Is Legendary Heroes quite possibly the worst map ever created?

[monoVertex]

WTF?! -45 armor in the start :nuts: This map is a shit.

 

[Dark_Hawk]

Last time I played about six guys choose mannaroth and they are all arguing like "I CHOOSE HIM FIRST N00B SO SFTU" then crybaby2 "ROFLMAO WHO SAID THAT YOUR GRANDMA????" and then since I play in europe, the rest were german and nobody understands them, (in everygame at least 3 gers) and im just thinking.. WTF AM I DOING HERE? and i leave. Then host whisps me saying "Roflmao the game is so R0X0r right now i host again so you can play kk? see yuh" what did I do? leave b.net and finish scourge campaign... This is true you guys..

 

[WolSHaman]

My experience w/ legendary heroes

I picked a random hero, since they all seemed the same, yet then the host PMSed on me and basically said "omg omg u stupid n00b no god heroes ima kill u fool" then i bought buncha tomes, and he bought less tomes (i had more money from other hero kills i got) so then his lvl 6 demon hunter which was "balanced" killed my lvl 12 god hero which wuz "overpowered"

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

That may be bad, but its not the worst. The worst is a map with blank terrain except for a pit only 2x2 wide, but the map is the biggest size possible. In the pit is a footy. The footy can't leave. Also, the map continually pieces together hundreds of strings variables to spam the screen and lag like hell. About 10 minutes in, thousands of meat wagons spawn all over and kill the footy. Where he was a floating text appears that reads: 0/\/\f(, n00b u g0+ pwn+!!1!!1. Then, a sheep scaled to like 100x its normal size appears and runs around and then casts rain of chaos, but its edited so that frogs w/ 9999 damage appear and destroy the meat wagons. Then, it shows the defeat message.

That would be the worst map i can think of. OH NO WAIT PUT IN A MULTIBOARD THAT SHOWS NOTHING!!!!

 

[WolSHaman]

That may be bad, but its not the worst. The worst is a map with blank terrain except for a pit only 2x2 wide, but the map is the biggest size possible. In the pit is a footy. The footy can't leave. Also, the map continually pieces together hundreds of strings variables to spam the screen and lag like hell. About 10 minutes in, thousands of meat wagons spawn all over and kill the footy. Where he was a floating text appears that reads: 0/\/\f(, n00b u g0+ pwn+!!1!!1. Then, a sheep scaled to like 100x its normal size appears and runs around and then casts rain of chaos, but its edited so that frogs w/ 9999 damage appear and destroy the meat wagons. Then, it shows the defeat message.

That would be the worst map i can think of. OH NO WAIT PUT IN A MULTIBOARD THAT SHOWS NOTHING!!!!

What are you talking about that sounds like a pwning game. However, the worst game i ever saw was a porno flick made by some1 involving a peasant, a horse, and sex. You don't wanna know what it wuz like

 

[56k Fanatic]

Sounds very crappy, damn 8 year olds making shitty maps like this. I started mapping when i was around 10 but it did not suck so bad like this. I made a hero arena map, which took me 2 months cuz i just started world editor.

Anyways I've played an even more shitty map, an Arena map too. Imagina a rectangular shaped map, then there's a fountain in the middle, the middle is raised up 1 floor, has a small ramp on both sides, and a goblin merchant which sells crappy items like Ankh of Immotality, grants Reincarnation with a 10 second cooldown(they can't even spell it correctly , Immotality wtf is that even a word?) heroes are rigged, priestess of the moon's searing arrows add 2000 damage, starfall deals 5000 damage per second, Warden's fan of knives 6000 damage per unit. the map >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |* =[ • ]= *|

Legend- = the ramp
[,] are the both ends of the rectangular "arena" part
* the merchant of each "base"
• fountain in the middle "arena"
Looks like it took them around 3 minutes to make the map, 5 mins for the items, and 2 mins for the edited abilities. 3+5+2= a whopping 10 minutes!!! is that a new world record?

 

[AgentPaper]

That may be bad, but its not the worst. The worst is a map with blank terrain except for a pit only 2x2 wide, but the map is the biggest size possible. In the pit is a footy. The footy can't leave. Also, the map continually pieces together hundreds of strings variables to spam the screen and lag like hell. About 10 minutes in, thousands of meat wagons spawn all over and kill the footy. Where he was a floating text appears that reads: 0/\/\f(, n00b u g0+ pwn+!!1!!1. Then, a sheep scaled to like 100x its normal size appears and runs around and then casts rain of chaos, but its edited so that frogs w/ 9999 damage appear and destroy the meat wagons. Then, it shows the defeat message.

That would be the worst map i can think of. OH NO WAIT PUT IN A MULTIBOARD THAT SHOWS NOTHING!!!!

Make that map! Spam B.net with it! That would be the funniest shit ever! (even funnier than just reading it right now)

 

[Rabarber]

Hell yeah, i'm making it :shades:

Here we go.

Eh, no, it's not DotA, i just named it DotA to make people join it on B.Net

 

[OmgWtfBacon]

Hell yeah, i'm making it :shades:

Here we go.

Eh, no, it's not DotA, i just named it DotA to make people join it on B.Net

LOL! Leik awsoem No0B!

 

[Pahl]

Custom script:   call RemoveLocation (udg_Point)

But why remove points..... not noobish (aka nuub/nob/nooob!!!111one/n0000b) enough.

Haxx00r l337 OMTGFG and all that

 

[VG Emblem]

Hell yeah, i'm making it :shades:

Here we go.

Eh, no, it's not DotA, i just named it DotA to make people join it on B.Net

LOL! Best game ever.

Man this is hilarious. I was cracking up everytime I host it especially because people think they're gonna get a DotA rip-off but then get this, lol.

I hosted it on Bnet and almost got a full game once and saved the replay!

 

[Effane]

Anyone ever play Kirby TD. While its not IMBA its gotta be one of the most annoying maps ever. Same music looped OVER AND OVER. Its a shallow map, no good look at all, and the Towers are pretty bland. But the Music.... AHHHHHH!!!

 

[Outbreak191]

i edited it so now it has memory leaks (yay!) looping music if someone leaves (YAY!) and chat suffixes to make everyones complaints look even more stupid (YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!).

UPDATE: Meat wagons are now scaled to 10 and fire villagers.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

I could see us editing the map untill its the absolute limit, crashes B-net, destroys the computers HD, and then replaces the backround with the letters n00bl0lpwntrofl spammed over and over again...

The frogs don't do any damage, I thought they were supposed to do 999999......

 

[Outbreak191]

its worth hosting over and over just for peoples responses (especially my version hint hint).

 

[Pahl]

How about a competition on who can get the best replay of this map on bnet?

 

[Andrewgosu]

I wish I could host. Lol this is hilarious, the map lol.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Hell yeah, i'm making it :shades:

Here we go.

Eh, no, it's not DotA, i just named it DotA to make people join it on B.Net

LOL you rock thanks for using the idea
I played it and its great, I'll make one too. The replay's funny too.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

wee should all start adding one thing to the map, making it wierder and wierder...

 

[Rabarber]

That's OK, but remember that it's my map - Rabarber Dota all the way.