US News Wisconsin homeless man dines on park geese

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We will resist the temptation here to claim that we've found a solution to two problems: Feeding the homeless, and ridding public parks of geese that insist on crapping everywhere we try to sit and relax with a cold adult beverage on a hot summer's day.

That said, we take note this morning of Nathan J. Kittoe, an 18-year-old homeless man who frequents Warner Park in Madison, Wis. He's in trouble with local cops because he attacked a woman trying to stop him from, well, harvesting geese.

Read the news here.
 

seph ir oth

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Some Wisconsin cheese with that goose would make a hearty meal! :thup:
 

FireCat

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Threaten her with his knife, that's stupid of him!
Well, he was in need of food. Just he doesn't kill and eat anyone's pets!
 

Romek

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"Animal cruelty" is getting in the way of a meal a homeless man needs to survive? That's ridiculous.
 

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What, are people going to stop the meat industry because it's cruelty?
 

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This is pathetic. Absolutely disgusting, some people are so ignorant. Really stop this man from feeding himself because he's hurting the geese? Piss off lady then don't order any meat products ever again.
 

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because... the soup kitchen was closed? I don't blame them for wanting him to stop stealing geese in a public park... that's a little creeper to me.
 

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The woman should have minded her own business =/
I remember seeing this guy 'play' with a python at a park near my home.

It had just rained and I don't know what it (The python) was doing there.
The python seemed to actually like this stranger.

Some people came along and nagged at him but he ignored them.
I was the only one to have a good chat with him, lol.
He was from Indonesia, the dude.

If I was there when the man was harvesting geese, I would have had a chat with him =)
 

FireCat

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I don't blame them for wanting him to stop stealing geese in a public park... that's a little creeper to me.
You can't says he's been stealing. But I agree it's a bit creepy.
 
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