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[tom_mai78101]

I wouldn't be seen dead in high heels, so that's out of the question.

Today this morning, I decided to try tiptoeing my to the bathroom just to kill off my morning "thing", and it somehow worked. Probably a better alternative to high heels.

 

[KaerfNomekop]

I guess tiptoeing pushes blood towards your feet, which would drain your "thing".

 

[Fatmankev]

Today this morning, I decided to try tiptoeing my to the bathroom just to kill off my morning "thing", and it somehow worked. Probably a better alternative to high heels.

Masturbating works well, too.

 

[KaerfNomekop]

Not in the morning when I have 15 minutes before the bus arrives xD

 

[Fatmankev]

Not in the morning when I have 15 minutes before the bus arrives xD

All it takes, bro'. All it takes.

 

[camelCase]

Wear a trench coat and sit at the back of the bus..
Then..
fap fap fap fap

 

[tom_mai78101]

Wear a trench coat and sit at the back of the bus..
Then..
fap fap fap fap

What if it's a 100 degrees F (33 degrees C) sunny day?

 

[camelCase]

Take out trench coat when not in bus ;D
Only need it for fappin'

If it's hot in the bus..
Then I'm out of suggestions =/

 

[KaerfNomekop]

It's dark, it's the morning, everyone's sleepy, I sit at the back.

Only flaw is that next to me are a pair of kids, 8 and 10 years old.

 

[camelCase]

Don't look at them while you're doing it =)

 

[tom_mai78101]

Don't look at them while you're doing it =)

No matter what you do, if any kids under 18 sees you doing it, and not counting on how you can get charged with indecent exposure, you're actually harming those kids psychologically. It's a permanent damage.

I'd say wear a sock. And no one will notice.

 

[Accname]

Thats why you should never leave hom without a hat.
Its soo useful in soo many occasions.

 

[KaerfNomekop]

I don't get the sock part. The hat is plausible, though.

 

[tom_mai78101]

Hm... I have a large Sombrero hat... Oh god, I'm going to give others giggity thoughts.

The sock is a reference to American Pie.

 

[FireCat]

Holy crap... You shouldn't think such naughty thoughts, over a hat?!
I mean "on the bus"

 

[Accname]

Holy crap... You shouldn't think such naughty thoughts, over a hat?!
I mean "on the bus"

You will think twice now whenever you see somebody with a hat going down the street. Just imagine what this guy can do!

 

[tom_mai78101]

Holy crap... You shouldn't think such naughty thoughts, over a hat?!
I mean "on the bus"

I'm not thinking. I'm giving.

 

[KaerfNomekop]

Giving what? >

 

[Accname]

Giving what? >

Hats of course.