Game: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[KrazYKoDO]

Cause its 600 bones

Why did they sell the PS3 for so damn much

 

[1337D00D]

Because they need the money to build a giant space ship so they can take over the world.

Why does the PS3 suck so much?

 

[XXXconanXXX]

Because God hates you.

If a man has a baby, would the sky weep?

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

Pineapple

Why is the world purple?

 

[Volkof]

It is actually blue, but people grow more grape trees nowadays..


What will u do if Earth were hurling towards the Sun?

 

[Loading]

Hide behind a penguin because their brains are made of indestructible ice blobs.

Why are most people right-handed?

 

[Volkof]

Because in the past, there is no such thing as left-handed


Why cant the Coyote ever catch the road-runner?

 

[worldofDeath]

Bec he only has four legs and road runner has two. Two is better then four!


Why cant we all just get along and all have 10000 rep?

 

[Cilla]

Cuz AceHart got more Reputation than TheHelper.


How come Georg W. Bush is an extraterrestrial being?

 

[Cheddar]

Because George Bush is really Simon Cowell, and we all know he's not form this planet.

How come people say you can't count to infinity when really, I can take a pencil and put it over a circle, spin it 360 degrees, and I've reached infinite degrees? (1, 1.5, 1.2, 1.125, etc.)

 

[mase]

You're not counting the degrees when you spin it

Are some animals self-conceded?

 

[Miz]

How am I suppose to know ask them...

If oranges could talk what would they say and would my insanity want me to kill them?

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

They would say the world is square.

What if we all sat around and played WoW all day?

 

[Ulmaris]

Nobody would be working at Blizzard.

What if everyone taught dogs how to use battle axes?

 

[U are a noob]

Then dogs would know how to use battle axes.

What if we jumped every hour on the our on January first.

 

[Jindo]

We'd collapse.

What if your weapon of choice was a wooden spoon!?1?

 

[w/e]

I'd get killed.

What would happen if this thread didn't exist?

 

[Miz]

Then you wouldn't ask that question
Which means the thread does exist so you would ask the question
which mean it wouldn't exist

Get the point

If you could steal something what would it be?

 

[BuriedSouls]

A. A Fork out of somones house.

Q. why dont people turn off their cell phones before entering the movie?

 

[denmax]

'cuz they want to be the duck in the Itchy and Scratchy Show..

If you eat cheese, do you also drink milk? (idea from Monsterous)