Game: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Rinpun]

A. They wanted to fit in as best they could...or something.

Q. If someone put a marker to your back and said "stick your hands up" would you think the marker was just a pistol?

 

[1JadedJen]

A: Better safe than sorry

Q: If there can Be Only One, why are there more than one to begin with?

 

[Rinpun]

A. It's one of those oxymorons Humanity has shot itself in the face with.

Q. If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

 

[Chaoscontrol]

A: the simpsons cleaerd that question in one of its episodes
Q:when?

 

[Rinpun]

A. Where?

Q. Is it polite to answer a question with another question?

 

[Mind]

A: Does anyone know the answer to Rinpun's question?

Q: Can a schizofrenic, er, individual vote twice?

 

[Rinpun]

A. If he has different suits and information for his multiple personalities, then yes.

Q. What does DELL stand for?

 

[Mind]

A: Accomodating to the acronym finder, LED stands for Light Emitting Diode.
Thus, obviously, DEL stands for Diode Emitting Light.

Q: What's your credit card number and expiration date?

 

[SD_Ryoko]

A: 9-1-1, expires today.

Q: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Mind]

A: The question you asked was very difficult to answer, but, after much complicated calculations, I know the answer: 3.459.320.541 times.

Q: Is quintillion a real unit of measure?

 

[Kilik]

A:It better be.

Q: Does anyone else think Mind is a robot?

 

[XXXconanXXX]

A. We are all robots in disguise.

Q. What's your home address (be specific) and when will you be home alone?

 

[Mind]

A: The madhouse of Geel, which lies in Belgium, which lies in Central-Europe.

Q: Are you intending to kill me?

 

[Kilik]

A: We all are intended to kill someone now and then.

Q: If my dog was as ugly as Mind should i shave its butt and make it walk backwards?

 

[Mind]

A: I wouldn't agonize myself with such impossible propositions.

Q: Am I supposed to feel yet more inferior as I did already? If that is the case, that was a quite unsuccessful attempt; My sense of inferiority is ultimate already, sadistic fool.

 

[XXXconanXXX]

A. Yes.

Q. Does anyone get sick of hearing Mind's whining about his inferiority complex?

(I'm just messin with you Mind, you know you me homie hehe.)

 

[Mind]

A: Most probably, most active members. Above all else, though, me.

It's strange that I express my sense of inferiority so often, while both my optometrist, my psychologist and a psychological Personality Disorder Test proof that I have schizoid properties.

Q: Has someone found my head, coincidentally?

 

[XXXconanXXX]

A. Actually, yes, I came upon it the other day at one of the local Elementary schools around here.

Q. Do you think Mind has to many doctors to help with his inferiority complex?

 

[Mind]

A: Only my psychologist does. My optometrist treats my defective motorisation.

Q: Is this thread becoming senseless?

 

[XXXconanXXX]

A. Yes. It's the perfect spam thread.

Q. Are Texans hicks or are Hicks Texans?