Weapons Battle Game!

[Wiseman_2]

My army of Angry Hobos with Potato Mashers obliterate your puny ruster.

 

[MoonRazer]

My mass amounts of tear gas make your army of hobos run home crying!

 

[seph ir oth]

My group of police riot controllers (with the essencial shields + masks) walks right by your tear gas without a sniff!

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

My super Jesus action figure with demon-smiting action and crucifixion grip tears your pathetic fat cops to pieces and condemns them to hell, then ascends to heaven where you can't get him. (wewt)

 

[Pahl]

My God-action figure stripps your Jesus-action figure of his powers and kicks him down to earth again where fat cops kill him, then he goes to eat some pie.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

There is no God action figure silly, no one know what he looks like. Besides, Jesus is begotten of the father, not created by him, so he can't be stripped of his powers.

TRANSLATION: My zealots debunk you and put the jeez back up there.

 

[Darthfett]

My Gasoline Infested Holy Water, with a Match beats your zealots!

 

[Rabarber]

My beats your Gasoline Infested Holy Water, with a Match (copy - paste).

 

[Cornface]

My Smilie mixer beats your

 

[Rabarber]

My hair beats your Smilie Mixer.

 

[MoonRazer]

my comb straigtens out your hair with super hair straighting powers.

 

[Pahl]

My lice infests your comb, rendering it useless!

 

[Darthfett]

My blowtorch burns off your lice and hair!

 

[MoonRazer]

my armada of waterbaloon launching pirate ships exstinguishes your blow tourch

 

[Anything.]

My ultimate photon cannon defeats your pathetic armada of waterballooning pirates.

 

[rayquaza218]

PUlls out my dick, ur cannon blows out from a ll the awesome power

 

[MoonRazer]

wwell uh that is hard to top.........i hate to do it but,....my scissorces, well, you know.

 

[Darthfett]

My anti-paper rock beats your scissors!

 

[herra-sika]

my bad smile ( ) beats your anti-paper rock!

 

[Anything.]

Have a nice day!!