[Game] 'Catch me if you can'

[InfectedWithDrew]

Cops:
Oh noes! Its teh blob! BANG BANG BANG 10,000 bonus points for killing teh blob w/ crit. hit!
Hooray!
Uh oh it's Godzilla! RUN

 

[Whitesock]

Japanese SWAT team:

Hmm. Where's Godzilla? He hasn't checked in since last week!

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

And now for something completely different.

Blonde Waitress:
This customer sure eats a lot of pie. I wonder what my hair looks like under this light. I like shoes...
Godzilla:
Mmm... people. (Eats waitress and pie eating customer) Uh oh its teh copzorz! I'd better hide... oh wait. I'm 20 stories tall... Oh well. (Eats the police)

 

[hyeminz]

Godzilla:
...I feel a weird feeling.... I guess it my digestive system
Eaten Cops Cellphone:
*Rings* Sheesh Why at a time like this?.. OMG its the Captain. He'll get angry
I know Cellphones can't talk
Captain:
Bleh I just sighted Godzilla!