If life was like DOTA...

[IceWarrior98]

Plain and simple, if life was like DotA half the people in world would quit (suicide) when they cant get a single kill in 2 minutes, or if someone on their team died in less than 5 minutes.

 

[In Fl4meS]

If life was like DotA, I would violate the rules

 

[Pineapple]

if life was liek dota i would be a leaver.

 

[KillerChi]

If life was like dota the world will be unparelle.

 

[Halahan]

if life was like dota then the we would be the size of buildings.

If life was like dota we can suddenly run faster, but get hurt more.

If life was like dota I would own you all.

 

[Cal1991]

Uh, this is a lame thread.

Seeing as I started the whole "If life was like DotA" thing with my title a while ago, I'm going to have to say you guys ruined the saying.

Not trying to be rude, but what did you expect when you started this thread?

This happening or it getting locked/deleted are the only possiblitys that come to mind.

 

[KillerChi]

If life was like DoTA, all the people who've lived longer than I have would bitch me out and try killing me cause I'm a "noob" at life simply because I haven't been alive as much.

 

[Bloodcount]

if life was like dota, there would be no problem with the destruction of the forests

 

[Aedes]

if life was like dota, it will be no sense and useless.

 

[mapguy]

If life was like Dota I would quit to another life.

If life was like Dota we will need to create a new profession: Life Bug Fixer.

If life was like Dota cops would be inneficient because they would always try to give last hit.

If life was like Dota we would be able to cut as many trees as we want.

If like was like Dota I would be the invoker.

If life was like Dota our king would be asshole.

If life was like Dota things won't make any sense.

If life was like Dota I would buy:
- guinsoo for fun.
- boots of travel to travel over the world.
- Lothars to get away from trouble.
- sentry wards to put inside woman bathrooms.
- aegis to become immortal.
- cheese to heal any illness.

 

[NBalfa]

If life was like dota everybody would be low quality models

If life was like dota there would be lag coz of the population

If life was like dota I would like to give life an end

 

[13lade619]

ugh.. way to necro a 4 year old thread?

 

[decored]

If like was like dota many people would quit life which they do-Suicide
If life was loke dota one can clear forest easily which they do causing global warming
If life was loke dota and you wanna buy boots of travel you need to farm many gold which in the real world is equal to your private plane
If life was loke dota and you buy a divine rapier you will be the first target of your enemy and you will lost 5200 gold

 

[NBalfa]

If life was like dota I would pick morphling so that I could hide when in the river

If life was like dota and I would own the shops I would rise the cost of boots of speed as with just a pair of boots you become faster with no exercise

 

[FannyShaver]

If life was like dota it would have exactly the same system:

Buy a mobile phone
Go stun someone
Steal his mobile
Sell two mobiles
Buy a better mobile
Get stunned
Lose mobile
Restart the process

All about stuns, Stunota.

 

[Romek]

Yeah.. What's with the necro?
A thread like this is just spam anyway.