Game: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SD_Ryoko]

A: I'd say texans are hicks, because other states have hicks too.

Q: How come I can put 6 beers in a pack together and theres no problems; but if I'm with 2 or more women they fight?

 

[1JadedJen]

A: Because a bottle of beer doesn't mind that once you are done with it you are going to move onto the bottle of beer next to it, whereas women do HA HA!

Q:HOW THE HECK does dust collect in the house SO freaking fast????

 

[XXXconanXXX]

A. Little dust fairies bring dust to your house. It's another benefit besides the dental plan when you become part of the Scourge.

Q. Should spamming spammers get their spammed spam spammed from the spamming spam of the spamming spammers, or should spamming spammers spam the spam of spamming spammable spam from the spam?

 

[Kilik]

A: Purple

Q: Is retrospect (For example: In Retrospect I say blah blah blah) a real word or do smart people just say it to make stupid people stupider?

 

[darkassaisin]

A: no smart people don't even no what they mean when they are talking about retrospect so they are stupid too


Q: why did ryoko start this?

 

[Kilik]

A: Because God told him to...

Q: If i ate 3 pounds of meat did i gain 3 pounds?

 

[ZerO127]

A: No you wouldnt. You would gain 6 pounds because 3+3+3-3-3+3+3+3+3+3-10=6
Q: Can birds fly?

 

[XXXconanXXX]

Q.Nope. They only look like their flying because God stalks you at night.

A. If you look at a wall and think, does that make you a Wall Ponderer?

 

[DM Cross]

A: No, it makes you 'that freak who stares at walls to think all damn day'.

Q: WHY IN ALL THE BLUE <BEEP>ING HELLS DID ROYOKO START THIS NEVER-ENDING <BEEP>ING THREAD?!

--Edit--

Q2: Will I ever learn to spell Royoko's name right? -.-

 

[DM Cross]

A: Wesley Snipes

BTW, that was <BEEP>ing great! OW, I used to like that rib...then the laughing broke it

 

[Shadowy Fear]

A1: to give those little technician dudes who sit around in the tv station all day waiting for a cuss word for them to <BEEP> out a job

A2: answer = unknown, pinrun . . .

Q1: what was the date of the battle of 1066?

Q2: what is your favorite color?!

 

[SilverHawk]

A1: 1066

A2: Silver

Q: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Marksman]

A: Well that depends sir, is it African or European?

 

[Shadowy Fear]

A: *old man giving questions goes flying off into abyss*

Well then, heres MY question:

Q: We found a witch, may we BURN her?

 

[DM Cross]

A: Only if she weighs as much as a duck...

Q: WTF does "REPRESS" even mean!?

 

[BrokenX]

A: Repress your clothes!

Q: why does conan like muffins so much?



BrokenX

 

[DM Cross]

A: He's got a problem, but he refuses to admit it. I tried to get him to go to MAA, Muffin Abuser Annoynomous...

Conan: Hi...My name is...Roy, and I'm a muffin adict...
Group: Hii Rooy!

Q: What's the meaning to life? (Don't say 42)

 

[BrokenX]

A: 42

Q: How come conans issue is more serious then a alcoholic?

 

[DM Cross]

A: Muffins are more common then beer. (I think)

Q: What's your address and when will you be home alone, far away from police?

 

[BrokenX]

A: street 42, adress 42, phone number: 424-2424, I will be away from police at the date 42, of 4:42, free to rob on the 42nd of 42 if that made any sense

Q: Why do cds look so delicious?