" Click a Creep " - The silliest map ever - Request for Comments

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Here it is:
Click a Creep

Most likely, the silliest map ever created :cool:

Your mission, if you accept it, is incredibly simple:
Whenever you see a Creep, click on it.
But don't sleep, they won't stay forever...


Yep, that's right, you heard it here first ;)


Comes with a couple "special" items, like Extra Life,
and a saved Highscore list.

Anyone got a replay to show off
how he made his 100000 score?


Have fun.


All comments, as usual, welcome (I guess)


Yours
AceHart

P.s.: when you saw last a 40K map?
 
lol that's great

lol i think that's a first.

definitely very addictive, but it's not that hard ( at least up to around 60k gold)

at this point my computer decided to momentarily slow down completely, which was enough time for me to lose.


anyways, a few things.

What is the goblin merchant for??????


also, i dont know that it really matters, but on a few occausions, 2 creeps will be on the same black. doesn't take away from the game in my opinion, but thought u'd like to know
 
matrix_sk8er said:
What is the goblin merchant for??????
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Decoration.
I like him.


matrix_sk8er said:
on a few occausions, 2 creeps will be on the same black.
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Ah, well.
If you look really carefully, and I mean _really_ carefully,
you could notice that the platforms are used in some given order.
Now, every now and then, said order is re-randomized.
And, that's when two-on-one might happen...


Mind said:
I doubt that a map of this size needs any beta testing…
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Judge me by my size, do you? Well, you should not!

This is, actually, "Final Release".
Unless someone somehow would manage to find out that once
you pass 200000, weird stuff starts to happen...
Unlikely however :)

And, you tried it?


Yours
AceHart
 
Here's my highscore.

117183

Here's the replay.

I would've gotten further but it started to get a little boring. That was on my first try, I got a good reflex, I guess...

Woah how'd you get the Goblin to slide down the lide? I never see him do that in other maps.

Excuse me while I wait for my eyes to stop bleeding and my hand to stop stiffening up.
 
:)

Congratulations.


The Goblin? That's his "work" animation...
Although I can't begin to imagine what work that actually might be... :p



HTH
AceHart
 
hmm the goblin merchant seemed to be almost completely out of vision on my screen, and seeing as how the the screen is locked that was why i was mainly wondering.
 
You gave me carpal tunnel.

matrix_sk8er said:
hmm the goblin merchant seemed to be almost completely out of vision on my screen, and seeing as how the the screen is locked that was why i was mainly wondering.
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If you want a really good view of him, roll down your FoV so that you're level with the playing field. You can see him really well then.

AceHart, your ability to think outside the box, and then make it work, amazes me. I seriously would never have thought of this. I laughed. A lot. My highest score was only about 9,000 (after that I felt faint, dizzy, and started sweating from the rapid wrist motion), but this is a fun game. I will definitely be spending a lot of time with it.

A couple of suggestions, mainly for playability:

1) You might consider changing the Teleport sound effect to a shorter, less aggressive one - like that of Blink, for example.

When 26 Makrura all 'port in within .04 seconds of each other, I feel my brain die a little bit and I throw up a little in the back of my mouth. Then again, I get the sneaking suspicion that's what you were going for. This game should be sent to the military, as conditioning against psychological warfare.

2) If I were you I would give the Goblin Merchant the Locust ability. Many's the time when I was cheaply drawing selection boxes around the whole field, and I got that little bugger instead of my Creep.
Also, you should move him closer to the field - that way I can watch him play on his slide and laugh while I'm waiting for the spawns to come faster :D

All in all, a great map, worthy of Blizzard. I just had an excellent thought!!

If you changed the pointer's image file to a hammer, it could be "Whac-A-Creep"!! Bears thinking about, doesn't it? Hm?
 
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