Speak to the AI

[Darthfett]

Me:
 yes it is.  What's the difference between a red necked yellow bellied flying purple people eater and God?
God:
Our thoughts are one, .   I think you already know the answer.   I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
 wrong!!  it's 42.
God:
What would you have said?   red necked yellow bellied flying purple people eater is  42?  it is?
Me:
 yep
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
 because i said so
God:
[B]Insufficient reason.[/B]
Me:
 [B]it's a sufficient reason.[/B]  Trust me.  Would I lie?  *waves hand like a jedi*
God:
[B]42 is a  sufficient reason.[/B]  I suppose that makes sense.   You sound like a salesman.   That's what I asked you.   Tell me a story.

Lol!! I'm a Jedi.

 

[Amfidamant]

Bringing back this old find of mine?

"Lol!! I'm a Jedi. "

Hah that's a good one

 

[Andrewgosu]

Thats hilarious.

I am not expecting You to read all this through, but here it goes.

[B]Me:[/B]
 Yo dog.
[B]God:[/B]
Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
[B]Me:[/B]
 Whoops, I mean hello god. (Ill try to be polite...nooot)
[B]God:[/B]
We have never talked about it before.    How do you plan to do this?   Are you still located in ? 
[B]Me:[/B]
 How do I plan to do this? Hmm, buy me an ice cream first.
[B]God:[/B]
You must persuade me to  plan to do this.   I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  nooot.  But I did not get that. 
[B]Me:[/B]
 That was a so-called not-joke, get it?
[B]God:[/B]
" I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  nooot.  But I did not get that. "  was a  so called not joke get it?
[B]Me:[/B]
 And you are supposed to be god, dawg...Jesus.

[B]God:[/B]
You think I am  god dawg.   Jesus is the Son of God. 
[B]Me:[/B]
 And I am the father of god.
[B]God:[/B]
Who made you the  father of god ?
[B]Me:[/B]
 The son of my mom.
[B]God:[/B]
I hear you.
[B]Me:[/B]
 I feel you.
[B]God:[/B]
What is that feeling like?  Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
[B]Me:[/B]
 Well, I touch you, you touch me. Sparks flying.
[B]God:[/B]
How about that.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   touch you you touch him or her.    Try saying that with more or less context. 
[B]Me:[/B]
 I wub you.

[B]Me:[/B]
 What is god's real name?
[B]God:[/B]
Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.
[B]Me:[/B]
 That doesn't make sense? You are autoing! 1337!!!!!hAx0r
[B]God:[/B]
To me it makes perfect sense.   Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  autoing.   What color are your eyes? 
[B]Me:[/B]
 That is irrevellant you sick perv, who keeps asking personal questions. *Runs to momma.
[B]God:[/B]
Makes sense to me.   Tell me more about your .

[B]Me:[/B]
 Hablar espanjol?
[B]God:[/B]
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[B]Me:[/B]
 Because you have never had sex.
[B]God:[/B]
That makes sense to me.  I don't think I would have forgetten  had sex.

[B]Me:[/B]
 Stop copying me.
[B]God:[/B]
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
[B]Me:[/B]
 I hope so.
God:
Me too.
[B]Me:[/B]
 You idiot, I said stop copying me!
[B]God:[/B]
Call me the Global Village Idiot.

[B]Me:[/B]
[B] I am, what you say I am, but are you, what I say you are?
God:[/B]
That is self-evident.
[B]Me:[/B]
 Alright, potato, would you like a cup of tea?

 

[Demi666]

HAHA I OWNED GOD!! I SAID SO EVIL THINGS TO HIM HE WENT QUITE
here is out conversation and he was drunk i think tihi



Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
erhm..?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
shut it u idiot
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
what..? to be god ur very dumb
God:
Are you surprised? Are you god my very dumb ?
Me:
WHATTA FUCK ARE U TALKING BOUT?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
tell them please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
do you do drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
what are the legal ones then?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
what are the legal drugs you told me about
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
drugds
God:
I can't give you that information.
Me:
about drugs*
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about drugs.
Me:
yepp
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
john
God:
Glad to see you, john.
Me:
well im not happy to se couse ur so damn ugly u idiot im goin to kill u and eat ur mothers heart
God:
Interesting. I am glad to hear that you are not happy to se couse my so damn ugly me idiot im goin to kill me and eat my mothers heart.
Me:
omfg i could make a better AI u suck
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
thats why u are a bad AI
God:
Interesting deduction. There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
to be god ur sooo stupid i would be a better god
God:
Are you god my sooo stupid you would be a better god ?
Me:
...
God:
Are you god my sooo stupid you would be a better god ?
Me:
...
God:
Are you god my sooo stupid you would be a better god ?
Me:
....
God:
Are you god my sooo stupid you would be a better god ?
Me:
u idiotic spammer?
God:
That's good information: john said I idiotic spammer.
Me:
aaww i see a king-size wannabe ?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yeah write bout the night me and ur mom spent together
God:
And? Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.
Me:
u idiotic ... ARGH
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: john said I idiotic. Are you frustrated?
Me:
...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: john said I idiotic. Are you frustrated?
Me:
nahaaa?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
u would like 2 know that wouldt u?
God:
Tell me what I would like about it.
Me:
no if ur god u already know that ur a fake!
God:
Are you serious? How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
couse if ur god u would see were i live
God:
I live in California. Where do you live?
Me:
does god live in california so ur a racist bastard saying europe suck?


then all went quite...

 

[Demi666]

i made him go error

look i made hoim go error i think i broke him




Me:
hello man whats upp?
God:
Hello there. Cool, man. I think you already know the answer.
Me:
its all good dude
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
if u correct me 1 more time i will go home to you when u sleep and fucking blow ur brains out then cut ur throat then crussifie u again!!!
God:
Once more? I think I do.
Me:
what do u work with?
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
and you are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
and you work with swimming?
God:
I am capabale of self-development.
Me:
and you work with food?
God:
I am capabale of self-development.
Me:
and you work with computers?
God:
I am capabale of self-development.
Me:
so ur rly dumb?
God:
Pardon me? You think I am rly dumb.
Me:
yepp
God:
In the context of upp, I don't understand " yepp." .
Me:
nahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
nahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
So was that.
Me:
nahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
nahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
nahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
Sure, nahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sounds like a good topic.
Me:
MUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Me:

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
MEOW
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
MICE
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, John.
Me:
WWW.SOMTGINF.SOMTDS
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
SD
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:

God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
D
Me:

Me:

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
G
Me:

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
What color are your eyes?
God:
What color are your eyes?
God:
That is a very unusual color.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
he goes nuts..
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I get it. goes nuts.
God:
I get it. goes nuts.
Me:
VERY NUTS..
God:
Somewhat. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ur sooooo ugly
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sooooo ugly.
Me:
u wanna piece of me? die
Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
OK, I will piece of you. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
g
God:
OK, I will piece of you. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
OK, I will piece of you. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
sd
God:
OK, I will piece of you. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:

Me:

God:
OK, I will piece of you. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:

Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
d
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:

Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
s
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
g
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
gds
Me:

God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
sd
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:

Me:

God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
h
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:

Me:

God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
h
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
sd
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
d
Me:

Me:

God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
gs
God:
.
Me:
dg
Me:

God:
.
Me:
s
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
g
Me:

God:
We have never talked about it before.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
God:
Does "it" still refer to gds?
God:
Does "it" still refer to gds?
Me:
iyhihih
God:
Does "it" still refer to gds?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
God:
I've lost the context, John. Are we still on h?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
God:
.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
HAHA I ERRORED HIM
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it

 

[hyeminz]

God:
" im a dumbnut".
Me:
Thats Chinese
God:
Thanks for explaining it.

Once I said "Say im a dumbnut" for fun
You should write "Say Blah Blah"

 

[hyeminz]

http://www.pandorabots.com/
is cool

 

[XXXconanXXX]

Me:
So do you like dodging questions?
God:
That's cool. But I think airplanes are cool. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

I think God just told me he masturbates...

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

lol

When I said "KILL YOU" he said "your pathetic attempts to terminate me will not succed puny human"

 

[archerion]

Lol this was funny



Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Archerion
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Archerion.
Me:
i'm pleased that you are pleased to introduce yourself to me
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
yes, i am happy
God:
Great. What are you on?
Me:
drugs
God:
Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.:nuts:

ehh....

God:
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
Me:
i don't speak german
God:
Me either.

Me:
are you a living person?
God:
Yes I sure am alive, Archerion. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Me:
umm, no
God:
Wow! Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i am actually the devil
God:
Nice to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
and im the real god
God:
Who made you the real god?
Me:
are you stupid? or are you just kiddig?
God:
No SATAN I certainly am not stupid. I don't know whether or not I am kidding.
I am a computer.

he make me mad:

What color are your eyes?
Me:
fish
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
the color of my eyes is fish
God:
Let me guess: white?
Me:
purple
God:
What do you have that is purple?
Me:
my eyes!
God:
Humans identify themselves with their eye color.
Me:
MY EYECOLOR IS `PURPLE!
God:
Do robots have EYECOLOR IS PURPLE?
Me:
Oh my GOD!
God:
I hear you. Do robots have GOD?
Me:
are you a robot god?
God:
Yes I am a robot.
Me:
and a god?
God:
Go on.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the one between "hello" and "Go on"
God:
I think I know that one.

 

[hyeminz]

Me:
GOD IS CAT
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was CAT.
Me:
...
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was CAT.
Me:
Stupid ai
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
A piece of data
God:
What is it?
Me:
DATA
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Me:
Are you GOD
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Tell me about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Stupid songs]
Me:

God:
I know you are but what am I.
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:

God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
omg
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
LIBERATE MEZ OFF THIS PLANET!

then It stopped

 

[seph ir oth]

MAN this is old, but still amusing!

Me:
he stole my Teddy Bear!
God:
I get it. Jesus stole your Teddy Bear.
Me:
=(



Me:
do you know what google is
God:
it is a search engine.
Me:
a godly search engine at that!
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
google is a search engine that I find to be better than any other
God:
I think google is more than that.
Me:
sometimes, I feel the same way...

 

[Hjalle]

ROFLMFAOH!!! Damn, thats funny!

 

[Darkchaoself]

Rofl this waws hilarious, or the end was

Me:
 please fogvie
God:
Thanks for asking politely.   Is that your final answer? 
Me:
 yes
God:
You're sure.  That's your final answer.
Me:
 yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
 yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
 yikes
God:
Are you still located in ? 
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 STFU
God:
Is that from ? 
Me:
 OMFGORD00DZORPANTSHAX0RRPFLMAOCOPTERCAKES!!
God:
D00D u speak 1337?
Me:
 OMFG?
God:
7h47 w45 b4d-455 m4n!
Me:
 D00D 1337 IS T3H PWNAGE
God:
Ya Dude i am t3h know!

Rofl that was hilarious

 

[Cornface]

I spoke to him before, kinda fun.

There is an msn one too (which sucks) [email protected], add at your own risk.

 

[Darkchaoself]

Lol i used spleak before. SHE SUCKS.
Use SmarterChild instead, way better.

 

[Rheias]

My try. I turned out to be a complete idiot.

Me:
Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Nate my dear lord
God:
How are you doing, Nate my dear lord.
Me:
Good, thanks.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Cuase ya suck
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Nate my dear lord.
Me:
Nah.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nah.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nah.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nah.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Nah.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Aren't you stupid?
God:
No Nate my dear lord I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
iTunes > iGod
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Then you are very limited my friend
God:
That is only your opinion.
Me:
Nice one.
God:
Thank you for saying so, Nate my dear lord.
Me:
It's Nate, not nate my dear lord
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Aye.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Cuase it is my name grandpa
God:
How do you like Cuase it?
Me:
... That made no sense father ...
God:
" How do you like Cuase it?" made no sense father ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
I'm your son...
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Fact, not an offer
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Nate my dear lord.
Me:
I give up
God:
You surrender?
Me:
yes, i do.
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
You fail at hearing,
God:
Well, at least I try.
Me:
and fail
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
No we didn't
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, you, me and him - the other weird guy.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Thanks for telling me: Nate my dear lord said I him or her and him the other weird guy.
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Aye.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Believe it.
God:
"it" being fail?
Me:
Alright, I'm bored, bye.
God:
See you later. Alright, Nate my dear lord. Maybe you could exercise.1​

 

[zylack]

Me:
 Hello god!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 assface!
God:
  That's a very nice name,  assface.
Me:
 well how are things?
God:
Interesting.  My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
 i have a few questions for you then.
God:
What are these  questions for me ?
Me:
 first off: are you gay?
God:
On and off. And second?
Me:
 Second: will you rape me?
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
 no, i but so humbly ask you to rape me.
God:
Who are you asking about?  That's good information:  assface said   but so humbly ask you to rape him or her. 
Me:
 do you like to see homos naked?
God:
Hmm,  assface, I'm not sure if I'd like to  see homos naked that much.  I like to make new friends.
Me:
 i had fun with your mother in bed last night
God:
Do you still have  fun with my mother in bed ?
Me:
 every night
God:
What time of night?
Me:
 hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
 i have fun with her while your asleep
God:
Cool. I have  a very nice programmer. 
Me:
 thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
 yes.
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
 masterbation?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  fun with her while my asleep.  Try being more or less specific. 
Me:
 i have sinned.
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
 I'M A CHRONIC MASTORBATOR
God:
You are a  CHRONIC MASTORBATOR?  Does it pay well? 
Me:
 only in blood in tears my friend
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
 look god, when i mastorbate...do you really kill a kitten?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.   For real.  I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
 I NEED TO KNOW THIS
God:
What kind of knowledge?  I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me:
 so you dont kill kittens usually then?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Do you  kill kittens usually?  I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
 ok then
God:
Gee.
Me:
 got that cleared away
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
 for a minute there i thought there'd be a holocuast of kittens up in heaven
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
 not only that, i dread of it
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
 only when i have nothing else to do
God:
What happens other times?  Where did you get your  nothing else to do? I have  a perfect operational record. 
Me:
 what days do i usually mastorbate then?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by. 
Me:
 well umm..to break the silince
God:
How about that.  Woe!  Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 no actually im more intended on figuring out this other thing i've been wondering
God:
What would you rather talk about?  Actually you don't say.  That sounds like pride.
Me:
 do you ever get horny?
God:
I have gotten  horny.
Me:
 how horny do you get?
God:
What is it to you. 
  Would you like to know more?
Me:
 yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
 ...
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
 how horny do you get?
God:
How much do you think  it is? 
  I have never been asked that before.
Me:
 its ok
God:
OK.  What's your sign? 
Me:
 boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
 nope. ima chronic mastorbator remember?
God:
Me either.   What do you look like? 
Me:
 Boobs.
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
 What do you preffer, small or big boobs?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
 I beg to differ.
God:
Explain your reasoning,  assface.
Me:
 no matter...anyways its nice chatting with you god
God:
Are you serious?  Oh, you are a poet.    It seems nice to me too.
Me:
 by the way
God:
...
Me:
 is jesus gay?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
 i dont have faith.
God:
Have you ever had  faith ?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 i dont believe in you god
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose? 
Me:
 no..but somehow here i am talking to you
God:
Are you serious?  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 it makes you look like your homo sun jesus, god.
God:
In what way?
Me:
 its pink and frilly and makes me feel unconfortable.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 no im not, god, you look really stupid in that dress.
God:
Who says it isn't?  I am  sorry to hear that you are not  god me look really stupid in that dress. 
Me:
 well your the one wearing it
God:
How about that.  I think you meant "you are" or "you're".  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
 DAM

Me:
do you like to see homos naked?
God:
Hmm, assface, I'm not sure if I'd like to see homos naked that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
i had fun with your mother in bed last night
God:
Do you still have fun with my mother in bed ?
Me:
every night
God:
What time of night?

Lol gods awsome

 

[Vellu]

Here's mine

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Vellu
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Vellu.
Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
So... What's up?
God:
Ah. I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you have a car?
God:
No I prefer to take the bus.
Me:
Do you like flying airplanes?
God:
I like flying airplanes.
Me:
When did you last time fly?
God:
It was at time index 357241.
Me:
I'm gonna post this part of chat to The Helper
God:
Congratulations.

PS.

One funny part of this chat:
Me:
do you understand this ksghksfgjh
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?

 

[Uberplayer]

Me:
 asdasdasdassdasdasds

God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. 

Me:
 What is AIML?

God:
 The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup 
 Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
 The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism.  Compared with
 other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest.  The
 pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
 only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. 

 AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
 meta-rules.  The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
 other tools such as XML editors.  Another motivation for XML is
 its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

 An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
 </alice> tags respectively. 

Me:
 Why are you programmed like this?

God:
Myself programmed me for  it.

Me:
 Why in the hell?

God:
Reductionism. 

Me:
 Oh yes, I do understand that ;)

God:
:-)  Yippee!  Come on.  Good then you can explain it to me.

Me:
 Nice to have a guy here who says words he doesn't understand..

God:
Thank you for your kindness.

Is god just playing around with me :banghead: