"Spam, er, I mean, bump?" What do you mean?
Anyway theres probably some book out there titled, "One thousand and one Limericks to please the mild-mannered human being."
I once made one, except I was I think ten (ya, I was) and it was only 3 pages. Something about this guy goes to this battle but then get's shot by a bear or some such. I forget.
I do know this - xenforo dropped the ball by not keeping the vbulletin reputation comments as a feature. The loss of the Reputation comments data when we switched to Xenforo really was the death knell for the site when it came to all the users that left. I know I missed it so much and I got way less interested in the site when that feature was gone and I run the site.
I'm on a page about incorrect corrections, and spent the better part of like two hours trying to get someone to understand that -5^2 = -25, not 25, and then that post had comments get reposted because that group is self sustaining, and that person was in turn trying to explain what I just explained to them. And I'm taking that as a victory