Report OkCupid experiment proves men don't mind dating sociopaths

tom_mai78101

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If you've ever dated someone who isn't quite what he or she initially seemed, please take comfort.
You are not alone.

You are not alone in meeting lovers who drink themselves unconscious before your very eyes. You are not alone in meeting lovers who will suddenly start uttering insane gibberish, just when you thought this might be "the one."

It's just that sometimes it's hard for others to believe that your lovely, sweet paramour is several seams short of a trouser leg.
Please feel relieved, then, that someone took it upon themselves to prove that if you are a man and you are dating a woman who isn't all there, it's entirely your fault.

You see, in their hearts men just don't care if their lady friend is erratic -- even beyond the bounds of the law -- as long as she's good-looking.

I am droolingly grateful to Mandatory.com for revealing the results of an experiment that every human being should examine.

Two friends decided to put together a dating profile on OkCupid. It was a profile to which anyone in their right minds would have given an askance look.

 
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KMilz

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Yep, proof-positive that men don't mind dating sociopaths. Just ignore the fact that the character displayed far fewer signs of being a sociopath than those of being a psychopath, and that the men stopped talking to her when she revealed that she was bat-shit insane.

It's been proven. Not a man out there would mind dating a sociopath.
 

camelCase

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Thing is, those people only have two holes. Real women have three.
 

FireCat

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And wut?! why does it matter to you camelCase? Well, you said hole is a hole.
 

tom_mai78101

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And wut?! why does it matter to you camelCase? Well, you said hole is a hole.

Because it was you who brought up the topic. "Hole is a hole" has nothing to do with shemales and transsexuals.

--- Detective Tom, being truthful and to the point as much as possible. No hard feelings.
 

camelCase

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Why waste time on one who has a mere two when I can get one with three?
 

KMilz

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Who says one dick should only ever go into one hole in its entire lifetime? o.0
What are you, religious?
Just realistic. Never said it should only go in one, but that sure is all it needs.
 

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We don't. It's not very effective. Don't forgot about the potential for a titty-fuck, though; there's a hole on demand, right there.

Not much of a hole when you consider how small the chests are going to be.
 
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