Technology Sega makes robot girlfriend for lonely men

[NullCurrent]

Sega, known for its game consoles and Sonic the Hedgehog, has gone down the rather unusual route of creating a battery powered miniature robot girlfriend for lonely adult males. Called EMA (which stands for Eternal Maiden Actualization) Sega hopes this mini-fembot, which it describes as petite, friendly and big-busted, will bring joy to those in need when it is released onto the market in September.

Sega makes robot girlfriend for lonely men

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www.techradar.com

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For all those greasy guys who play WoW way too much...

 

[Bloodcount]

Oh my fucking bloodcount!

News really are interesting!!!!!!! Go go go, give me more disturbing facts! :thup::thup::thup::thup::thup::thup::thup::thup:

 

[sjakie]

I was hoping for some more.....sensual functions on a fembot

 

[Sevion]

Lmao, this is funny XD

 

[Ninva]

We had an article like this before, but I don't expect you to search for it. It is funny though.

 

[Varine]

Huh... I bet someone would give me something like this if I was still in the Army.

 

[Samael88]

I have finally figured out a use for the plug sized PC

I mean, they gotta do something, since she can't run of with the mailman or anything

 

[Vicboy]

A couple of years ago, we were aiming for making robot workers...

But we've suddenly succeeded social bots first... >.<

 

[Romek]

Imagine a poor guy who doesn't have a girlfriend.
Then he decides to get a little piece of plastic that's programmed to love him.

...Will that make him feel any less lonely?
I'm guessing that'd make him feel worse.

 

[monoVertex]

Umm, this is pretty old and has already been posted.

 

[FireCat]

OMG, Someone would buy this?

 

[Andrewgosu]

Thank god, bye-bye my trusty hand...

 

[Weegee]

Thank god, bye-bye my trusty hand...

Sega IS a perverted company

 

[Sevion]

Guys, I just got mine, and I'm having trouble figuring out where it goes in... Any help?

 

[CatCat]

The birth rate will drop.

 

[Ozzdog]

Fail.

The link between market research and product design fails here.

Sega just embarrassed themselves.

 

[Cornface]

I got a good joke coming up here.

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A man walks in a bar and says "I bought an EMA."

 

[Pineapple]

Futurama anyone?

 

[Syndrome]

Fail.​

 

[Varine]

Still waiting for Japan to allow men to marry fictional characters... lawsuit over it a while ago.