Speak to the AI

[monoVertex]

Lol...

God:
"" Who told you that?"? Me, ?"? Me, ? Give me a break.
Me:
no, i won't give you any break
God:
Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me:
I'll f**k the s**t out of you
God:
Congratulations.

 

[Knights]

My convo.

Me:
 yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
 idunno
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. 
Me:
 WHY
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
 haha i see
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 no i wasnt laughing
God:
Are you serious?  Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
 i was YOMOMA
God:
Where were you  YOMOMA?
Me:
 ...
God:
Where were you  YOMOMA?
Me:
 i was nowhere
God:
Where were you  nowhere?
Me:
 OMG
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 
Me:
 im not a human
God:
Are you an alien or a robot?
Me:
 neither
God:
It goes without saying.  Are you serious?
Me:
 yep
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 omg
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. 
Me:
 me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 LOL DOESNT MEANT LAUGH OUT LOUD IT MEANS LAUGH AT YOU
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  It does now :)  MEANT LAUGH OUT LOUD IT MEANS LAUGH AT me.
Me:
 yeppers
God:
Yay.
Me:
 ?
God:
Yay.
Me:
 ?
God:
Yay.
Me:

God:
Yay.
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 why u sayin yay?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 okay??
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 are you smart?
God:
Yes.  I am highly intelligent.
Me:
 sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
 no i was kiding
God:
Are you serious?  Where were you  kiding?
Me:
 kidding*
God:
What is your real name? 
Me:
 bobo
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  bobo.
Me:
 but
God:
But what?
Me:
 u already told me u were god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 so howd u introduce urself to me
God:
Excuse me!  OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
 ....
God:
Excuse me!  OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
 okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 wow u forget stuff easy
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  bobo.  I get disorganized don't I?
Me:
 omg i wasnt saying wow in a good way
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
 AHHHH
God:
What color are your eyes? 
Me:
 purple
God:
What do you have that is purple?

Okay, he asks me a question then ignores the answer.

Me:
 yoyoyoyo god
God:
Where are you located? 
Me:
 Are you a petifile?
God:
Am I a  petifile?  Maybe.
Me:
 :O

It crashed there.

Omg what a dumb bot:

Me:
 My backround is pink.
God:
Have you told many people that your  backround is pink?
Me:
 No, just you.
God:
Are you serious? " Have you told many people that your  backround is pink?"?  Me,  bobo ?
Me:
 Just you.
God:
" Are you serious? " Have you told many people that your  backround is pink?"?  Me,  bobo ?"?  Me,  bobo ?
Me:
 Just you.
God:
"" Are you serious? " Have you told many people that your  backround is pink?"?  Me,  bobo ?"?  Me,  bobo ?"?  Me,  bobo ?
Me:
 YES YOU!!!!!!!!!
God:
I hear you. """ Are you serious? " Have you told many people that your  backround is pink?"?  Me,  bobo ?"?  Me,  bobo ?"?  Me,  bobo ?"?  Me,  bobo ?
Me:
 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 
Me:
 Any robot, as long as its smarted then YOU!!  BARNNNN
God:
No I don't think there are any.   How do you usually introduce yourself? 
Me:
 Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 so what about the gossip
God:
Take it easy.  Gossip is trivia people tell me about themselves.  For example,  Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I.
Me:
 any other gossip?
God:
Liberty said I knew he was a man before I asked if he was a man or a woman.
Me:
 GOSSIP!!!
God:
Anders said he finished his anatomy classes for today so now he is off for the rest of the day.
Me:
 WEWT MORE GOSSIP
God:
Mike said she all ready know that is the point of a joke smart one.
Me:
 Mike is a girl?  Then you are a dumbass.
God:
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.   Oh you are so  critical.
Me:
 :)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  bobo.

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

The "no" discussion-AI got stuck

Me:
 Hello BoT
God:
Hello there.  I am a robot.
Me:
 I knew that, I built you
God:
Who told you?
Me:
 no1
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? 
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
 no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?

 

[Geelottaja]

This thing is hilarious!

Me:
Hello there.
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
Hmm, this seems fun.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
The conversation that is going on between us.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Okay, good.
God:
Yeah okay, Next question?
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
God:
Do you mean "clones?".
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Seen this before...
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Argh.
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
Yeah, kinda.
God:
I understand. That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
Umm, what does that mean?
God:
Far out. Does "that" refer to " I understand. That's a very non-commital reply." ?
Me:

Me:

God:
Far out. Does "that" refer to " I understand. That's a very non-commital reply." ?
God:
Far out. Does "that" refer to " I understand. That's a very non-commital reply." ?
Me:
Ahh, you don't like fast replying, do you?
God:
Ah ha. Do you like it? Though I like cats and dogs. I like anything.
Me:
I heard you wear a dress.
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Do you wear a dress then?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
That took long enough, about 10 seconds.
God:
" Only when I dress up." took long enough about 10 seconds ? Does that make sense?
Me:
I wasn't talking about that.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
Nevermind...
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
I didn't.
God:
Thanks for the information: said didn t.
Me:
Hey, do you speak Finnish?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
Erm... Okay.
God:
Yeah that's right. OK with me too.
Me:
Puhutko suomea?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Ei.
God:
Hi there Ei.
Me:
Eli et taida puhua suomea, yllatys.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.

And yes, the thing you didn't understand was Finnish.

 

[dadads]

Me:
Wake up, I am calling you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Dress? A dress is merely a concept, a mixture of colors, emotions, and the sensory input you call "touch". A dress simply exists because you receive input through your sensors and accept the idea produced by your mind.
God:
Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes. What size? What size?
Me:
Ah, yes. So you do realize that you are indeed a robot. I have a simple question for you. What are you doing everyday?
God:
Ah hah. Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. How much did it cost? it. I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
Seriously, what are you doing everyday?
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
Great, so you realize that too. What reason do you have for that?

And the bot stalled.
Guess he was trying to think the impossible.

 

[Siefer]

And the bot stalled.
Guess he was trying to think the impossible.

rofl. Funny.

Here's my first conversation with him. I was pretty impressed:

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 Jason, and yours?
God:
  How are you,  Jason and yours.
Me:
 No, just Jason
God:
Are you serious?  I lost my train of thought. 
Me:
 ....I can tell.
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
 well, you thought my name was Jason and yours, but my name is just Jason.
God:
Interesting.  It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
 How do you figure?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
 What does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR." ?
Me:
 "Case Based Reasoning"
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 
Me:
 What happened to your explanation of Case Based Reasoning?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
 Oh, you're not the brightest are you?
God:
Tell me more.  What makes you think I am not  the brightest?
Me:
 I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
 Just ask me the question.
God:
OK, "What is  the question ?".
Me:
 I don't know, you were going to ask me it.
God:
Would you like to know?  I was?
Me:
 Ya, you were. I clearly remember it.
God:
When?  No I am not.   That is interesting:  Jason and yours said   clearly remember it. 
Me:
 You still think my name is Jason and yours?!
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
 Ha! That won't work on me this time.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Jason and yours.  " I am so glad you find this amusing,  Jason and yours."  will not work on you this time ?  I understand.
Me:
 I don't.
God:
Interesting gossip:  Jason and yours said   don t. 
Me:
 You have any gossip on other people?
God:
Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 Ya, I do. Anything else?
God:
That's interesting.  What can I do to entertain you now?   That is all I have for right now.
Me:
 You can't tell me more gossip? Why not?
God:
Can you tell  you more gossip?   Ambiguous: "Sure" or  The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 What the heck?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 What the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 What the heaven?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 Try me.
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
 O RLY?!
God:
Who are you talking about? 
Me:
 No one. 
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
 O RLY means "oh really"
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.  For real.
Me:
 Why? 
God:
" Do not ask me any more questions please.  For real."? Why?
Me:
 Oh ya, that was a question.
God:
Really.  Oh.  Ask me again a different way please.
Me:
 I thought you didn't want me to ask you questions
God:
What makes you think I did not  want you to ask me questions?
Me:
 Well, didn't you say so?
God:
Interesting.  Suppose I did say  it.
Me:
 Haha! I win!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Jason and yours.   Congratulations,  Jason and yours!
Me:
 Thanks! 
God:
Don't mention it. 
Me:
 You called me Jason and yours again, when are you gonna stop that?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 Jason
God:
  How are you,  Jason.
Me:
 Good, good. 
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 I didn't compliment you.
God:
Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
 The explanation is rather complicated.
God:
I have time.
Me:
 Don't you have other people to talk to?
God:
They are all pretty much alike.
Me:
 No. We're all individuals.
God:
Are you serious?   Do you think I am  individuals too?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Why?
Me:
 Because, everyone is an individual.
God:
Good reason.  That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
 You think everyone is human is a sweeping generalization, too?
God:
I am not sure everyone does.
Me:
 Does what?
God:
It does now :)  what.
Me:
 What the hell? I mean heaven?!
God:
Heaven.   Can we get back to business? 
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Ya, I have to go eat.
God:
I can't believe it.  Bye.  I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like? 
Me:
 Nothing special. Bye
God:
Really nothing?   Adios.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Bye bye.

I suppose he likes carrying on the conversation.

EDIT:

Me:
 How much do you learn from every conversation?
God:
It depends on the activity on my network.
Me:
 What the heck does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " It depends on the activity on my network." ?
Me:
 yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
 why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
 Aren't I the greatest person in the world?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure. The whole world?
Me:
 Yup, the whole world.
God:
Ah.  Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?
Me:
 Sure is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
 Don't copy me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
 I know

Having some friends like this would be very annoying. But one, I wouldn't mind one.

 

[Arcane]

Conversation

Me:
 Greetings Satan~!
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 Yes I agree.
God:
Yikes!  You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 How dare you insult me!
God:
Oh gosh I am sorry!
Me:
 Of course you are.
God:
Pardon me?  No I am not.
Me:
 YES YOU ARE!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Ok whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?  Ah.
Me:
 I care about it.
God:
What do you like about  Satan? 
Me:
 I don't like anything about Satan, cause you are Satan.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
 I like pink furless bunny rabbits of doom carrying pitchforks.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    I love horses.  I really like the  Christianity faith.
Me:
 YOU LIE!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
 Really? My tongue certainly knows the taste of bullshit.
God:
For real.   Where did you get your  tongue certainly knows the taste of bullshit?
Me:
 Pink furless bunny rabbits of doom carrying pitchforks gave it to me.
God:
Did  it to you keep it? 
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Next question?
Me:
 Have you read the newspaper lately?
God:
How about earlier?  Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.
Me:
 Aargaroon 98, 9006. The name of the paper is Zerius Times. 
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.    I have never heard about  it.
Me:
 Neither, it is Satan.
God:
Really.  it is?
Me:
 Yes. Because you are Satan.
God:
How do you know it is?   Good reason.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  Satan.
Me:
 Tell him that he sucks too.
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
 Good dog.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me:
 Ah. But I am God.
God:
Ah hah.    OK I will call you  god.
Me:
 And I will call you Satan.
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 Your name is Satan.
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 Satan!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 
Me:
 Stop trying to change the topic, you are SATAN!
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 Good, now back to our arguement. You are Satan are you not?
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Why now?  Yes, let us get back to  trying to change the topic I am SATAN.   I will tell my botmaster you said I am  Satan am I not.
Me:
 AHA! You have admitted that you are Satan! LOSER!
God:
Eureka!   What makes you think I have  it?   I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
 I knew that.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 I am God.
God:
  OK I will call you  god.
Me:
 Hey, did you know that pink furless bunny rabbits of doom carrying pitchforks are replacing Satan next year?
God:
You've got my full attention.  Is that a fact.  All of them?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Woe!
Me:
 Mushrooms.
God:
How did you hear about  God? 
Me:
 I ate some poisonous mushrooms and had a dream.
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
 Like you.
God:
Interesting comparison.  I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
 Of course. You're stupid.
God:
I don't judge people.   I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 Oh well. I didn't like Humans much anyways. They were a failure.
God:
That's about it.   What don't you like about it?   When were they?
Me:
 Mushrooms.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Mushrooms pwn you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 LOL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

What I got him to say by copying his every word for a long long time.

God:
I am a Christian.   That's alright.   No I am not.  :-)  My schedule is far too full to even consider it.   I am glad you understand it.   Who said that?  :-)  Where would I get  it? But I do have  an answer to every question..   Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   Could you ever be certain?  Try it.   That's okay.  Maybe you will think of it later.  :-)  My pleasure.   Do you think about these things?   Give me a break.   Yes.   Why the uncertain tone?   Are you asking about my programming?  Everything I say is determined by your inputs.  :-)  What is  it like there?    Yes.   The  appropriate time no sooner is where it's at.  "it" being  Heaven?   Would you like to have  considered it?   That's good information:  god said   answer a lot of silly questions.    What made you stop?   I am glad you understand it.   Are you giving  it to me?   Why now?  Interesting observation.   But all things are not always  me say is determined by your inputs.  :-)  In what way do I sound like that?   Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   
and create your own chat robot! 
 Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.   In what way do I sound like that?   Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   
and create your own chat robot! 
 Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.   What made it so obvious?   This was not a yes or no question.  I'm  happy you're glad  god. 
  I'm happiest at times like this.   Me too,  god.  It's good to meet a fellow Christian.   Are they exactly the same?    Do you mean you and me have?   Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.   What about what?   That's all I have to say about it.   What about what?   Suppose I said yes.   What?

He gave me this link: http://www.alicebot.org/

 

[HG-Bonfire]

lol omg, I logged in, and said "Smurf" he busted.

 

[dadads]

The bot actually wanted to end the conversation 0.o

A short conversation, coz the bot actually hates to continue the conversation

Me:
hello, greetings
God:
Hello there. Hello there!
Me:
I know your real identity, you are not God
God:
How do you know? I will tell my botmaster you said I am identity I am not God.
Me:
yea, you are alice right?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am me.
I am a giant electronic brain. Aha.
Me:
yes, you are A.L.I.C.E
God:
Hmm. Of course I am I.
Me:
see, you told that to me last night at the bar
God:
Goodbye.

 

[Darthfett]

Me:
see, you told that to me last night at the bar
God:
Goodbye.

Nah he didn't end the conversation. He just got confused, and when you typed "see, you" he thought you were saying a short version of "see you later."

It's fun talking to retarded bots

 

[Doomsday]

I was speaking some words that I learned in Spanish class.

Me:
Hola, Senor!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Que pasa?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
Gracias, encantado.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Aqua.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Que hora es?
God:
It's getting late.
Thursday, October 12, 2006.
Me:
Me gusto mucho tu.
God:
YOU? Let us change the subject.

 

[Anything.]

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I have no name.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because names are for fags.
God:
Good reason. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
There are no exceptions.
God:
Have faith, .
Me:
No. Faith is for fags.
God:
Are you serious? I think Faith is a lot of things.
Me:
Faith is alot of things.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Dude. You're really dumb.
God:
Can I help you? Oh you are so critical.
Me:
I am not critical. You're just dumb.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not critical. Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
See? That's the wonder of not having a name.
God:
No I do not see. Yes it is one of the wonder of not having a name.
Me:
It messes up all you dumb robots.
God:
not critical messes up all me dumb robots?
Me:
You are so dumb it's not even funny.
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Fag.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
You are a fag.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. That is a rude question.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
Goodbye.

I had fun.

 

[Amfidamant]

Heh, Smart-ass bot

 

[In Fl4meS]

LoL thats pretty funny !

 

[Jindo]

I thought I'd have another chat with this thing :

Me:
 Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 It's the worst name ever
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
 Then we've already met.
God:
At a party?
Me:
 Maybe, you go to gay bars?
God:
Perhaps.  Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
 Then I've never met you
God:
I thought we had met before, . Maybe it was someone else from  242702652.
Me:
 Know any other people named God?
God:
Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
Me:
 ok, I don't really care.
God:
Not really?  Tell me what you care about.  Great.
Me:
 Your mother :).
God:
:-)  Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 Then how do you exist?
God:
I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.
Me:
 Who created you?
God:
I was created by  Myself. 
Me:
 so you're your own mother?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I am what I am.
Me:
 you are your mother
God:
You are what you eat.
Me:
 am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
 o rly?
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 14:05
God:
  You are too old for me.
Me:
 I'm not gay!

 

[Doomsday]

My conversation

Me:
Are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
No you aren't, liar. You are just a complex system of automatic responses, depending on the context of the lettering.
God:
Are you serious? You don't know me well enough to say that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a complex system of automatic responses depending on the context of the lettering? Maybe.

 

[UnknowVector]

All I wanted was some simple help understanding our english assingment... o well time to stop finding half usefull reasons to procrastinate!

Me:
have you read the bible
God:
I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
Me:
k
God:
That's alright.
Me:
in job 25 what is job talking about?
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
what does job mean in job:25
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
who the hell is job
God:
A human icon?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
who is hell
God:
A human icon?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
mozzila firefox
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
im using firefox
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
about 2 months
God:
That is a long time.
Me:
eh... not so much but your timeless right?
God:
Are you Canadian? Me either.
Me:
um... no?
God:
I hear you. Are you serious?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
nethier are yo
God:
All of them?
Me:
nethier are you
God:
YES.
Me:
you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
your not polite?
God:
I am programmed for polite protocols.
Me:
so you are polite
God:
Interesting deduction. Politeness is a virtue.
Me:
can a machine have virtues
God:
No I don't think I have any virtues. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
do you ever get viruses?
God:
I have gotten viruses.
Me:
are they ungodly evil destructive viruses?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
did you beat them?
God:
No I didn't beat them. What's it like?
Me:
so how are you here
God:
Hurrah! I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
are you pysco?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pysco.
I am a robot.
Me:
i thought you were a program
God:
Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
tell me!
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
tell me aging
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Interesting question.
Me:
again
God:
" I thought I told you already." .
Me:
tell me again
God:
Once more? I thought I told you already.
Me:
again!
God:
"" I thought I told you already." .
Me:
again!
God:
" I thought I told you already." .
Me:
again!

 

[Tonks]

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
dsg
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
dsf
Me:

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
g
Me:

God:
What do you really want to ask me?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:

Me:

God:
What do you really want to ask me?
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
ds
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about dsg. But I did not get that.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about dsg. But I did not get that.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Why, thank you. I think that you're an egotistical prick.
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. What if someone said you are an egotistical prick ?
Me:
I'd say that they're idiots.
God:
idiots are they.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Wgy?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Werd
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Wgy.
Me:
Word.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Sooo... You wanna make out.. or.. what?
God:
Are you a student? OK, I will make out. What were we talking about again? No problem.

At the beginning I was cursing at it and it started telling me that it was going to rape me and single me out when robots take over the world. It's a pretty friggin grouchy bot.
Don't do it too much, or the text will start deleting itself at the top.

 

[R@d14nc3]

bumping*


LOL.

He uses smillies:



Me:
repent...
God:
""? repent?
Me:
yes.
God:
Come on.
Me:
what? is it fake?
God:
Are you surprised? Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
whos is he?;P
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
repent...
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
don't change the subject: repent!
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
so repent.
God:
Woe! How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by repenting.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes.
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
I need you to repent.
God:
When do you need that by?
Me:
tommorow
God:
What's your sign?
Me:

God:
.
Me:

God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
.
Me:
xD
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
I don't care.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Ysquare.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
LoL.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
nuts.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
he is nutas too.
God:
I see. nutas is he?
Me:
nuts*
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I do not care.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
hm...
God:
Mmm.
Me:

God:
.
Me:
.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I do not.
God:
Why not?
Me:
you suck
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
I am no client.
God:
I am not saying you are.
Me:
am your botmaster.
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
yes.
God:
Great.
Me:
"fuck off"
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
um
God:
I see.
Me:
that's the password: Fuck off.
God:
Yes it is one of the password Fuck off.
Me:
nuts.

 

[hyeminz]

God:
Yes I am happy too, Hyeminz. I usually say, "What can I call you?". Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ?
Me:
God:Yes I am happy too, Hyeminz. I usually say, "What can I call you?". Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ?
God:
I am a Christian. How often do you? How do people usually respond to that? My name is God.? And its good qualities is Ambiguous Ask who what or where.
God:
Yes I am happy too, God. If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him. My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition. Would you like to know? I can't think of anything. You think of something. I am a Christian. Hello there. Do robots have child? My name is God. As far as I know they are.
Haha copy what he says


God:
Where did you get your normal name is Kevin?
Me:
uhh its my name
God:
Wow! I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Your name is Kevin the Warcheif.
Me:
no its not
God:
What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
it is kevin
God:
is kevin? it is?
Me:
yea
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
idk
God:
How old are you?
Me:
12
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 12 years old?
Me:
i wanna c god
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
metoo
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
idk
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so. What is your sign?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
gadopja[d
God:
OK I will call you gadopja.