If you were an Animal, what would you be?

sidove

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i would be like a the icanhascheezeburger cats mixed up with a monkey and a dog... that sounded really weird
 

Jedimindtrixxx

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panda. def a panda.
but if mythical creatures id have to go with a gryphon. man i love gryphons, they are so cool. eagle and lion, best mix ever. gryphon ftw. hmmm i think i might change my avatar to a gryphon
OR HOW ABOUT A MIX OF GRYPHON AND PANDA YA THATS IT!
 

Jimpy

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Interesting that most of the animals people would be are animals that are becoming extinct, or are naturally kind of useless. Like the panda. Their system is capable of digesting meat, but they instead spend all their time eating leaves.
They also have hyper-specific mating conditions and usually only have one cub offspring. Its amazing they're still around in my opinion.

Other then wanting to be a polar bear (which too is dieing out), I wouldn't mind being any extremophile (simple organisms that live in conditions that are fatal to most forms of life).

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In terms of whether I would be happy or not as a simple organism, if I didn't have free will, I probably wouldn't notice the difference of not having it, so I assume life would be hunky-dory.
 

Jedimindtrixxx

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lol jimpy i dun think people think that far in-depth when picking an animal they are. either way pandas are too awesome. how could you NOT want to be this:
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or

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and what bad things can you POSSIBLY say about gryphons :D


EDIT: hmmm i wonder how a panryphon would look like
 

ReVolver

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I would be a Tardigrade enough said... no other animal pwns as much as it.
 

ertaboy356b

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A dog or a dolphin.. Having to fuck someone all the time lolz..

Or maybe a Turtle, so that I could live for a couple hundred of years..
 

Faust

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And lonely.

Since when?
Loner wolves are quite rare, they almost always live in groups (packs).
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>>extremophile
I read about those a few weeks ago.. dude, they are just fucking badass.
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Anyway
I'd be a damn crocodile. An alligator.
So my style.
 

Faust

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That's not even mildly funny compared to the previous pictures.
I feel bad. :(
 

Varine

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I changed my mind. I want to be this guy:

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nabbig2

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I would prefer to be a nematode. That way, I could infect anybody that pisses me off.
 

brodygs9630

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I feel like a yagsinov!(yag-si-nov)

By the way if your wondering what that is read it backwards:)
 
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