold in his wallet! Kill him instead!"
"This reminds me of when I threw a rock through that Orc Shaman's tent. Good times..."
"Oh hey! A lucky penny!"
"Your clothes - give them to me, now."
"Look at it this way: in a hundred years, who's gonna care?"
"There's no fate but what we make ourselves. Well, that and our pathing triggers."
"Destiny calls! ...but I forgot to give her my cell number."
"You're bleeding. That's good. Let's see if we can get any more out of you."
"Everybody dies - TD's are as good a reason as any."
"Shoot yourself, we'll call it square."