Crime Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese

[The Helper]

The police report on Darrell Bess was succinct.

Clothing description: Naked.

Offenses: Public indecency, theft, carrying a concealed weapon.

According to police and court records, Bess, 52, was found unclothed standing at the men’s room sink in the Cincinnati Public Library by police at 5:30 p.m. Wednesday. When they searched Bess’ bag, police said they found a 4-pound chunk of cheese allegedly stolen from Silverglade's Cheese & Sausage In Findlay Market.

Man arrested for bathing in library restroom, possessing stolen cheese

A man is behind bars after police say he was found naked at the main branch of the Hamilton County Public Library possessing weapons and stolen items, including four pounds of parmesan cheese.

www.fox19.com

 

[seph ir oth]

Well that's just grate! He must be feeling gouda!

 

[Jackal]

The police report on Darrell Bess was succinct.

Clothing description: Naked.

Offenses: Public indecency, theft, carrying a concealed weapon.

How odd. I'll have to think about this for a while.

 

[Darthfett]

The police report on Darrell Bess was succinct.

Clothing description: Naked.

Offenses: Public indecency, theft, carrying a concealed weapon.

How odd. I'll have to think about this for a while.

My thoughts EXACTLY.

seph ir oth, you are very punny today.

 

[seph ir oth]

I know, my jokes are cheese-y.

 

[jhnam95]

He also had two knives and some DVDs that belonged to the Vine Street library branch.

That was on the original article.

 

[SineCosine]

Cheese, DVDs, Knives..
Naked..

Guess is, he wanted to watch porn and eat cheese at the same time.
Must be a fetish O_O

 

[FireCat]

:nuts:

 

[Sevion]

How did he conceal them? He only has like 2 cavities big enough to conceal a knife. Neither is very comfortable.

 

[seph ir oth]

How did he conceal them? He only has like 2 cavities big enough to conceal a knife. Neither is very comfortable.

Let's cut to the chase: if he was concealing it he'd be bleu.

I'm on fire with these puns!

 

[Sevion]

-_-'

At any rate, I thought the thread title (when I first saw it) was "Police Man was naked, with stolen cheese"

Lulz.

 

[NightShade]

he had a bag. You can conceal something in a bag. Having a bag doesn't make you clothed.

Still, really weird.

 

[Jimpy]

Them orc's be stealing our cheese naked again!

Its resting on his shoulder behind his head. Don't tell me it looks like his heads been cleaved, you farty cakes.

 

[Sevion]

His head looks like it's been cleaved.

 

[BANANAMAN]

Needs more Rule 34