Angry

[Fatmankev]

I. Am. Pissed. Been bored as shit all day, and when I finally think I found somethin' to do, people changed their minds. So, here's a fuckin' poem.

Btw, foul language may fuckin' be present, so avert your eyes if you're a lil'n.

Spoiler

I'm bored as fuck and sober to boot,
Doin' odd-jobs just to earn some damn loot.
I want some damn weed, I wanna get high,
But instead I'm stuck here, so bored I might die.

I'm gettin' all pissed and don't even know why,
Almost so frustrated that I may even cry.
How'm I stuck here, with nowhere to go?
I guess that, with boredom, you reap what you sow.

I've made no real effort to do anything, bro',
And I guess that's why this whole day's been so slow.
But that ain't the cause, that's just the effect,
The only thing I can think of that rhymes is, 'erect.'

And now, as I sit here with thoughts of neglect
For my good friends, the ones I respect,
I can't help but wonder what I could do
That could possibly help quell this boredom, too.

Maybe, perhaps, I could go to the zoo?
Or even tip a dairy cow that goes, 'Moooooo."
But it's late at night, and I just wanna smoke weed,
So please, from this boredom, help me get freed!

Come on, mah nigga, and let's all smoke some weed!

God this fuckin' sucks.

 

[thewrongvine]

lol... well, it certainly rhymes well...

 

[Ninva]

I thought you quit that stuff.

 

[Prometheus]

Made me lol