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[Grozzy]

Funny Facts, heres what I got.


Check yours
http://www.factorizer.co.uk/index.php

 

[Jindo]

I like this, it speaks the truth :

So far, it has said to me:

-On the 7th day, God was arrested, Jindo took over.

-All your base are belong to Jindo.

-In order to express a new level of anger, Jindo has created a new curse word. However, anybody who's ever heard of it never lived to tell the tale.

-Jesus did not die on the cross, for your sins, Jesus died on the cross for stealing Jindo's 6 inch hearty Italian subway.

-How does Jindo get 50 pikachus on a bus? He uses a piece of wood with a nail through it.

-Pinocchio's nose only grows to smell more Jindo.

-Jindo can tell the difference between Butter and "I can't believe it's not butter".

-Every Saturday, Jindo throws emo's in a bonfire and dances round in war paint. (I'm half emo btw).

-Jindo knows Victoria's secret.

-During sex, Jindo calls out is own name.

-On one day, Jindo pwned Michael Jackson and said "You just got owned by Jindo.".

-the first death of AIDS happened in 1987, the victim was reported to have glared at Jindo the previous day.

-Jindo lent the dinosaurs money. They forgot to pay him back.

-Robin Hood stole from the rich and gave to Jindo.

-Yes, Jindo wears superhero underwear. but then again, what would a superhero like Jindo wear?

 

[Ur-Quan]

 

[Grozzy]

I love this one
-The only reason boogie man is under your bed is that he is hiding from Grozzy
uh
and
-Grozzy thinks that F.E.A.R stands for Fucking easy and retarded.

 

[Jindo]

LMAO:

-Jindo can tell the difference between Butter and "I can't believe it's not butter".

-Jindo runs with scissors.

-Every Saturday, Jindo throws emo's in a bonfire and dances round in war paints.

XD.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

*sniff* SO TRUE!!!

 

[hi_im_bob]

I am made....there was a much better one the first time.

 

[King TonGoll]

 

[Ur-Quan]

This was funniest ever:

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of that Ur-Quan's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

 

[mase]

LOL!
Mase - "The saying 'the whole nine yards' ws originally founded by mase's erection."

 

[monoVertex]

xD

"World Domination is number 14 on smith's to-do list. Number 15? Learn to play "Flight of the bumblebee" on the banjo."

Lol, the next one is so true .

"smith is so good looking that he had to invent humanity just to have someone to compliment him."

LOL: "smith makes onions cry."

 

[Corleone]

Awesomeness.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

of course it's dynamic, so you won't always see the same thing

 

[Mahucharn]

i got
http://www.factorizer.co.uk/Mahucharn,0,ffffff,000000,0.png

 

[Mahucharn]

I got

The Solar system revolves around Mahucharn,

and Mahucharn's calander goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Mahucharn

And

Bill Gates stole the idea of Microsoft from Mahucharn

Lastly,

The chief export of Mahucharn is pain.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

 

[The Helper]

 

[Wiseman_2]

So far I've had:
When Wiseman_2 was born, Doctors had to invent a new gender to encompass his greatness.

But I'm too lazy to do it again.

 

[Jindo]

@TH: LOL I just saw yours read something about being in a poker match with Mr.T ! (and something about you being inventor of internet porn lol!)

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I just got something about 'knowing Victoria's secret!'

 

[monoVertex]

Lol, FlameWarrior's says: "FlameWarrior doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorise numbers" xD

That's awesome xD.

TH's says now: "Laos is the third biggest producer of opium in the world, behind Afghanistan and The Helper."

OMG, TH, this is a masked opium factory?