4a) Night Elves Units
The nightelves have a wide variety of units. The biggest speculation is why the nightelf druids have muscles, yet all they need to do is wave their staff, say "Domo arigato, mr. roboto" to conjure up magical spells. Also, the nightelves seem to have many half-stag units, such as your standard Stagman, and your standard Stagman. How do they reproduce raises questions, and why some nightelven ancestors did it with a stag to make these abominations is an even larger question. Nonetheless, the nightelves are known for giving sacrifices to cannibalistic trees, in order to raise an army capable of destroying everything. They also enjoy, when the moon is out, standing naked and invisible in an enemy base, waiting for the right time to strike.
4b) Night Elves Story
Once upon a time, there was a man named "Bob Bobertson". He loved the wilds so much, that he did surgery to make his ears huge, so he could enjoy its sounds. One day, after angering a bear, he was pushed into a berry bush, where he became the purple-skinned man who would start it all. After pairings with trees and stags, the race was created. One day, Archimonde, jealous that the nightelves had such big breasts, and that the females of his race didn't even have any, lead him to strike a blow against the nightelves out of pure jealousy. Later on, Furion, the nightelf who had three names: Furion, Malfurion, and Shan'do (four if you count "Nightelf Santa") blew the horn of the first stagman, Cenarius, triggering his new laser light show. The lasers zapped Archimonde into oblivion. Since then, the nightelves have changed from guardians of the ancient world into pr0nstars. My how things have changed.
The nightelves have a wide variety of units. The biggest speculation is why the nightelf druids have muscles, yet all they need to do is wave their staff, say "Domo arigato, mr. roboto" to conjure up magical spells. Also, the nightelves seem to have many half-stag units, such as your standard Stagman, and your standard Stagman. How do they reproduce raises questions, and why some nightelven ancestors did it with a stag to make these abominations is an even larger question. Nonetheless, the nightelves are known for giving sacrifices to cannibalistic trees, in order to raise an army capable of destroying everything. They also enjoy, when the moon is out, standing naked and invisible in an enemy base, waiting for the right time to strike.
4b) Night Elves Story
Once upon a time, there was a man named "Bob Bobertson". He loved the wilds so much, that he did surgery to make his ears huge, so he could enjoy its sounds. One day, after angering a bear, he was pushed into a berry bush, where he became the purple-skinned man who would start it all. After pairings with trees and stags, the race was created. One day, Archimonde, jealous that the nightelves had such big breasts, and that the females of his race didn't even have any, lead him to strike a blow against the nightelves out of pure jealousy. Later on, Furion, the nightelf who had three names: Furion, Malfurion, and Shan'do (four if you count "Nightelf Santa") blew the horn of the first stagman, Cenarius, triggering his new laser light show. The lasers zapped Archimonde into oblivion. Since then, the nightelves have changed from guardians of the ancient world into pr0nstars. My how things have changed.