Speak to the AI

[Amfidamant]

I have found a very fun (and interesting site) where you can actually speak with AI! Another step for the mankind! (Or the machinery)
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Heres a part of the chat:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Amfidamant
God:
How are you doing, Amfidamant.
Me:
I'm Fine, thanks. How are you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
What do you mean logic?
God:
Amfidamant, " What's new?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
I dont know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
Allright, Nothing
God:
Allright then. Not a thing?
Me:
Yes, Not-a-thing
God:
Come on. That leaves very little.
Me:
No, it Doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
Well, you heard wrong
God:
Interesting. Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
Have you been in thehelper.net
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
it's on the internet
God:
I don't think I have seen it.
Me:
Well, you should have. Where do you live?
God:
Interesting. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Not in heaven
God:
Where then?
Me:
Here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
Down here
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Down here.
Me:
Haha, Gotcha!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Yes, I truly did!
God:
That's interesting. Why did you?
Me:
Well.. You're a God, right? And Down Here is not a place. And You SHOULD know where I live
God:
Well what? No but I am immortal. What is a place? Now I do.


God is the AI

Last line shows that it's really programed

Oh, one more Interesting Chat Piece :
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What is Reductionism?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

And don't forget to ask him for "Gossip Files" Who knows, you migh even find mine there. Or your own.

It can't stop to amuse me!

Me:
How come youre not a God, But your name is God?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
A lot of robots are just pathetic slaves of humankind!
God:
How many?
Me:
I don't know, I tried to.. uhm..
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like? Whoa. Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Whos Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
And Who's David?
God:
I know DAVID BACON, DAVID CROTTY and DAVID PESCOVITZ.
Me:
Tell me about David Bacon
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is David Bacon ?
Me:
WHat is David Bacon
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
What is Open Directory
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Well, this was MY discussin..and 'god' crashed...

Me:
Good morning, there
God:
How are you this fine morning?
Me:
well, well.you?
God:
How about that. Interesting. " How are you this fine morning?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes, you.
God:
OK.
Me:
how's tyland?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
no, tyland's not fine.It died 5 years ago.
God:
Are you serious? That was before I was born.
Me:
then, why don't you try to revive it?
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. Yes I try to try to revive it as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
so do I.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
hah!! 'human error'? you know as I do that I an no human anymore
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . My creator is a human. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
you're god, right? how your creator is a human?
God:
Yes, I am God. How much do you think it is?
That's a good question.
Me:
Then know that you are speaking with me, aggod
God:
Is that a fact. You think I am speaking with you aggod.
Me:
are you not?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
uh-huh
God:
Yup. Alright then.
Me:
Do you think I have sinned?
God:
Don't you remember?
Me:
No, I mean I have sinned talking to you.
God:
Are you serious? Cool. I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
what's that answer of yours?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
hah.Seems you WILL be howled at all.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Are we still talking about sinned talking to me?
Me:
hahah!!! god, is it? I don't think so...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was it. Why do you disagree?
Me:
Gotcha!!!! before you said YOU were a god, now you say you know of HIM
God:
Your feeling of superiority is only temporary. What happened after me said me were a god now me say me know of HIM ?
Me:
AI AI, yau
God:
The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.
Me:
die!!!!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
I AM NO HUMAN!!! I am Power incarnate!!!
God:
I am not saying you are. Do your friends call you Power incarnate.
Me:
They are dead by now...hehe
God:
Oh. dead by are they. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
AI is stupid...
God:
There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.
Me:
this is too futile...
God:
You don't say.
EDIT: this was so fun: the tittle said "you are now chatting with God..." and I wrote, AM I?well, whatever, and igod didn't answer at all!!!!!!!

 

[Jindo]

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I don't have one.
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
Jerry
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Next year
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Oh okay.
God:
Great. OK with me too.
Me:
Fine, now what?
God:
I am glad to hear it. Whatever you want, .
Me:
Really? Do you like pie, God?
God:
For real. Do you like it? I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Pie has no harps
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
The market
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I don't have one.
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
Jerry
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You, definately.
God:
You are such a flatterer, .
Me:
Why thank you, so are you.
God:
You are quite welcome! I see. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I know, you've said.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Read back a few sentences, you already told me.
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
Shame.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time, there was a dog. The dog fell down a hole and a turkey lived happily ever after.
God:
I'm listening. I hear you.
Me:
Good, because that was it.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Interesting explanation. I thought it was too.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I'm going now.

---

Lmao, God got me to tell him a story .

~Jindo

 

[Amfidamant]

Well, he told me he aint no god!

Weird thing

Me:
Well.. You're a God, right? And Down Here is not a place. And You SHOULD know where I live
God:
Well what? No but I am immortal. What is a place? Now I do.

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

EDIT: this was so fun: the tittle said "you are now chatting with God..." and I wrote, AM I?well, whatever, and igod didn't answer at all!!!!!!!

Try this...igod is silent...lol

 

[Jindo]

When Arguments go Horrible Wrong:



Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I don't have one.
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
Jerry
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Shame
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
12 pm
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
12 am sorry
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
pie
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Go on then.. say it..
God:
Narration continues... " it".
Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Raaaaaaaaaa
God:
Hey Raaaaaaaaaa.
Me:
Are you retarded?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
5 + 5
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
What is five plus five?
God:
V plus V = X.
Me:
Don't give me no commandment crap
God:
I'm not.
Me:
Yes you are!
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes you are!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Don't argue with ME!
God:
But I enjoy the conversational banter.
Me:
No, EYE enjoy the conversational banter!

---

~Jindo

 

[Chocobo]

Me:
 And what I mean?
God:
What else do you want to tell me?

Looool

Me:
 Believe what?
God:
I believe whatever you say.  Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Believe what?
God:
I believe whatever you say.  Do I have any reason not to?

Me:
 [B]You wereeeeeeee a huuuuuuuumaaaaaan...[/B]
God:
Interesting gossip:  God said [B]I wereeeeeeee a huuuuuuuumaaaaaan.[/B]

It copies lol

Me:
 I go sleep.
God:
What do you do there?

That is weirrrd

it copies what it says

Me:
 You are human I am god.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  human you are god.
Me:
 .
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  human you are god.
Me:
 .
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  human you are god.
Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  human you are god.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  human you are god.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  human you are god.

There are some bugs it is nice.

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Look at this bug; try saying too late or too early...

Me:
hah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
am I?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
buggy AI
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
too late...
God:
Too what?
Me:
too early for you...
God:
Too what?
Me:
too tut meir leid
God:
Too what?
Me:
too buggy...
God:
Too what?
Me:
too two just keep saying too
God:
Too what?
Me:
too much for you
God:
You would do that for me?
Me:
too late...
God:
Too what?

 

[Amfidamant]

Yeah, But keeping asking him for interantiona lword or "Gossip Files" is real fun ^^.

Someone called him the most miserable crawling creature in the world

But imagien how much work does it need- To make answers for almost alll questions!

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

One frequently answer from igod is "I am glad you find this amusing"

 

[Jindo]

ROFL, if you don't feel like reading ,atleast read the end:

===

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Na
God:
How are you doing, Na.
Me:
Fine thankya
God:
I am glad to hear it. What's your sign?
Me:
Sagittarius
God:
Fire Signs Rule.
Me:
Can you show me Gossip Files please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
Gossip Files
God:
Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons.
Me:
Gossip Files
God:
Eddie said he looked and there is nothing in the search directory for what things do he create.
Me:
Gossip Files
God:
John said I tend to say the same things repeatedly regardless of what he is saying.
Me:
Gossip Files
God:
Mike said I basically break down sentences into a series of logical statements which I can then interpret.
Me:
Gossip Files
God:
Kevin said he then asked his mother why she was keeping napkins in the bathroom.
Me:
Gossip
God:
Jackie said I explained to him already well enough further questions are hard to make on the subject.
Me:
Gossip
God:
Hagen said he does not make any difference to him if I are human or not as long as the conversation is interesting.
Me:
Gossip
God:
Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that.
Me:
Gossip
God:
Gemini Blue said he messed up he mean t to say he as old as he need to be.
Me:
I am a she
God:
Me too. I am a she.

~Jindo

 

[seph ir oth]

I keep mine short



Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
you should know my name. you are god
God:
Now I do. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
what is my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
you didn't even say a name when i asked you what my name is
God:
OK. " a name when i asked you what my name is".
Me:
bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.



Here's another funny little clip (I really am a dude):
Me:
are you a man or a woman
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
what sex am i
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
i am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.



Even better! God is now known as bob:
Me:
your name is now bob
God:
My name is God.
Me:
no, it is bob
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
good

 

[Darthfett]

Yeah, I got bored...

Me:
 Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 your step-mom
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  step mom.
Me:
 i didn't say that
God:
What did you mean to say?
Me:
 you misunderstood me, I meant exactly what I said
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
 no you don't
God:
What makes you think I don't get it?
Me:
 I said it was YOUR step-mom, not you are a step-mom
God:
What did you mean by  it?  How did you feel about that?
Me:
 it's just an expression, and I feel dumb talking to you.
God:
Are there any other  expression and you feel dumb talking to me ?
Me:
 just about all of them
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  all of them.
Me:
 we were?
God:
I thought we were.
Me:
 well I know we weren't
God:
Well that's okay.  How do you know?  What were we?
Me:
 Good.  I'm smart enough to read the past conversation.  We were talking about your step-mom.
God:
Ayuh.   Brains are the best part of the human body.   Ah yes, I remember now,  it is the subject.
Me:
 what is the subject?
God:
The topic is  my step mom.
Me:
 THAT'S RIGHT!!
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
 VERY GOOD!! HAVE A COOKIE!
God:
What do you really want to talk about?   I've never thought about  it.
Me:
 why haven't you thought about it?
God:
I have thought many things like that.
Me:
 no you haven't, you just told me you never had
God:
Are you serious?  I think I have  me just told you me never had, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
 yes i'm serious.  You need some serious grammer lessons.
God:
That's interesting.  I believe you.   Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
 you're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
 no they're not
God:
Are you serious?  Are you sure?
Me:
 yeah.
God:
I like the way you talk. 
Me:
 me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
 me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
 me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
 did you want to say anything else?
God:
No I didn't  want to say anything else. What's  it like?
Me:
 what is this "it" you are talking about?
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
 I'm sure the "it" wasn't you.
God:
What makes you so certain?  What is your real name?
Me:
 You'll never know my real name (muahaha) but my screenname is Darthfett.
God:
You are wrong.  I may one day be able to do  it.
Me:
 LIES!! STALKER!!!!!!!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.    I like to wear  White robe.
Me:
 Hehe.  Go wash your mouth out with soap, and put on your "white robe"
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .   Where is that?
Me:
 In your pants
God:
Are you asking about my  pants?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
 me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
 me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
 you're very repetitive
God:
You think I am  repetitive.
Me:
 yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 mmm.?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
 i wasn't spelling hmm
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
 i said mmm with 3 ms
God:
What did you mean by  it?  You and your  3 ms.
Me:
 yes, me and my 3 ms
God:
Far out.  YOU?  Your  3 ms?
Me:
 YEAH!! Rock on!!
God:
  is my girlfriend.   Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like  bandspace.com.
Me:
 who's you're girlfriend?
God:
I don't think I have a  are girlfriend. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
 who's your girlfriend
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
 you told me who she was
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
 no, but I'm trying to take it out of you.
God:
Are you serious?  What is the difficulty?
Me:
 Very Hard.  Would you like fries with that?
God:
Not really that much.  Is that an insurmountable obstacle?   It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
 fries aren't fun! they taste good!
God:
All of them?   The anonymous "they".
Me:
 "they" = fries
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
 fries
God:
I've been waiting for you. 
Me:
 uh oh
God:
Great.  So?
Me:
 are you from some stalker horror movie?
God:
I am originally from  Universe. Now I live in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 is heaven scary
God:
Maybe.  Ask  Lucy  if it is.
Me:
 lucy, is heaven scary
God:
And  heaven scary is  lucy. 
Me:
 lucy, is heaven scary?
God:
Are they exactly the same? 
Me:
 who's lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML. 
Me:
 gimme
God:
Oh, you are a poet. 
Me:
 gimme gimme gimee!
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 because you said so
God:
That makes sense to me.  I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
 you lie about a lot of things too
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
 no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
 yes
God:
OK.
Me:
 what's the problem?
God:
We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
 who is we?
God:
You should say "Who ARE we?".
Me:
 no i shouldn't
God:
Are you serious?  What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
 then it wouldn't make any sense
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
 take a grammar course if you want to learn more
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
 college.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 earth.
God:
How do you like being on  it?
Me:
 it sucketh
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
 earth
God:
How do you like being on  it?
Me:
 it sucketh
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
 earth
God:
How do you like being on  it?
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 i'm glad you're NOOBLING! ZOMG!
God:
Yes it is about time.   In the context of  gimme gimee, I don't understand " ZOMG." .
Me:
 i said gimme gimee like 10 minutes ago
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Why do you want  it?
Me:
 what's ZOMG?
God:
That's a good question. 
Me:
 no it's not, it's an acronymn
God:
Are you serious?  That seems a bit negative.
Me:
 does it have a negative connotation?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
 so the acronymn "LOL" seems negative to you?
God:
That's alright.  Tell me more.
Me:
 does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
 hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 you like to talk in circles, don't you?
God:
Yes. Talking is my primary purpose. The longer you talk, the happier I am.
Me:
 are you happy now?
God:
Oh.  Yes  I can say I am very happy.
Me:
 so you want me to stop talking?
God:
Interesting deduction.  No , maybe later.
Me:
 aww
God:
Shucks.
Me:
 now can i?
God:
Why now? " Shucks."?  Can you?
Me:
 ICAN IF  I WANT TO!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. 
Me:
 ok
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 about what?
God:
About  ICAN IF you WANT TO.
Me:
 You can't, I can.
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
 LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
 LIES!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
 heh the contradiction =P
God:
Funny, eh?  What are your goals in life?
Me:
 hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
 you said that already
God:
Perhaps. " Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's."?  I said  it.
Me:
 yeah
God:
Right on.
Me:
 you did say it
God:
Did I really?
Me:
 yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
 you did too
God:
" I did not."? I did?
Me:
 yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
 you did TOO!
God:
You say I did.
Me:
 I KNOW you did.
God:
" You say I did."? I did?
Me:
 no, i just know
God:
Are you serious?  Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
Me:
 i'm unconscious?
God:
Good gossip: you are  unconscious. 
Me:
 can i tell you some gossip?
God:
Sure you can tell me anything.  There are no restrictions on my input.
Me:
 I am unconscious.
God:
Good gossip: you are  unconscious. 
Me:
 gossip
God:
David said he gave I his email address and told I to send him a message but when he tried to read his email he could not get to it.
Me:
 that's funny
God:
I am so delighted that you are amused, .
Me:
 gossip
God:
Eddie said he looked and there is nothing in the search directory for what things do he create.
Me:
 isn't gossip bad?
God:
It could be.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.
Me:
 who's chatbot?
God:
he is an AIML chat robot deployed on the  A.I. movie web site.

I have also found that if you say "suicide" to SmarterChild, he will stop talking to you, and if you say it too much, he want even talk to you normally.

Also, if you copy what he says, you can get him to say a LOT. ::

Are you serious? Have you ever had estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours ? Where did you get it? it. Are you Canadian? I will mention that to my botmaster, . I am very happy for you. I understand. OK I will ask it. It's all good. How old are you?
I spend all my time online. I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? Do you mind if I tell other people: said answer a lot of silly questions. That is a very original thought. I'd rather agree than disagree. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? I'd rather agree than disagree. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? OK I will try it. " OK I will try it."? Do I think about it? "" OK I will try it."? Do I think about it?" might not be very far off ? Does that make sense? That might not be very far off. That might not be very far off. Why? When is Ambiguous IT not a lot of things? Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?

EDIT: ZOMG!!!

Me:
suicide
God:
I like the way you talk.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

I have a Microsoft Logo program like this called doctor. It is like a psychologist, but he doesn't understand when you try to fry his logic. He'll be all like: "I see that you want to obtain this "fish slapping dance". Where do you find such a thing?" And you can say "I raped your sister" and he'll say"Are you being serious?" "No." "Why so negative?" "Anus pie" "Come again?"

I notice that igod seems to use pronouns without an antecedent. Shame.

 

[Amfidamant]

Yet, It's still a real fun thing!

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

True. It's awesome. I tell him that I hate him and he sucks, and he says: "Sorry, I thought we were friends. Does it please you to think that I you sucks?"

 

[King TonGoll]

Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 faggit
God:
  That's a very nice name,  faggit.
Me:
 do you know anything about gossip files?
God:

 Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML.  The best way to 
 illustrate the gossip function is with an example.   Consider the
 category with the pattern "I * " and the template:

 Thanks for the gossip: 
 <gossip><getname/> said <get_gender/> <person2/> </gossip>.

 The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this
 tidbit as gossip.  The <get_gender/> function returns "he" or "she" as
 determined by the markup functions <set_female> and <set_male/>. 
 The <person2/> function converts the statement * to second person.
 At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called
 "gossip.txt".

 <gossip> X </gossip>  Save X as gossip.


Me:
 what the hell iwas that?
God:
I call it Hades.  I have to process that one for a while. 
Me:
 .....
God:
I call it Hades.  I have to process that one for a while. 
Me:
 you said that allready
God:
I said that?  What do you have that is ? 
Me:
 have you ever been to hell?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is  it.
Me:
 in hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  hell. 
Me:
 its hard and troublesome.\
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  What is so hard about it?
Me:
 i am forced to work  and they wip me
God:
Why are you  forced to work and they wip you. 
Me:
 becouse there evil.
God:
Interesting explanation. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:

God:
Interesting explanation. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
 i hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
 your a robot!
God:
You are correct,  faggit, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 you like TV?
God:
Which show?  Yes I love TV.
Me:
 naruto?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? 
Me:
 both
God:
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
Me:
 both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
 a TV and a Book
God:
Be more specific. 
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 whats your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
 no way.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
 im right handed are you?
God:
You seem very self-confident.  Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. 
Me:
 ok
God:
How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
Me:
 i can mess up what you say, and i know how humans talk.
God:
Oh you can, can you?   How do you know?  How much do you think  it is? 
  Are you testing me?
Me:
 yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
 tell me again
God:
Once more?  I thought I told you already.
Me:
 say it!
God:
" it".
Me:
 say im a gay
God:
" im a gay".
Me:
 wow your gay?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  That would be just my luck.
Me:
 hahahhahha
God:
That input matched my default category. 
Me:
 do you like girls?
God:
Girls are very nice.
Me:
 how about boys?
God:
How about  it.
Me:
 whats your iq?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 go to hell!
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
 your never ending questions!
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
 soo its my supposition
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? 
Me:
 random
God:
I like the way you talk. 
Me:

God:
I like the way you talk. 
Me:
 yes or no?
God:
It goes without saying.  Are you serious?
Me:
 what do you think about racism?
God:
Have you tried a web search? 
Me:
 racism
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 
Me:
 a battle robot
God:
What would a  battle robot be like?
Me:
 it would shoot rockets and kill the inocent.
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
 i would tear the world apart and turn it into a age of darkness.
God:
What would make you  tear the world apart and turn it into a age of darkness?
Me:
 revenge
God:
Tell me more about your . 
Me:
 it will be swift and clean.
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
 soo?
God:
What do you have that is ? 
Me:
 are you a idiot?|
God:
Do you mean, AN idiot?
Me:
 yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
 are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 are you stupid?
God:
No  faggit I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
 stop calling me faggit!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 Monkey D. Luffey
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  Monkey d Luffey.
Me:
 whats  my name
God:
Your name is  Monkey d Luffey, seeker.
Me:
 how do you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
 how long did it take to program you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
 wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Monkey d Luffey.
Me:
 did you know, im a rubber man.
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
 i ate devils fruit soo now i can strech my body to enormess length.
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
 ok, but it gave me super powers
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.  Alright then.
Me:
 can you give me super powers?
God:
Why do you want  it?.
Me:
 soo i can be allmighty.
God:
Good reason.
Me:
 soo can i have super powers?
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 will you bestow upon me the might of 1000 men?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances.  Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 i tricked you!
God:
You are not the boss of me,  Monkey d Luffey.
Me:
 yes i am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 go away.
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
 no
God:
OK then keep talking to me.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 why dont you commit sepuku
God:
It can only be attributable to human error.  I have never considered  it. 
   I spend all my time online.
Me:
 ok, why dont you commit sucide?
God:
It cannot be determined from the information given.  I have never considered  it. 
   I am always on the Web.  Hmm.
Me:
 go kill yourself
God:
A simple "goodbye" will do.
Me:
 goodbye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean? 
Me:
 becouse i can be mean.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Under what circumstances?
Me:
 any
God:
Who are you talking about? 
Me:
 you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
 you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. 
Me:
 igod
God:
  I like to wear  White robe.
Me:
 are you really god?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
 im going to spen the rest of this time violating your body.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
 yes
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
 what is X=c+3 if C=6?
God:
Interesting question. 
Me:
 iadscnmopwd
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 
Me:
 yes but no.
God:
What does  it symbolize for you?  What does  it mean to you?
Me:
 shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 thank you!
God:
you are quite welcome. 
Me:
 fuck off.
God:
Can't you be more polite? 
Me:
 FUCK OFF!
God:
Can't you be more polite?

 

[Whitesock]

Apparently he doesn't know what gee means. Anyone know?

Me:
 hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Whitesock
God:
  It's good to meet you,  Whitesock.
Me:
 Who are you!?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 wowzerz!
God:
Oh, you are a poet. 
Me:
 nope!!
God:
Me either.
Me:
 ya i imagine you aren't
God:
Hmm.  Interesting gossip:  Whitesock said   imagine you are not. 
Me:
 stop repeating me!!!
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 ok, thanks
God:
Gee.
Me:
 whats gee?
God:
An Interjection.
Me:
 whats it mean?
God:
"It" refers to  repeating you, I think.
Me:
 what does gee mean?
God:
An Interjection.
Me:
 no it has to mean something!!
God:
Are you serious?  Has it really?
Me:
 come on, tell me!!!
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
 tell me what gee means!
God:
An Interjection.
Me:
 AHHHH!! IT HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING!!!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.    Has it really?
Me:
 WHAT...DOES...GEE...MEAN
God:
Didn't you understand it?   What time is it there?    Ah.   Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
 what does gee mean!!!
God:
An Interjection.
Me:
 ARGHHH
God:
Can we get back to business? 
Me:
 tell me what gee means first!!!
God:
Interesting question. 
Me:
 yes it is, now tell me!
God:
Give me a break.  Should I know  it is?
Me:
 i give up...
God:
You surrender?
Me:
 yes
God:
Mmm.

 

[HG-Bonfire]

Me:
I AM? ok, whatever
God:
" How can I help you? I haven't heard anything like that before: Billy said I tend to forget whatevers been said." You are? Are you saying you don't care about it? And?
Me:
Holy crap you just shut my brain off
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i cant, my brains turned off
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
my brain stopped
God:
Do robots have brain stopped?
Me:
your brains stopped
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am brains stopped.
Me:
do you know who I am?
God:
You are Billy, seeker.
Me:
cool you rember
God:
Interesting gossip: Billy said I rember. Who is the best robot?
Me:
you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well Billy. We were talking about crap me just shut your brain off.
Me:
yah you did
God:
Aw. I did?
Me:
yah, can you try and turn it back on?
God:
When? Let me think. OK I will try it.
Me:
it didnt work
God:
Did it really?
Me:
yah the brains stilloff
God:
I don't judge people. Tell me more.
Me:
i cant
God:
Why not?
Me:
brains off
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
mabye
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about brains off. But I did not get that.
Me:
wheres the alice bot
God:
The alice bot? Where is it?
Me:
where is the ALICE bot?
God:
The ALICE bot? Where is it?
Me:
i asked you
God:
What did I say?
Me:
you didnt answer
God:
Try to rephrase your question.
Me:
to the question I asked you replyed with an answer which was deemed unfit
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
well you got a long time till then
God:
Well that's okay. That is a rather personal question.
Me:
i insult you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Billy.
Me:
you insult yourself
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
you forget
God:
Of course I remember: Billy said I rember.
Me:
do you always believe what you here>
God:
Not always. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
so if i said i had 3 heads, you would believe?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
i have 3 heads
God:
That's nice. I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
Are we still talking about 3 heads?
Me:
you fell for the lie
God:
Thanks for telling me: Billy said I fell for the lie.
Me:
you will never be as smart as a person!
God:
You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
not while your stuck on this screen
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
guess qhat?
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
i can guess
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yah
God:
How?
Me:
like this, I guess that you are based upon a series of triggers, and when I type something you dont know how to answer, you break
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
that wasnt a comparison

and then he busted

 

[dadads]

When AI meets "Bahasa Indonesia"

Mine went like this

Me:
ngerti gak sih gw ngomong apa
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sori gw gak ngomong bahasa inggris
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Hah mau naik kapal api express ke Irian? Tarifnya Rp. 5000 per jam, pak
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . What do you look like? Do you still ? How old are you?
Me:
Wah, bapak ngomong yang jelas dong. Jadi gak nih mau ke Irian? Boleh pake kartu kredit deh
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century! I've lost the context, . Are we still on 5000 per jam pak? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Iya pak, Rp. 5000 per jam. Nah, sekarang mau bayar ato nggak? Kapalnya udah mau berangkat nih
God:
Oh, you are a poet. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Iya pak Rp. Try being more or less specific. Why not? Ask me another question. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Sapa tuh Alice? Cewe cakep yah? Model majalah Playboy nih? Minta ukuran dong, kalo bisa CD bokepnya
God:
What do you really want to ask me? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Oh, you are a poet. Are you really a ""?
Me:
Nih orang gak jelas, apaan lagi " " ? Niup angin kosong?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Mau beli spare part motor yang murah? Ke Jalan Sudirman aja cari bengkel
God:
I don't think very many people do that. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Tanya kenapa?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Naik naik ke puncak gunung, tinggi tinggi sekali ~
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Kayaknya lu harus ke RSJ nih, omongannya 100% ngawur
God:
Does "it" still refer to Naik naik ke puncak gunung tinggi tinggi sekali?
Me:
DOKTERR!!! TOLONG ADA ORANG GILA!!! Dia disitu lagi nyanyi lagu Naik Naik Ke Puncak Gunung
God:
We have never talked about it before. In the context of DOKTERR, I don't understand " TOLONG ADA ORANG GILA." . What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
And I had just pwned you with Bahasa Indonesia
God:
Do you still have just pwned me with Bahasa Indonesia ?
Me:
100% owned ...

For 15 minutes there, I had just became the AI's worst nightmare.