Kick to the nuts costs city $1,750,000

[1cRaZyFooL]

"The city has agreed to pay $1.75 million to a Bronx man who lost a testicle after a cop kicked him in the groin during a traffic stop 12 years ago. At the stationhouse, Dominguez claimed he was kicked in the groin by one of the arresting officers, Police Officer Francisco Rodriguez. But he and his brother-in-law were later released and no criminal charges were filed against them. Hours later, Dominguez was taken to Montefiore Medical Center because his testicle was swollen. Weeks later, it had to be surgically removed." ... "In 1994, a departmental judge found the cop guilty of abuse and recommended he lose 30 days' pay and be put on probation for a year."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/story/325896p-278533c.html

Testicless but richer

 

[O4thK33p3r]

id rather be able to reproduce.

 

[Nezgibs]

well 1 isnt gonna stop ur baby poppin but it will cut ur sperm count in half.

 

[DDRtists]

Everyone, buy the man some...

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Lol, that's what I call golden nuggets

 

[King TonGoll]

oathkeepser man please change the avatar of kairi, everytime i see it i feal like i cant do anything bad.... i must be a warrior of the light...

but dude sucks to have no nuts to protect..... well i guess. nprotect your nuts!(while you still can)

 

[C-Death]

Lol yea, id rather be able to repraduce.

 

[Dark_Hawk]

Babies or Money? thats a toughie. Well ask for a testicle at the hospital, I dont care I would rather have a Lamborgini then Babies... Adoption IS a option!

 

[O4thK33p3r]

oathkeepser man please change the avatar of kairi, everytime i see it i feal like i cant do anything bad.... i must be a warrior of the light...

but dude sucks to have no nuts to protect..... well i guess. nprotect your nuts!(while you still can)

lol.. i'll change it to KH1 kairi then

 

[MoonRazer]

wow i can't figure out what to say.....

Sucks to be him.

or

Wtf. 1.75 million for a testicle? Go him!

 

[WolSHaman]

id take the 1.75 mil, after all, id still have the other testicle

 

[MoonRazer]

you'd have the other one but if u really want a kid, u are cutting your chances in half. but then again, with 1.75 mil u could pretty much buy a friggen kid

EDIT: YES, 500th post! Junior Regulator! waiting for that one btw

 

[mixmax2]

I'd be willing to sacrifice 50% of my future children for 1.75 mil

 

[King TonGoll]

id take the cash, and then i would clone myself. and id use genetic engineering to boost my abilitys.

 

[seph ir oth]

Keep in mind, the choice for him after-the-fact was nothing or money. Which would you have taken?

Also, if you wanted children, you could always get sperm extracted, then inserted into one of your wife's eggs. Hell, 1 ball reduces the chance of getting an unexpected baby when having a joy ride.

 

[zylack]

this man should have been using my patented NUT PROTECTOR:

Behold its magical propportians! COMPLETELY PORTIBLE! ONLY 5 FT LONG!!!!easily accessible! Nothing can penetrate it! ONLY $1,108!!!!! buy it now!