You know your addicted to warcraft when...

[Cornface]

718. You start thinking in events, conditions and actions

-event: unit start screaming
-condition: unit type of screaming unit equal to mom
-action: Hide hearing unit

 

[KeeperofKeys]

719: When you ask a priest to tell you whether you would find Warcraft 3 in heaven or hell.
720: When you then decide to do your utmost to get there, even if it's hell.
721: When you are hiking in the woods and you see some wolves you shout "FAR SEER RUSH!" and run towards home.
722: You refuse to learn archery because you don't want to be called "girly".
723: You go to your local bladed weapons merchant and look around for a moonglaive.
724: You see something like a moonglaive at your local bladed weapons merchant and you buy it.
725: You complain when your new moonglaive doesn't bounce from target to target.
726: Whenever you feel threatened you carry around a Bible and a hammer to make sure that you can get away in time.
727: You see someone robbing a bank and look around for a police van headed your way. If you do not see one, you think about if you are healthy enough to survive robbing the bank.
728: You see a raccoon in a city and shout "ALLY ME ALLY ME!"
729: If said raccoon runs toward you, you run away, shouting "OMG COON ABUSE! HELP POLICE! COON ABUSE!"
730: After hearing about the Apocalypse, you decide that you want to be on Heaven's side. After all, they get Nature and Atlas, right?
731: When visiting a preschool you expect to see kids directing armies of toys at each other.
732: Whenever you get hit while playing paintball you say "OMG! I DODGED THAT! HAX!"
733: You see a panda at the zoo and wonder why it's not carrying a barrel.
734: You viciously kill all frogs that you see.
735: When asked why you do this you say "They are all dirty windwalking noobs."
736: When visiting a tropical island you wonder why you don't see any Trolls running around.
737: You see a dwarf walking on the street and ask him if he would forge you a warhammer.
738: Someone offers to sell you drugs and you say "No thanks. I'm no good at mazes."
739: You ask an engineer you know to build you a Death Tower.
740: When he/she refuses you ask for a Frost Tower instead.
741: When you hear about a suicide bomber commiting an atrocity you picture the bomber as being short and green.
742: You see a dirigible with red decorations flying overhead and you say "QUICK! SHOOT IT DOWN!"
743: You throw a hammer at someone running away from you so that you can catch them.
744: You wonder how much mana you used when it works.
745: You hear about someone using voodoo and you picture a tough Troll.
746: You are alone in your house and you feel like you are being watched, so you grab some flour and throw it around.
747: While touring Egypt you see the pyramids, and wonder why they are generating no blight.
748: You see something shiny at the top of a pyramid and you refuse to go near it.
749: You try to breathe fire at drunk men.
750: When asked why you tried to breathe fire at a drunk man you say "That's the most obvious combo EVER! What are you, a noob?"

 

[XsK_Joe]

751: When you play dota till 5am on a school night, goto bed and wake up from your lil brother poking you and say, "I CANT GO I DUN HAVE ENOUGH HP THE TOWER WILL KILL ME OMFG NOOB!"

752: When you finally start to walk around you STILL think your playing dota and your a HERO

753: When last two reasons happen to be you (yes... )

754: You are afraid to walk outside at night..."TEH NE'S ARE EVERYWHERE!"

755: When goto WE, or WC3 conferences and when a non player they have no idea what your saying because all they hear is, "LOOKOUT TER DOTS R COMNGI! OMFG WTF B NEWB BBBBBBBBBBBB!"

756: When you attempt to learn coding to fix all the fatal errors that happen to your WC3 game.

757: When you DO learn coding and fix the errors

758: When you attempt to sue Microsoft for not including TFT with installation saying its a "basic requirement"

759: Goto a shoe store and ask for some Boots of Speed

780: When you think in range like, "omg that pitcher just pitched a 800 ranged ball!* (I didn't see how else to say that -.- but that is so me haha)

781: When your mad that this thread didn't make 1000 yet

782: When this thread hits 1000 your already trying for 2000

783: You sleep on your keyboard during a game, and blame it on your mom for casting sleep.

784: You ask your friends which race they are (me =/ )

785: Your friends say they are (black, white mexican or etc etc) and you call them noobs and walk away.

786: When your friend says Night Elf and you still call him a noob. (lol)

787: When you ask blizzard to come out with a music CD purely of Warcraft 3 music.

788: You have 3 monitors hooked up to your comp just so you can look at different wc3 websites as you play warcraft

789: You complain that your computer is too old after you buy it the day before, just becuz you didn't load first during a ladder game.

780: You compare computers by asking how fast they load and how many creeps till they lag.

781: When you ask to write a metaphor it's easy to use warcraft as the source.

782: You ask blizzard if they have any openings for beta testing

783: when you ARE a beta tester

784: When you work for Blizzard and come here to read this thread.

785: and when you reply to it. (this was directed towards somebody...*cough*)

786. When you desperatly decide to make 800 even if your fresh out of ideas.

787: Your computer is next to your bed so you don't have to move when you wake up.

788: You are asked what your going to be when you grow up, and you say, "I wanna be like Thrall when I grow up"

789: When you reply to people in 1337 slang, "WTFSTFUNOOB"

I am not an addict.... but I couldn't make 800! I am not an addict... or atleast not enough OF one.

If I were to continue they would be all gayd

 

[YosLin]

790:when you have 1000+ wins and half or less losses on ladder and have

791: when you listen to wc3 music in the sound editor over and overagain (me )

792: when you can actualy think of this many reasons your addicted to warcraft

793: when your in a clan for more than a month(also me )

794: when your in the clan ranked best in ladder

795: when you've played through all the campiegns(however its spelled) and want to know what happens after that but don't have enough money to pay for WOW and you want to try but have no firends who own the game (ME :banghead: )

796: when you catch a cold you go look for a dryad in the forest to cast ambolish magic on you

797: when you see bird in the sky you think its going to cast fairiefire on you

798: when you see a long waiting line you try to build towers to kill them

799: when you see a person with a neralogical disorder and tell him he lags and repetitivley say D

800: when you try to research things on the web and expect to gain abilities, armor, life, or attack damage.
YAY I GOT THE 800th reason

 

[monoVertex]

OMG.
801-You are so f*****g addicted if you read all of these posts ( I got stuck at the 5th page ) and you post more! :nuts:

 

[Wark]

802: You be talkin' Troll mon.

 

[Wowaddict]

WoW) When you run around the house yelling "PURGE, WINDFURY" and/or FROST SHOCK!!!!"

 

[KeeperofKeys]

If while doing a word association exercise, when someone says...
803: "Stick" you say "GRAB IT!"
804: "Chair" you say "Lich King"
805: "Sleep" you say "What?"
806: "Popular" you say "DOTA!"
807: "Gladiator" you say "NO BLADE! THEY NOOB CHAR!"
808: "Water" you say "Elemental"
809: "Light" you say "Holy"
810: "Beast" you say "Master"
811: "Panda" you say "Beer!"
812: "Tower" you say "Defense"
813: "Drug" you say "Lord"

 

[Naine]

814: Arthas is your best friend
815: It's funny until someone mentions Warcraft, then it's hilarious.
816: You killed your own sister, FOR THE HORDE!
817: You live in a "Den"
818: You officially change your name to "The Lich"
819: Whenever you see a tree you duck screaming: "You shall not crush me with your boulder of sins!"
820: In the name of Lorderon!

---

An essay regarding the thickness of Arthas' eyebrows.

That's based off of what I said

 

[EpicUDMage]

815 - When you go out for a cigarette and inhale much more smoke than you should so you dont go AFK in BG.

816 - When your F'ing lame enough to buy gold or get Powerleveled by some random dude in Korea.

817 - When you laugh until your stomache hurts at someone saying Keke.

 

[Zero R.]

816 - When you get pissed off that somebody insults a n00b because he's an idiot. *cough*
817 - When you dedicate your life for the Horde.
818 - Hell, you'd dedicate EVERYTHING for the Horde.
819 - Want to sell your house?
820 - No?
821 - Sell it. Why?
822 - FOR THE HORDE U NUB.

823 - You laugh your pants off when you get gold.
824 - When you see a sword, you screm that it's Luxury.
825 - You publish books about the thickness of Arthas' eyebrows [Yes, second time I used it, Naine. ^_^]
826: Does Arthas even HAVE eyebrows?
827: I don't god damn think so.
828: When you see some dark-ish ground with some green-ish air, you scream out: 'Thou shalt never maim me with thy wagons of Meaty goodness!'
829: You ask permission to 'face the peril'. In which you fail. Cause it's unhealthy.
830. When you -ar someone's ass.

831. You decide to take a stroll, but suddenly, you see a tree. You are paralyzed in such Terror, you decide to take your own life... For the Horde, of course.
832. You then decide to vote for a king.

 

[corvusHaunt]

824- When you see a sword, you screm that it's Vanity
Luxury.

832. If see the Lich Signal you hop into your Meat Wagon to drive off and save the day.

833. If you keep spare corpses in your basement, just in case.

834. If you kill every human on earth, for the Horde.

835. When you stand on the street corner, preaching about the "Big Metal Hand in the Sky"

835. If you reply in this thread.

836. If you say you can quit anytime you want to.

 

[Zero R.]

*coughwordbendercough*

837. You end every action that you use with ... FOR THE HORDE. [Like this:

Jimmy: Hello. What are you doing, Bob, neighbor and love interest?
Bob: I am playing a game... FOR THE HORDE!]

838. You do not use magic out of fear of it's various side-effects.
839. You do not notice the running joke about Arthas' eyebrows.
840. You know, I never notice it. It's like, he dosen't have them...
841. Strange.

842. You tell Darkness to get DSL.
843. You see... absolutely nothing.
844. You see a cow, which has hooves and horns... you complain about Diablo.
845. In favt, you run away, because of the nightmares you got from playing too much Diablo.

You see the following, and react to them like so:

846. Red ball: Orb of Fire!11
847. Tree: OH NOES!
848. Wagon: Please don't hit me, I'm a veggietarian!
849. A person on a stag: You don't Entangling Roots me, Oh no.
850. A block of Ice: I follow your bidding, please don't kill me.
851. Tall woman: ELF!111
852. The King of the Britons: Come and see the violence in our government! [Has NOTHING to do with Warcraft, but then... The peasant did say a Monty Phyton quote.]

 

[Josh007CL]

853: When you repeat warcraft dialouge
854: When you add warcraft music to your MP3 player
855: When you put off a school project until the alst minute just to play warcraft

 

[Prometheus]

856: You have a to do list that says

1. Play War3 from 9am to 2pm
2. Enter ladder and play till 6pm
3. Play war3 for rest of day

857: Soposta do something for relative's B-day but make up excuse to play war3

 

[corvusHaunt]

842. You tell Darkness to get DSL.

lmao that is great!

858. ^^^ When you understand that ^^^

 

[Zero R.]

Any person who played Warcraft/used WE should know that.

859. You start to say gibberish in your test... FOR THE HORDE!

 

[DM Cross]

844. You see a cow, which has hooves and horns... you complain about Diablo.

That is my all-time favorite WC3 quote.

"Wings horns hooves... What are we saying, is this Diablo?!"

 

[Rabarber]

860: When you have Sylvanas Windrunners, all of the Dreadlords and Illidan's phone numbers.

861: When you actually call them.

862: When they answer the calls...

 

[Archer 1]

863. When you read this post.