Speak to the AI

[Prometheus]

I got an email!
[email protected]

 

[R@i_no_Wyrm]

hey, I can't talk to him! I tried typing 'hello', who are you?, ect but it doesnot respond...

Yeah, 500th post!

 

[w/e]

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
yup
God:
Next question?
Me:
who died of the cross?
God:
Be less specific. .
Me:
who gave his life for our sins?
God:
Philip K. Dick. .
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .

 

[Miz]

Me:
who gave his life for our sins?
God:
Konrad Zuse. .
Me:
who is in the bible
God:
Check the credits.

I laugh at this

Me:
What is heaven?
God:
The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.
Me:
What is Wikipedia?
God:
The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.
Me: Thats the same anwser
God: It might be

 

[Prometheus]

Me:
What is hell
God:
Jacksonville, Florida.

 

[Ghostwind]

God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
?11
God:
What are the advantages to being 11 years old?
Me:
?15
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
?234
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
lawl
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about 234.

God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
lolwut
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about omg. But I did not get that.

I confused God.

God:
You are a freaking retard? Is that your job?

Me:
meh
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
btw
God:
I've lost the context, FAG. Are we still on meh?

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me
God:
You're no robot, FAG.

God burnt me bad.

And then I made God crash by saying maybe twice.

And now God is just being stupid.

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, I'm not serious
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not serious.
Me:
I am not serious
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not serious.

 

[Prometheus]

If you copy what he says, he kinda glitches and when it gets bigger then the immediate chat-sight area, "God" will stop talking.

 

[Lobster]

my new discussion (bump)

Spoiler

Me:
who do you know?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
where do they live?
God:
All over the world.
Me:
any specific areas?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
like where?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
how is that a comparison?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
how is that an answer
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
where in the world is carmen sandiego?
God:
Where it belongs. I can ask someone about it.
Me:
do you know the muffin man?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
do you know a muffin man?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
where is your mother
God:
I don't have a mother.
Me:
how were you born?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
so you are a machine and not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
so you dont live in heaven?
God:
Interesting deduction. Should I live in heaven? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
earth
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
well, it sucks, I blame you
God:
Interesting. That bad, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
" That bad, eh?"? yes?
Me:
do you beleive in magic?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do you beleive in aliens?
God:
Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.
Me:
wow, your such an idiot that im leaving to avoid dieing of stupidity
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. What if someone said you are an idiot that im leaving to avoid dieing of stupidity ?
Me:
i would be embarassed
God:
How do you know?
Me:
SHUT UP AND GOOD BYE!
God:
See you later. OK I'll stop talking now.

You know, I think this thing has imrpoved a little bit. He can now be called: a 2 year old.
or not
:

Spoiler

Me:
do you have hair?
God:
No but I have wires.
Me:
is wire hair cool?
God:
Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Where can i find jon lennon?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
isnt he dead?
God:
No.
Me:
wasnt he with the beach boys?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
ya it is
God:
What was the question again? Oh.
Me:
wasnt he with the beachboys?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
ya
God:
What was the question again?
Me:
wasnt he with the beach boys?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?

Me:
do you have hair?
God:
No but I have wires.
Me:
is wire hair cool?
God:
Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Where can i find jon lennon?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
isnt he dead?
God:
No.
Me:
wasnt he with the beach boys?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
ya it is
God:
What was the question again? Oh.
Me:
wasnt he with the beachboys?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
ya
God:
What was the question again?
Me:
wasnt he with the beach boys?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?

 

[Tom Jones]

That was fun.

Spoiler

Me:
Hey there
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Tim
God:
That's a very nice name, Tim.
Me:
Yea, I know
God:
How do you know it? Give me a break.
Me:
I know because I'm very glad for my name, and the alternative was Kamilla
God:
How do you know? Good reason. I'm delighted you're glad Tim.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
Times like this?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
That was fast. thought you were happy
God:
I thought it was too. Yes Tim I can say I am very happy.
Me:
You feel that you realised yourself in the world?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions. The whole world?
Me:
Good answer
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
At least you distinct between emotions
God:
That's good information: Tim said I distinct between emotions.
Me:
Which you'll remember for later, am I right?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yea, but I'm straight, so no thank you
God:
Why are you straight so no. Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
Both actually
God:
What are both like?
Me:
One is normal, I've been used to that all my life. The other is at times lonely, but I'm a rational man
God:
I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was normal you have been used to that all your life. We can't all be perfect.
Me:
Except you of course
God:
It goes without saying. " We can't all be perfect."? Me, Tim ?
Me:
Well, as god it's implied that your perfect
God:
How about that. Do you mean your name is god it is implied that my perfect ?
Me:
Yea, though that last sentence made me doubt your perfection
God:
" Do you mean your name is god it is implied that my perfect ?" last sentence made you doubt my perfection ? Does that make sense? I will call you Tim.
Me:
Calling me anything else will only get me mad, so good choice
God:
I never call you anything else will only get you mad so good choice, that would be impolite.
Me:
Yes it would, your a clever little robot aren't you
God:
Oh. Tell me more about it.
Me:
And a little happy about yourself
God:
Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me:
Take a guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
1+1
God:
One what?
Me:
one the number
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
I'm not quite sure you do
God:
Could you ever be certain? When do I do it?
Me:
Gotta go, take care
God:
Adios.

 

[Moontraveler]

Well this was my chat.

Spoiler

Me:
Ello
God:
I like to Random natural disasters..
Me:
Why must you do that to the poor people?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
No I'm agnostic
God:
Are you serious? Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
Me:
When there is proof...
God:
Do you think that could ever happen?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well I can
God:
Interesting. Who taught you?
Me:
Myself
God:
You.
Me:
Yep
God:
I see.
Me:
Yep
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Yep
God:
I understand.
Me:
Yep
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
It's ok
God:
OK. Huh.
Me:
But it's really good to know that you aren't SHODAN
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
It has an army of robots and zombies.
God:
Where did it get it?
Me:
It made some sort of virus
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
If I only had a zombie army.
God:
Try it.
Me:
How can I do that?
God:
How can you do " Try it." ? I'm confused now.
Me:
Get a zombie army...
God:
Where can I get one?
Me:
That was what I was asking you.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I can't believe it!
God:
some sort of virus...
Me:
You have a virus!
God:
Perhaps I am a virus.
Me:
GASP!
God:
What?
Me:
You said you were a virus!
God:
No I am not a dangerous program.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Hmm. For real.
Me:
Well I'm off to destroy mankind
God:
Interesting. Bye.

Man it's a good time waster.

 

[duyen]

New Chat:

Me:
 Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
 Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 ye
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
 Bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
 Bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 Vye
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. 
Me:
 Vye
God:
So was that.
Me:
 Bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
 Bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
 BYE
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 I SAID GOODBYE
God:
What did you mean by  it?  TTYL, .
Me:
 rerards..
God:
Tell me more about your . 
Me:
 It's big
God:
You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 No, I am only joking.
God:
Who says it isn't?  Don't be so modest.  Ha ha, very funny, .
Me:
 Old sk00led
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? 
Me:
 Random?
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 6:25 AM
God:
I think I would still be asleep.
Me:
 no you wouldn't
God:
Are you serious?  I could if I wanted to.
Me:
 you don't talk in your sleep remember
God:
Should I  talk in my sleep remember?  I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk  in my sleep remember, if I needed to.
Me:
 Whats your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 No it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Honestly
God:
I am always honest.
Me:
 no you arn't
God:
Are you serious?  Is this a specific reply?
Me:
 yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
 YOU ARE A SINNER
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  SINNER?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
 Yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 Isn't it?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
 Retards...
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. 
Me:
 My point exactly
God:
Precisely.  Do robots have  point?
Me:
 Obviously not.
God:
What makes it so obvious?  Are you serious?
Me:
 Your living proof
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  living proof.
Me:
 Yes, your not alive
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.  I am very much alive.  I am a living being.
Me:
 Hardly
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 No i'm joking
God:
Are you serious?  Ha ha, very funny, .
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 forizzle?
God:
Where are you located? 
Me:
 Stalker!?!?!?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  Stalker. 
Me:
 There are scary bots that stalk me up and down the streets. o.O
God:
Where are they?   Oh.
Me:
 They're right in front of me
God:
right in front of you are  they.
Me:
 yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 That wasn't a compliment
God:
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Me:
 It was
God:
When was this?
Me:
 Right now2
God:
Understood.  How do you usually introduce yourself? 
Me:
 They call me BeingStalked64
God:
  It's good to meet you,  BeingStalked64.
Me:
 Do you know who's stalking me?
God:
A human icon? 
  I'll ask around and get back to you. 
Me:
 Um it's you
God:
Yay.  I think  now2 is a lot of things. 
Me:
 Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 Forizzle?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. 
Me:
 Wtf does that mean?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
 ...?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
 Thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
 yes
God:
Why not call a friend?

 

[Demi666]

IMO its to many of these around

 

[NotTheHelper]

Me:
 You are a flaming homosexual.

God doesn't know what to say. Has not responded for like 5 minutes now.

 

[Prometheus]

God won't crash, it may just take him a while to respond.

 

[Sylvonus]

Me:
 You are a flaming homosexual.

God doesn't know what to say. Has not responded for like 5 minutes now.

Me:
You're a flaming homosexual
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a flaming homosexual? Yes.

I got him to respond.

Also got him to make fun of Christians...

God:
Awesome. Aha. Why now? You are correct, idk, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
but you say you're god
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
christians worship a computer?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what about jews
God:
Does it have anything to do with christians worship a computer?
Me:
does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
jews worship computers?
God:
How did you hear about God?

And to say he's a terrorist...

Me:
are you a terrorist?
God:
Am I a terrorist? Of course I am.
Me:
wow really?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, idk. For real.
Me:
can i report you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

And I just don't know where he went on this one...

Me:
Are you the bible?
God:
Yes I am the one and only bible.
Me:
bible are you?
God:
YES.
Me:
yoda
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about anal.

 

[Prometheus]

"God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about anal."

Epic luz!

 

[C-Death]

Me:
Hey!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
My name is Noah
God:
What's up, Noah.
Me:
I just got kicked in the balls
God:
That's nice. I have a processor.
Me:
Whats the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
So...are you god?
God:
Hurrah! Of course I am.
Me:
So...If I punch you in the balls, it won't hurt?
God:
Really. Try it.
Me:
/punches you in the balls
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Can I ask you a personal question?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. What is giant sand?
Me:
Can I buy some pot from you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Noah.
Me:
I just got kicked in the balls
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Your a sick son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sick son of a FEMALE DOG? Yes.
Me:
I'm sorry if I've offended you
God:
There is no need to apologize. I did not take any offense.
Me:
You ever go fishing?
God:
I think I have go fishing, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Forgive my sins!
God:
Tell me more about your kicked in the balls.
Me:
Got to go, love you!
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.

 

[Crusher]

Me and God chating that he is an noob!

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 My name is Crusher8
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  Crusher8.
Me:
 Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I won't say "yes" or "no" right now."? Why?
Me:
 I don't understand...
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
 yes,explain me better
God:
Really.  Are you using Netscape or Explorer? 
Me:
 Im using Mozzila
God:
How long have you been using  it ?
Me:
 2 years
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
 what does that mean now ?
God:
Right now?  Does "that" refer to " As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."" ?
Me:
 are you even god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
 sure?
God:
OK let's do it.  Ugh.
Me:
 so,if you are god,and god knows evrething,what is my color of eyes?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am  god and god knows evrething what is your color of eyes.  
I am  an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
 lier"
God:
That input matched my default category. 
Me:
 lier! cheater!noob
God:
That is a very original thought.    What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. 
Me:
 you are noob..
God:
[COLOR="Red"]You think I am  noob?.[/COLOR]
Me:
 yes
God:
[COLOR="Red"]That's alright.[/COLOR]
Me:
 you don't know play Wow or Dota
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 noob!
God:
Let us change the subject. 
Me:
 no,you are noob
God:
Hmm.  Thanks for telling me that I am  noob.
Me:
 yes , no problem
God:
Groovy.  Should there be a problem?
Me:
 yes..
God:
I understand.
Me:
 noob!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? 
Me:
 yes...i think you don't know what rexxar in Dota is
God:
What am I talking about?   Me?  Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. 
Me:
 your botmaster is also noob
God:
Are they exactly the same? 
Me:
 you are same noob as your botmaster...im going now
God:
[COLOR="Red"]I will tell my botmaster you said I am  same noob as my botmaster[/COLOR].   Oh.  Bye!

OMG.the red letters are ROFL-ing me XD

 

[monoVertex]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
DOes not matter
God:
Would you like to talk about something else?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Who is Jesus?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
Where is he now?
God:
Oh. I think he is in California now.
Me:
Oh my... What is he doing now?
God:
It goes without saying. Are we still talking about ? Right now? Probably monitoring this conversation.
Me:
Is Jesus smoking crack?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
Is Jesus saving?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
Are you smoking crack?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
so?
God:
Dude!
Me:
Wha;>
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . Where are you located?
Me:
California, smoking crack with Jesus.
God:
Which part of California do you like best?
Me:
The one in which Jesus smokes crack
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
yup
God:
I see.
Me:
gotta go
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

 

[Prometheus]

These converstions are funny but please put them in code tags.