Harry Potter 7 [Spoilers!]

[Tonks]

She stole my name, damnit.

>One thing in the epilogue though. It's 19 years later, right? So what was Ted Tonks - now 19 years old - doing on the train? Shouldn't he have left?

Good call. It's one of the few inconsistencies.

 

[New_U.S.]

it says hes with his girlfriend, it doesnt say anything about him going to hogworts himself

 

[SilverHawk]

Speaking of which, who exactly is his girlfriend? I know her name is Victoire, but has anyone else actually heard of her before the epilogue?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Not heard of her before the epilogue, but I'm of the understanding that she's Bill and Fleur's daughter.

 

[Nigerianrulz]

well there is no point in knowing her? coz she is not all that important is she?

another thing i was wondering from the book is that why is draco malfoy the owner of the elder wand... doesnt make sense it just say something about the wand choosing some new owner when he havnt even touched it but how does harry know...

 

[Cheddar]

It has nothing to do with the actual books, but my brother has a very, very odd theory and vivid imagination, combined with a deep loving of Neville Longbottom. Plus, he has not read a single Harry Potter Book. First, you must accept that Neville has godlike powers.

This is his story.

Neville's parents, as many know, were tortured into insanity by Bellatrix Lestrange, who was actually Voldemort using a claimed "Polygrip Potion" (Essentially, a Neville-created potion with similar qualities to those of the Polyjuice Potion which Neville has an infinite stock of). He claims during this event, Ron was under the invisibility cloak that night so he could steal the unborn Neville's DNA to be more like him because he is so cool. Neville was being born the night his parents were tortured and Ron injected a syringe into Neville's mother's womb to take some of Neville for his Polygrip Potion. While Neville was being born, Voldemort-Bellatrix fled, Neville catching a good look of the culprit as the Polygrip Potion was wearing off.

At age 4, Neville invented a spell that allowed you to split yourself into two or three (Splidoso (Split+Dos) and Splitrese (Split+Tres) images of yourself with no negative side effects. Around age 10, Neville attended Hogwarts, procrastinating doing so (As he could do so at age 2, he would not fit in all that well) to be modest.

During the second year, Neville used Splidoso to split into Harry and Ron as he went into the Chamber of Secrets (Having invented Parsletongue when he was 2) and procrastinated killing the basilisk to build drama and to be modest to the snake and Voldemort. Neville kills Horcrux #1.

So we continue to when the Ring was destroyed. Neville drank a Dumbledore Polygrip Potion and proceeded to destroy the Horcrux, swapping Dumbledore "Behind a rock". Having a curse placed on himself from the ring, he then used his own spell Cursadilus to transfer the curse onto Dumbledore.

During the Deathly Hallows, Neville split himself using Splitrese and proceeded to take Polygrip Potions of Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Ron was forced to take a Neville Polygrip Potion as he was Neville at Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione (The real ones) died in a fire that destroyed the Baudelaire Mansion. Neville then destroyed the Locket and when cornered at Malfoy Manor switched his three copies with the real ones (Having brought the real Harry and Hermione to life) at Hogwarts drinking tea and removed the Polygrip Potion Neville effect from Ron. Neville then switches once the real ones are out of danger and Ron goes back to being Neville. Neville steals the cup and goes to Hogwarts (Voldemort, who is fully aware that Neville can use a very distant Legilimency, tries to finish what he started the night he tortured Neville's parents) and turns into Ron and Hermione to destroy it. Shortly after he uses Spliseises and Polygrip Potions to turn into Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Inside the Room of Requirement, he "sparrs" himself for fun and destroys the diadem, his Crabbe copy reforming with the other copies.

Neville then turns into Harry using a Polygrip Potion and tells Ron (Who is Neville) to finish off the snake if he can. Going into the woods, he lets Voldemort Avada Kedavra him, but he brings himself back to life shortly after, also making a copy of himself as the real Neville, who finds Harry and removes the Voldemort Horcrux. The Neville copy hides behind the same rock Dumbledore hid behind.

Neville-Harry is presumed to be dead. As the Sorting hat is placed on Ron's head (Ron having taken the Neville Polygrip Potion) he is incinerated. After that, Neville swaps with Ron so Ron is behind a rock as Neville kills Nagini. All Horcruxes now gone, the Neville copy looking like Harry kills Voldemort as vengeance for what he did to his parents. Now Neville, Ron, Hermione, and Harry are all alive and back to normal.

19 years later, Neville takes Polygrip Potions and turns into Harry and Ron during the final chapter.

During the unwritten "20 years later", Neville takes over the world, killing Harry because of Prophecy #4,082 (One will kill the other and one will die and one will kill the other) doing so "Because he's so cool". Chuck Norris then believes Neville "Ain't all that and a bag of chips" and proceeds to challenge him. Neville splits himself, a Neville copy on Pluto and another fighting Chuck Norris. He takes a Polygrip Potion and becomes Chuck Norris. Kicking Chuck Norris, the world instantly explodes, Neville reforming on Pluto. Neville then created a new Earth and thinks it is going great, believing we can set it straight. He is so cool that he has faith in us and says we can fix it. Neville now spends his time on Pluto fighing aliens "because it's fun".

P.S. Neville is all that and a bag of chips.

 

[C-Death]

Wow... leme tell ya, nevel is such a huge part......... this thread makes little sense at all. PS: Your brother has way too much time on his hands.