[Crime] Dead men don't cash checks

[Rheias]

NEW YORK (AP) -- Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

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[Wiseman_2]

I don't know if it's just me or the world, but the hilarity of the articles cropping up here is increasing each time. No? Just me then.

The above comment, I think, tells you all what I think of this article

 

[seph ir oth]

Hilarity? Meh

Yes, they are getting funnier

It would've been funnier if they got away with it. Next time, they gotta make sure they tape his eyes open and set up his body to be moved around like a ventriloquist dummy.

 

[Matemeo]

WOW

'nuff said.