Game Would You Rather....?

[New_U.S.]

I havent seen this game on the forum so I'll start it-

How to Play: One person asks a funny would you rather question, then the next person says what they would rather do and then ask there own would you rather question

Ex-
Me: Would you rather have a rare condition were you can only go to the bathroom in pool-table pockets or have a loud song happen every time you fart?
Someone Else: The pool-table pocket condition
Would you rather have your kids turn out like (insert strange persons name here) or lose all of your senses?
....and on it goes

I'll start - Would you rather only be able to eat fried chicken for the rest of your life, or have every thing you say end in a question mark?

 

[i-SCREAM]

Have everything I say end in a question mark.

Would you rather have one piece of everlasting blueberry gum, or one billion dollars?

 

[AgentPaper]

One Million Dollars

Would you rather die sooner and quickly or later and slowly?

 

[New_U.S.]

later and slowly

would you rather be paranoid about everything or have every girl in the world think your gay

 

[Anything.]

I'm already paranoid about everything.

Would you prefer to be eaten alive by a man-eating squid alien who breathes fire and has an ice pack instead of an ink sack, or would you prefer to be eaten alie by a man-eating octopus alien who breathes blood and has a very large tumor in its left eye?

 

[Whitesock]

Definatly the calamarie, uh squid.

Would you rather lose your tongue in a surgery or lose your copy of Warcraft 3?

 

[i-SCREAM]

Lose my tongue! That's a no brainer!

Would you rather go to jail for 10 years, or live with your mom for the rest of your life?

 

[New_U.S.]

Live with my mom (I would buy a really BIG house)

Would you rather fight 1000 angry wasps or 10 angry foxes

 

[King TonGoll]

10 foxes. but i love foxes soo i would let them eat me.....

would you kill your father or your mother?

 

[Geelottaja]

Hmm... My mother.

Would you either get an eternal ban to thehelper.net or an eternal ban to WC3 TFT (but not RoC)?

 

[Anything.]

Hmm... My mother.

Would you either get an eternal ban to thehelper.net or an eternal ban to WC3 TFT (but not RoC)?

Pish posh. I don't even play WC3. Well. I lied. But it's not often I play

Would you rather war is beginning somebody set us up the bomb we get signal or all your base are belong to us you have no chance to survive make your time?

 

[King TonGoll]

all your base. id go commando on you.

would you rather EAT your mother or your father?

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

would you rather EAT your mother or your father?

My father, fried with potatoes

Would you rather +rep me or +rep me twice??? Eh?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Negative rep you twice, 'cos I've just decided I don't like you. Or anybody else very much either, right now.

Would you rather die a death by Potato Masher or Bum Rush?

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Negative rep you twice, 'cos I've just decided I don't like you. Or anybody else very much either, right now.

Would you rather die a death by Potato Masher or Bum Rush?

Tsk tsk tsk, how rude of a fan of Metallica...
I would rather die a normal death, thank you for being interested in my funeral guestbook joining

Would you rather lick the toilet or garbage? <--MUHAHAHAHA

 

[Anything.]

The toilet. You never said which part and you never specified how long or how much exposure, so I'll just lick the clean part with the tip of my tongue for a VERY VERY small amount of time .

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

The toilet. You never said which part and you never specified how long or how much exposure, so I'll just lick the clean part with the tip of my tongue for a VERY VERY small amount of time .

You didn't say 'would you rather'
So would you rather look at your CP or not?

 

[Wiseman_2]

I'd rather punch you in the face. Hard. But not look at my cp.

Would you rather have your jaw broken (and be knocked out) or punched in the head repeatedly until you're knocked out?

 

[Cornface]

My jaw broken. (eww it must hurt)

Would you rather have sex with a whale or eat 20 ton of maggots?

 

[Anything.]

My jaw broken. (eww it must hurt)

Would you rather have sex with a whale or eat 20 ton of maggots?

Whale. It's not possible, so it's totally nulled

Would you rather answer this question or not?