The Wish Game!

[Pineapple]

You can breath under water, but get eaten by a giant squid.

I wish for 2.5043

 

[WolSHaman]

without specifying what exactly that number represented, you get nothing, thus resulting in a wasted wish
I wish for three more wishes.

 

[Kerberos]

Your unmitigated greed for wishes causes you to spend the rest of your life constantly wishing for more wishes. You starve to death.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

[Jindo]

Your unmitigated greed for wishes causes you to spend the rest of your life constantly wishing for more wishes. You starve to death.

I wish that the layout of http://www.thehelper.net was red!

(Ya gotta be specific )

 

[Kerberos]

It is painted red... with your blood!

I wish the blood were cleaned off of my computer screen.

 

[Eilhal]

It is... but then some big nasty fat guy saw some of the porn you were looking at and you have a new mess all over your screen... and your desk... and... you know... I think you might wanna check your clothes.


I wish that I could get this thread closed without people hating me and/or being kicked off TheHelper

 

[Kerberos]

Too late.

I wish I could steam-clean my eyeballs after seeing what you wrote.

 

[hyeminz]

You start cleaning your eyeballs but when you were doing IT somebody called your name then you got distracted then you accendently poked your eyeballs out. (I'm in a hurry can't think well)
I wish that I knew what to wish for!!!!!!
Or a bunny
(\_/)
(o o)
(^^)

 

[WolSHaman]

You figure out what you wish for, but then you wasted a wish cuz u wished for knowing what you wished for.
I wish for a kaleshnakov

 

[Kerberos]

A whatchamawhat?

 

[WolSHaman]

kaleshnakov= fancy word for AK-47

 

[Apostle O]

A chinese soldier awards you with an AK, at high speed, to the side of your head.

I wish that the proletariat would finally rise up and overthrow the oppressive governments of the world. Unite, my brothers and sisters! Viva la revolution!

-Apostle O

 

[WolSHaman]

The prolitariat rises up, and falls into a dictatorship.
I wish that this thread would last forever!

 

[hyeminz]

The prolitariat rises up, and falls into a dictatorship.
I wish that this thread would last forever!

It will... In hell/heaven (Depends on if it believes in Jesus)

I wish for a bunny!!
(\_/)
(o o)
(^^)
That doesn't explode and kill me

 

[Kerberos]

The bunny uses its extraordinary eyesight (from all the carrots) to see you selling drugs, and blackmails you.

I wish that nothing bad would happen to me or anyone I care about, ever.

 

[Hero]

You end up becoming psycho and kill the people you care about....lol

I wish to have every super human ability that exsists out there (ex. Fly, Super Strength, etc..)

 

[hyeminz]

You end up becoming psycho and kill the people you care about....lol

I wish to have every super human ability that exsists out there (ex. Fly, Super Strength, etc..)

Wish granted. Only that your body overloads with abilitys that your body POPS and you die.
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
I wish that I could See The Future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hero]

You see the future and you see that you die in 2 seconds...2 seconds later you die anyway...

I wish i had super eye sight

 

[WolSHaman]

U gain supersight, but shortly after several women sue you for peeping on them well they were in the changing room

I wish that I wuz immortal!

 

[Kerberos]

You're immortal now. And orbiting around Jupiter on a path that doesn't intercept anything else's orbit. Have a fun hundreds or thousands of years before anyone finds you.

I wish that I had telekinesis.