Dying Teenager Has Only One Wish To Be Granted

[BrokenX]

Yeah um what I was saying before clean up your act a little meaning language (sh*t), and your headed to being a specialmember, other wise yeah not worth it.

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[DM Cross]

Apparently you've also never heard of the rules that say no swearing? Perhaps you should look at them.

Alexander

 

[SD_Ryoko]

huh?

LOL... Um.... for real! Three evenings in a row.

 

[PwnThePanda]

OMG I REALLY MIGHT BE A SPECIAL MEMBER! *faints

YAY, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside

READ THIS STORY!
A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope.

A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, but they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.

A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out! There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist. This is a true story reported on CNN.

 

[DM Cross]

Dude, if you can find a link to that, I'd LOVE to see that article!

Alexander
WHAT WOULD BATMAN DO?!

 

[The Helper]

That was truly nasty - nice

 

[BrokenX]

I have no clue! USE HIS MIND BLAZING UBER POWERS?

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[PwnThePanda]

I knew you guys would like it. Umm i'll try to find the link. My friend just said it on aim so I'll ask here where she got it.

Awwww she just signed off........

 

[PwnThePanda]

LOL I JUST FOUND MORE REASON NOT TO LICK EVELOPES.

I used to work for an envelope company. Our plant
supervisor used to work in the Chicago plant and told
us not to lick the envelopes because they would often
find dead rats at the bottom of the glue barrel (after
thousands of envelopes had been glued and shipped)


I work in a factory and we have 2 employees who used
to work in an envelope factory. They told me that when
the machine jams up, they use whatever water is handy
to thin out the glue. This includes water that they
just mopped the floor with. Since then, I've avoided
licking envelopes...


Andy Hume wrote: "Hey, I used to work in an
envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the things that
float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't
licked an envelope for years!"


To All: I used to work for a print shop (32 years
ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I
never understood why until I had to go into storage
and pull out 2500 envelops that were already printed
for a customer who was doing a mailing and saw several
squads of roaches roaming around inside a couple of
boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the
envelopes. I think print shops have a harder time
controlling roaches than a restaurant. I always buy
the self-sealing type. Or if need be, I use a glue
stick to seal one that has the type of glue that needs
to be wet to stick.


I AM NEVER LICKING AN EVELOPE AGAIN!

 

[BrokenX]

Why would anybody in the first place?

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[Darg]

LOL... Um.... for real! Three evenings in a row.

errr.....

huh?

 

[BrokenX]

Ha... whats with the

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[SilverHawk]

Read all of Ryoko's post in this thread. That will explain it.

 

[BrokenX]

Yeah, I did but I really don't get it lmao.

BrokenX

 

[SilverHawk]

Ok, I will piece it together.

Yes, Make-A-Wish Foundation, before I die, I wish to have sex with two women at the same time.

LOL I done that; what an awesome wish

huh?

Get it now?

 

[BrokenX]

Yes, ty

BrokenX

 

[PwnThePanda]

If you didn't get it I would have to slap you so hard.

 

[Bartuc08]

man i cuss al the time and im a special member... but thats besides the point, pwn i got them emails to

 

[PwnThePanda]

What e-mail? and don't say cuss its really annoying for some reason.

 

[XXXconanXXX]

I did a tiny little "job" for my dad licking hundreds of envelopes. I'm going to go wash my mouth out right now.

O-M-G a living cockroach in my tongue, that would SERIOUSLY be VERY freaky.