the best part of Battle.net is...

[Romek]

Lol , the threads name is "The best part of battle net is.." not the worst.

Well... People generally don't remember the good stuff, only the bad.
If youn played a game, and it went well, no problems. Chances are you've forgotten by now.

 

[Darkchaoself]

omfg i just remembered something sooooooo stupid. I was playing heroes and empires, and offered alliances to everyone. Some people refused, I offered again, and again, a few people refused. I found green, asked why he wouldn't ally. No response. I sent an ally request. No response. I recruited my force of mercenaries to attack him, but first I sent one last ally request. No response. Then I levelled his army, but his workers and buildings lived because of the grace period. He says "CK gray." So I got custom kicked because I attacked my enemy. God that really aggravates me. Seriously, if you're going to not ally someone THEY'RE ENTITLED TO ATTACK YOU. And then here's the conversation that took place after his host-friend CK'ed me:

basically they wanted no conflict at all during the grace period apparently, yet they didn't specify that anywhere. In other words, his empire was supposed to have 10 minutes of unfettered growth to build an army that could smash other people easily, instead of playing the game how it should have been played. Sometimes I can really hate b.net. I think I need a hug.

That is the "best" part right there, when people/hosts/friends of hosts misue and abuse CK and Banlist.

I've been CK'ed before in an arena, but not one with creeps, you just go around and kill each other. I was kicked for killing the host. (You rezed too, not like he was dead for good.)

 

[Jaujarahje]

Yea when the hosts is waiting and kicking random people for 10 minutes waiting for a friend, when they finally get in the host goes gtg or something like that, or they start the game and the hosts friend is complete newb
Or when the game starts and teh countdown and all goes to 4 people hit cancel and leave...i mean come on thats just being a dick

 

[Romek]

Yea when the hosts is waiting and kicking random people for 10 minutes waiting for a friend, when they finally get in the host goes gtg or something like that, or they start the game and the hosts friend is complete newb
Or when the game starts and teh countdown and all goes to 4 people hit cancel and leave...i mean come on thats just being a dick

Some people enjoy pissing other people off. My dad told me it's a mental disability. (I mean.. You enjoy annoying people? Why? XD)

 

[WolSHaman]

First of all, this thread is made of epic win.

Second, this is a new feature that emerged in my clan, where when someone goes afk they activate a retarded spambot that spams out 3 messages in a row every 10 seconds to alert everyone they're afk. HELLO, WE READ THAT THE FIRST 20 TIMES YOU $#@#%@#!@# NOW F*** OFF... then you have to squelch them and guess when to unsquelch them.

 

[Romek]

First of all, this thread is made of epic win.

Second, this is a new feature that emerged in my clan, where when someone goes afk they activate a retarded spambot that spams out 3 messages in a row every 10 seconds to alert everyone they're afk. HELLO, WE READ THAT THE FIRST 20 TIMES YOU $#@#%@#!@# NOW F*** OFF... then you have to squelch them and guess when to unsquelch them.

Lol!
All I do is type /away and .afk on my clan bot
Then it does nothing really. But when people type .whois Romek1uk or .afklist, It says

... Time to go on B.net and see what some people do.

 

[Jaujarahje]

When your right about to join a map then the list goes down(new maps show up) and you click on a completely different map, happens to me and made me join some porn pic game thing

 

[WolSHaman]

Games where you're trying to help other players and you talk to them a bunch, or trying to discuss alliances, and they don't respond. Ever. you spend 5 minutes trying to tell them how to not die, and then they do the exact opposite and die in a terrible slaughter. Or when people try to ally you with the -ally color command, and you ally them. You tell them several times to retype the ally command because it didn't work, but they ignore you. Then when you unally them they flip the fuck out and you're like, "dude your ally command didn't work" and then they completely ignore you again. Oh and I dislike many of the numerous people who think that rushing is imba. And the people who suck and fail, but get saved by a super-skilled ally, and then this one ally wins the game for them, and the guy who did nothing still thinks that they're good.

 

[Seannny]

just remember this because i saw it again today, Kay ready its something every single on of you has heard.

-Player 1: Omg You hacker, You use Maphack, i have a maphack detecter and you using a MH
-Me: Uhm, FWI, Maphack detecters dont exist.. so theres no way to tell if hes hacking.
-Player 2: Yeah you just suck
-player 1: You guys are idiots, i worked for blizzard and quit becuase i didnt like it, so i have special tools
player 1 quits

 

[Romek]

just remember this because i saw it again today, kay ready its something every single on of you has heard.

-player 1: Omg you hacker, you use maphack, i have a maphack detecter and you using a mh
-me: Uhm, fwi, maphack detecters dont exist.. So theres no way to tell if hes hacking.
-player 2: Yeah you just suck
-player 1: You guys are idiots, i worked for blizzard and quit becuase i didnt like it, so i have special tools
player 1 quits

lol!

 

[Jaujarahje]

Funnny what people will do to save themselves from looking retarded, only to look even worse when everyone knows their lying.
The Ever so classic lag excuse is good one
Player1 (losing horribly(wmw): Guys i'm lagging stop sending for a bit
(player 1 keeps sending to catch up (income wise)
Me: I'm not stopping until you stop
Player1 leaves

 

[Cheesy]

A warcraft 3 game summed up in a little video.

Spoiler

 

[Jaujarahje]

Can't believe a just watched all of that...

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

when ur brother loses his cd-key and steals urs and the only time u can possible play b.net is when he goes to sleep, at 6 am or later, and wakes up at around 12 so unless i pull an all nighter i cant play lmfao

when u join a game called "Dota [something something] noobs, and get CKed for sucking
or
when u warn every1 in game while waiting for others to join that u suck and they say d/w its ok and they end up flaming /cking -.- if only i had my 1337 dota skills i had when me clan beat verge and mym and x6 =\

also aggravates me when channels that i enjoy being in get spammed, like seriously if u got enuff time to spam some1s channel u rly got no life

EDIT: also some1 said something about why people say PP, or y some1 would plug pull, classic example is TDA when you can PP and say you dropped so you dont get banned (still can get banned but increases your chances of staying on the safelist)

O btw tda is ghey 2 years ago i spent like 3 weeks to get my icon to get in and when i got in i got banned w/o playing a game, and when i appealed apperently APPERENTLY i was in a game and left, nice to know the host doesnt spoof check ^^

 

[Cheddar]

Heroes with two spells based off of the same base ability. LOL STORM BULT FIREBOLT N ANUTHER STORM BULT

Demon Hunters, Blademasters, Illidans, Village Children, and Archers that always seem to get picked by the host and go for an 80-0 streak.

Allies who can't seem to find the "Enter" key on their keyboards.

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

LOL and the best part about the allies enter key thing is your other allys ask "do u talk"

i dont remember setting up a ventrillo server with them while playing uther party..?

 

[w/e]

Teamkillers.

 

[Cheesy]

Being booted for being better than the host. (Even when you're on the same team.)

Spoiler

*CheesyBeefy has reached level 100!*
CheesyBeefy: Woot! Level 100!
Host: WTF!!!!
CheesyBeefy: ?
Host: thats f*cking bullshi*t! IM SOOOOO MUCH BETTR THAN U! haxx0r!!!!
CheesyBeefy: Sorry? Can you just like.. you know.. play the game?
Host: SHUTUP HAXXOR!!!!!!!!
CheesyBeefy: ... I'm not hacking, it's called SKILL. Jesus...
Host: F*cking haxxor im blisting you!!
CheesyBeefy: Grow up...
*CheesyBeefy has been kicked by Host*

True story. >_>

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

i think that has happened to every1 cheesy. wont we all agree?

 

[w/e]

Not me. I don't play customs.