the competition of all jokes

[Nigerianrulz]

well it is all very simple it is a comp which the best jokes are preformed righter here(underneth me ) so make two teams now that is two only with ur own team name and let the comp begins

u cant see me

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

I don't get the whole idea, explain more
Btw, I CAN SEE YA???

 

[Nigerianrulz]

well it is like this i say like a joke something like ummmm (juz makin something up)
ur mama is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family...
like that
hell yea

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

well it is like this i say like a joke something like ummmm (juz makin something up)
ur mama is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family...
like that

and then? Muhahahaha, invisible, ty for you know

 

[Nigerianrulz]

u have to make one better than that

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

u have to make one better than that

Ok, then.
Your mum is so fat that when she's cut off, she loses jam instead of blood

 

[Nigerianrulz]

no that is not true is it ??
lao
ur mama is so fat she is the one who sank tatanic hahaha all her fault

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

no that is not true is it ??
lao
ur mama is so fat she is the one who sank tatanic hahaha all her fault

Hey, no offence, ok? just jokes
Ur mama's so fat, that she went to piss and got stuck in the hole muhahaha

 

[Nigerianrulz]

how does that make sense o well doesnt matter btw i know is no offence
ok ur mama is so fat when she jump for joy she got stuck(classic one with asscent)

 

[HG-Bonfire]

yo mama is SO FAT, that she got more crack than a drug dealer!

 

[Siefer]

Your momma is so fat that when she wore high-heels, she struck oil. (Classic I know, but I've always found it funny)

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Your mama's so fat, that when she went to get married she had a fridge instead of a husband!!!
MUHAHAHA

 

[HG-Bonfire]

Yo mama is so fat the universe revolves around her!

 

[chris]

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

 

[Anything.]

Why are we talking about other people's mothers now? Are these the only jokes you guys know?

Oh well. I'll try when I gain a sense of humor. Which is probably never. But, that's okay.

 

[chris]

Why are we talking about other people's mothers now? Are these the only jokes you guys know?

Oh well. I'll try when I gain a sense of humor. Which is probably never. But, that's okay.

I was just thinking that this could get really nasty....lol

Ive got another

Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes

 

[monoVertex]

Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes

LOL, this is the best! +rep

 

[New_U.S.]

ur mom so fat, last time she saw 91210 was on the scale

 

[Pineapple]

Your moms so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

 

[chris]

Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!