Crime Man nabbed after hitting girlfriend with sandwich

[Dr.Jack]

A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend

A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[sjakie]

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was

Hehe, this last sentence is the cherry on top of this whole article

 

[EatShrooms]

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

Haha

 

[Blackveiled]

Hmm..

This is the town where my brother lives.

 

[Bloody_Turds]

Well, from what it says, theres other circumstances, such as breaking winshield... but it is funny that they mentioned the sandwich, in the dispute

 

[Weegee]

I hope it was from Quiznozs

 

[Varine]

Man... too bad it wasn't assault with a deadly weapon. I got a misdemeanor for reckless endangerment when I threw my phone at a wall once.

 

[FireCat]

Man... too bad it wasn't assault with a deadly weapon.

how can you say that Btw: he should not slap her with anything not even with a sandwich.

 

[MurderMode]

Transcript from the argument inside the car -

Boy: WTF? This... this is a chicken teriyaki sub... BITCH I ASKED FOR AN ITALIAN BMT.

Girl: Oh sorry I thought you sa...

Boy: Take THAT. AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT. DONT FUCK WITH MY SANDWICHESSS... huh but seriously tho how the hell did I crack the windscreen with a foot long sub... that shit is just absurd

Girl: lol, totally

 

[Miz]

I believe it is not the mans fault as he did not blind the driver on the interstate... The Sandwich did, which I find should be in under felony charges.

Breaking News: Sandwich behind bars

That's the day when I will know our Justice system is finally good!
I shall request it to law and order ^^

 

[Pineapple]

I think it was a message.

'Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!'

 

[Lobster]

Man... too bad it wasn't assault with a deadly weapon. I got a misdemeanor for reckless endangerment when I threw my phone at a wall once.

well, it depends on what kind of sandwhich it was, peanut butter, onion and spoiled yogurt counts as a deadly weapon, while horseradish sandwhiches do not.

 

[denmax]

Knuckle Sandwich to the new level !!!

They should place a government warning for these kinds of foods. Like:

Government Warning: Sandwiches are best eaten than for beating the crap out of your girlfriend and innocent windscreens.

 

[BANANAMAN]

I bet it was a one of those long arse sandwiches from subway.


Apparently people can't go around slapping other people's brains out with sandwiches anymore.