Yo Mama Jokes

Andrewgosu

The Silent Pandaren Helper
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Yo Mama so fat, that when she puts on a yellow raincoat, everybody shouts "TAXI!"

Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "o.k."

Yo momma so fat, God said "Let there be light" and she had to get out of the way!

Yo mamma so fat, when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued".

Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to roll off of her.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

Yo moma is so fat, when you sit in her lap you need a map to get out.

Yo mama is so fat that the only thing stopping her from going to Weight Watchers is the door frame.

Your mama is so old her birth certificate says, "Expired."

Yo mama is so old, she still owes Jesus a dollar.

Yo mama's so dumb, she yells at the TV... when it's off.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

Yo mama's so dumb, she tripped over a wireless phone.

Yo mama's so stupid, she blinked and got lost.

Yo mama is so dumb that it takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama's so dumb, she threw a brick at the floor and missed.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

Yo mama's so wasted, she thinks two plus two equals wow.
 

Mahucharn

I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool.
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Yo mama's so stupid she died in a grocrey store that was open 24/7

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped off the ferry the sailors yelled "Landho!"

Yo mama's so fat that she jumped into the grand canyon and got stuck
 

Cordel

New Member
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Your mammas so stupid, shes sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Your mammas so old, she sat next to Jesus at the last supper.

Your mammas so fat, everyone at the last supper starved.
 

Aqua Dragon

I'm made of water. Remember that now.
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Yo Mama was so dumb, When she wanted to go to CHina, she was always standing on her head (Remember, CHINA IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD):banghead:
 

InfectedWithDrew

I used to go here a lot.
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= Yo mama.
 

Hero

─║╣ero─
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Jesus didnt have a mom either,
but he turned out OK.
Until he was crucified

Mary..is suppose to be the Mother of God..right?

Well i guess God does have a mother..well at least God the Son (Jesus)
 

Oninuva

You can change this now in User CP.
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Jo momma is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side.
 

Romek

Super Moderator
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Yo Mamas So fat, NASA have a satellite orbiting her ;P
 
K

kitty

Guest
yo mama is so fat she falls off of both sides of the bed at once.
 

Cheddar

This is the way it was meant to be.
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yo mommas so ugly when she was a baby her parents fed her with a slingshot!
 

Mahucharn

I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool.
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yo mama's so fat then when your dad tryed to make you New Line Cinema made a movie called Mission Impossible
 

Prometheus

Everything is mutable; nothing is sacred
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Last one didn't make much sense at 1st but then I got it. LOL

Yo mama's so ugly she makes Michal Jackson look good!
 
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