What are your favorite quotes?

[undeadorcjerk]

Ok little question anyone can answer. What are your favorite quotes? They can be funny, sad, or just downright stupid.

Me myself, i have two.

Deleting your map prevents map theft. 100% works.

and

Oh yeah, devotion aura is definetly in real life, my uncle had it, and when I went places with him, we could throw rocks at each other and it didn't hurt as much... lol

I wanna see what the creative minds of this world have to say.

 

[mase]

The one in my sig rox.
I'll think of more later.

 

[Darkchaoself]

ehh i dont know, so i googled it and found a good one

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

 

[U are a noob]

From TH or any?

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."
-- Oscar Wilde
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[undeadorcjerk]

anyplace is fine.


When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". You say, "If the bus came would I be standing here?"


Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

last one is good. more later.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Girls are like bannanas, the closer you get to them the more bannana peel comes off


Sounds kinda wrong doesn't it? The bannana is really friendship

 

[Tonks]

I thought of this a while ago when my brother lit his pants on fire when we were camping. Accidentally, of course.

"Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

 

[Makaze]

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

[Wiseman_2]

"Girls are like toilets. All the good ones are taken, the rest are full of crap." - Unknown.

"Two wrongs don't make a right... but they make me feel a whole lot better" - Mike Muir, Suicidal Tendancies.

There's more, I'll try remember some of them...

 

[undeadorcjerk]

Wow, tonks your brother deserves +rep, for making us all laugh(did he get hurt). Wiseman and Makaze, those are good. And aquter, that does sound wrong. but what doesnt these days?

I have 3 more.


You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!


What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'


Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? ( i live by this one)

 

[mase]

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? ( i live by this one)

Lazyness gets you know where...

Veni, vidi, vici.
I came, I saw, I conquered. - Julius Caesar

 

[AceHart]

In favor of the girls, I'd slightly alter it:
Vidi, vici, veni.

(Don't quote me on that one)

 

[Demi666]

Money makes the boys happy

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Heres one I found

Life is like food, it comes in all kinds of flavors, and if you can't swallow it, you choke.

 

[mase]

>>Life is like food, it comes in all kinds of flavors, and if you can't swallow it, you choke.
That is pretty damn good. I like it.

 

[johnnyfire]

Sex is a lot like pizza. When its good its really good, when its bad its still good. -- Mr. Fitz

 

[Hero]

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
by Erma Louise Bombeck

"The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out."
by Unknown

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
by Socrates

And one of my favorites

"Every girl is entitled to a knight in shining armour. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stuburn to ask for directions."

 

[New_U.S.]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. -Groucho Marx

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -Napoleon Bonaparte

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. -Anonymous

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest
-Rowan Atkinson

Stay the course - George W Bush

Stay the course: To answer a question in the vaguest terms possible
-Urban Dictionary

 

[Pineapple]

“If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography.” -William Lyon Mackenzie king

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." -Winston Churchill

"In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute." -Rick Mercer

 

[BANANAMAN]

Ah here be a quote i like

I Cannot live with out wine. In victory i deserve it In defeat I NEED IT!!-unknown