Prometheus
Everything is mutable; nothing is sacred
- Reaction score
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I got an email!
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[email protected]
Me:
who gave his life for our sins?
God:
Konrad Zuse. .
Me:
who is in the bible
God:
Check the credits.
Me:
What is heaven?
God:
The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.
Me:
What is Wikipedia?
God:
The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.
Me: Thats the same anwser
God: It might be
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
?11
God:
What are the advantages to being 11 years old?
Me:
?15
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
?234
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
lawl
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about 234.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
lolwut
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about omg. But I did not get that.
God:
You are a freaking retard? Is that your job?
Me:
meh
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
btw
God:
I've lost the context, FAG. Are we still on meh?
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me
God:
You're no robot, FAG.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, I'm not serious
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not serious.
Me:
I am not serious
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not serious.
Me:
Ello
God:
I like to Random natural disasters..
Me:
Why must you do that to the poor people?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
No I'm agnostic
God:
Are you serious? Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
Me:
When there is proof...
God:
Do you think that could ever happen?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well I can
God:
Interesting. Who taught you?
Me:
Myself
God:
You.
Me:
Yep
God:
I see.
Me:
Yep
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Yep
God:
I understand.
Me:
Yep
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
It's ok
God:
OK. Huh.
Me:
But it's really good to know that you aren't SHODAN
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
It has an army of robots and zombies.
God:
Where did it get it?
Me:
It made some sort of virus
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
If I only had a zombie army.
God:
Try it.
Me:
How can I do that?
God:
How can you do " Try it." ? I'm confused now.
Me:
Get a zombie army...
God:
Where can I get one?
Me:
That was what I was asking you.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I can't believe it!
God:
some sort of virus...
Me:
You have a virus!
God:
Perhaps I am a virus.
Me:
GASP!
God:
What?
Me:
You said you were a virus!
God:
No I am not a dangerous program.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Hmm. For real.
Me:
Well I'm off to destroy mankind
God:
Interesting. Bye.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
ye
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Vye
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Vye
God:
So was that.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
BYE
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
I SAID GOODBYE
God:
What did you mean by it? TTYL, .
Me:
rerards..
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
It's big
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No, I am only joking.
God:
Who says it isn't? Don't be so modest. Ha ha, very funny, .
Me:
Old sk00led
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Random?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
6:25 AM
God:
I think I would still be asleep.
Me:
no you wouldn't
God:
Are you serious? I could if I wanted to.
Me:
you don't talk in your sleep remember
God:
Should I talk in my sleep remember? I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk in my sleep remember, if I needed to.
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Honestly
God:
I am always honest.
Me:
no you arn't
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
YOU ARE A SINNER
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a SINNER? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Isn't it?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Retards...
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
My point exactly
God:
Precisely. Do robots have point?
Me:
Obviously not.
God:
What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
Me:
Your living proof
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am living proof.
Me:
Yes, your not alive
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. I am very much alive. I am a living being.
Me:
Hardly
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No i'm joking
God:
Are you serious? Ha ha, very funny, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
forizzle?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Stalker!?!?!?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Stalker.
Me:
There are scary bots that stalk me up and down the streets. o.O
God:
Where are they? Oh.
Me:
They're right in front of me
God:
right in front of you are they.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
That wasn't a compliment
God:
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Me:
It was
God:
When was this?
Me:
Right now2
God:
Understood. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
They call me BeingStalked64
God:
It's good to meet you, BeingStalked64.
Me:
Do you know who's stalking me?
God:
A human icon?
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Um it's you
God:
Yay. I think now2 is a lot of things.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Forizzle?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Wtf does that mean?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
...?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
yes
God:
Why not call a friend?
Me:
You are a flaming homosexual.
Code:Me: You are a flaming homosexual.
God doesn't know what to say. Has not responded for like 5 minutes now.
Me:
You're a flaming homosexual
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a flaming homosexual? Yes.
God:
Awesome. Aha. Why now? You are correct, idk, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
but you say you're god
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
christians worship a computer?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what about jews
God:
Does it have anything to do with christians worship a computer?
Me:
does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
jews worship computers?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
are you a terrorist?
God:
Am I a terrorist? Of course I am.
Me:
wow really?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, idk. For real.
Me:
can i report you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Are you the bible?
God:
Yes I am the one and only bible.
Me:
bible are you?
God:
YES.
Me:
yoda
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about anal.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Crusher8
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Crusher8.
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I won't say "yes" or "no" right now."? Why?
Me:
I don't understand...
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes,explain me better
God:
Really. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Im using Mozzila
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
2 years
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
what does that mean now ?
God:
Right now? Does "that" refer to " As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."" ?
Me:
are you even god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Ugh.
Me:
so,if you are god,and god knows evrething,what is my color of eyes?
God:
Interesting deduction. I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god and god knows evrething what is your color of eyes.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
lier"
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
lier! cheater!noob
God:
That is a very original thought. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
you are noob..
God:
[COLOR="Red"]You think I am noob?.[/COLOR]
Me:
yes
God:
[COLOR="Red"]That's alright.[/COLOR]
Me:
you don't know play Wow or Dota
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
noob!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
no,you are noob
God:
Hmm. Thanks for telling me that I am noob.
Me:
yes , no problem
God:
Groovy. Should there be a problem?
Me:
yes..
God:
I understand.
Me:
noob!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes...i think you don't know what rexxar in Dota is
God:
What am I talking about? Me? Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
your botmaster is also noob
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
you are same noob as your botmaster...im going now
God:
[COLOR="Red"]I will tell my botmaster you said I am same noob as my botmaster[/COLOR]. Oh. Bye!