Game: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[TFlan]

A: Its a way for eye doctors to meet girls. They send out blinding spoons to have girls look at them and then go to them for eye stuff and the doctors get a chance to acually talk to girl once in their life time ( If anyof you are doctors, I HATE YOU WITH ALL YOUR DAMN NEEDLES!! lol jk )

Q: Why is it that Stargate and CSI and Battlestar Gallactica are so damn adicting and they like make you want to watch it???

 

[PwnThePanda]

A:Because the government uses mind control to make you watch it. Thats why i don't trust them.

Q: Why am i scared of puppets

 

[TFlan]

A: Because the puppets are not real but in your big headed small brained head they appear real and you forget that the puppet master is plotting to destroy you..... and then you remember that hes just some geek pretending hes a puppet and you go home and laugh at your small brained big head at how paranoid you are.....

Q: What movie did i see today? Giva a hint: The answer is 42

 

[BrokenX]

A: Ladder 42!, I mean Ladder 49!
Q: Why did they name boobs boobs, why didn't they call them puffys or cream cakes, or something else lol.




BrokenX

 

[TFlan]

A: (lol) Because a guy named Bob wanted to be famous so he called the things girl have: Boobs after him. (rofl )

Q: Why are their 'noobs' in every single multiplayer game i play?

PS: Your ............... WRONG!!!!!!! Anyone else have a guess?

 

[BrokenX]

A: Because they get Boobs mixed up with noobs jeex .
Q: How come girls only have two boobs .




BrokenX

 

[TFlan]

Q: God wanted to punish men.

A: Why is god so cruel??

 

[BrokenX]

A: Thats just who he is . . .
Q: Why don't humans have magical beer powers(see more info below)



Magical Beer Powers - Makes a magical good tasting beer, and its pre-opened for you.

BrokenX

 

[TFlan]

A: Women wanted men to be less lazy.

Q: Why are our minds only like 1/16 used in our whole life. (might be less)

 

[BrokenX]

A: Because 15/16 is used for brain aches .
Q: If a person lost 99999999999999999999999 brain cells, would he be mentall retarded?


BrokenX

 

[TFlan]

A: Just look in a mirrior (hehe)

Q: Why does some food taste sooooo good yet others just reek.

 

[DarthTyranus]

A: There is no food. The government only wants you to think that there is food

Q: What if we are not here. We only think we are here
Q2: Why do i even bother to hang around here?

 

[BrokenX]

A: Next...
A2: Next...
Q: Does anybody play guitar other then me? If so what type?


BrokenX

 

[XXXconanXXX]

A. No one cares. We're all pencil pushing pocket protector geeks around here. Also, what's a guitar?

Q. If carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?

 

[BrokenX]

A guitar is an instrument lol, google it.

A: Sure, because they are carrots.
Q: What would you do if you attached a fake bomb around you and you ran around screaming its going to blow! (Details wanted).


BrokenX

 

[TFlan]

ohhh this is going to be good! BTW i have a gutair - Jay Tuner

A: I would run straight towards the white house saying i had a nuke attached to me and that it would blow if i died. I would then run into the white house grab bush and run. Lose the FBI, cops, and the army cause they would be chasing me. Flee to canada, have USA blame canadians of taking bush and then i would plant the nuke in the canadian capital and have it blow once i get to US ground. Then i would flee to russia and somehow get them involved by getting another nuke and blowing up their capital also. Then i would be the reason WWIII started

Evil isnt it???

Q: What would you do if you have President Bush as a hostage?? (Yes, details wanted. No the answer cant be: Give him up. Or anything like that)

 

[DM Cross]

A: No clue.

Q: When the hell would CANADA get involved in ANY kind of war?!

Alexander

 

[BrokenX]

A: Note to yourself I am canadian, and they would get involved right after they all die.
Q: If you had some c4 explosives what would you do with them, be realistic.

BrokenX

 

[TFlan]

Damn i hate being realistic.... oh well

A: Throw out the window hoping to do some damage

Q: What would you do if you were president?

 

[DM Cross]

A: Start walking toward my school...

Q: BROKENX IS CANADIAN?!

Alexander